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D'Oh! German Communist Party Mistakenly Hands out "Porn Pens" to Schoolchildren ... - Gather.com

But it didn't. Essen is near ... so that we don't fail in the 'no child left behind' experiment, could be much improved by stashing some "porn pens" of naked women into students' goody bags when they return to school?

Oh no, you didn't! 5 ways travelers have lost their manners - Orlando Sentinel

They're loud. They smell bad. And their clothes would make Mr. Blackwell blush. What is it about travel that makes people jettison their manners? Whether it's the Ugly American or the Entitled Elite ...

Oh No, Facing a World of "Free" iPad Offers - Associated Content

You Didn't Realize How Popular iPads Were Until You Find Ads Advertising Free iPads, but Do They Work? What is the largest sign that the iPad is the coolest new thing? Probably not Steve Jobs running ...

To grandma's house they go (uh-oh!) - New Orleans Times-Picayune

the little reptile was a perfect gentleman and didn't whack him with it ... tropical drink in decades and have no idea why I ever bought a gross of tiny paper umbrellas in a rainbow of colors. They are pointed,

Solomon: Kubiak must develop adept No. 2 QB for Texans - Houston Chronicle

The Texans coach didn't imagine that 4½ years later his team would sign the washout lefthander ... Kubiak is trying to turn a No. 2 QB into a ... oh yeah, a No. 2 QB. This could work. It worked with Carr,

Kubiak's job is to develop adept No. 2 - Houston Chronicle

Oh God (2010). Starring Glenn Beck - Huffingtonpost.com

God (George Burns) telling Jerry (John Denver) what to say to a particular evangelical preacher (Oh, God, 1977) "I have a big fat mouth ... Those geese didn't come to your rally. They were leaving it. Beck: And ...

Seahawks' latest moves prove they are in full rebuilding mode - Seattle Times

no true fullback and a competition for a temporary left tackle (until Russell Okung ... The Seahawks didn't even have 53 players that they wanted. So Seattle swapped out six players after the 53-man roster trim,

Florida Gators Football: Week One Awards From Win Over Miami (OH) - Bleacherreport.com

he didn't have a very good game (seven carries ... no Gator will receive this award for their performance against Miami (OH). In a move that conjured up memories of a certain guy that used to wear No. 15 for the ...

Florida Gators New Starters Struggle Offensively Against Miami (OH) - Bleacherreport.com

They don't have to play the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Baltimore Ravens, and there's no reason to continue using the ... the Gators put up most of their yards on special teams and didn't need to move the ball), the ...

Open Question: The ride i didnt ever want to get on, my life?

Order of events in my life so far this year HELP!!? OK sit back get your popcorn and soon your going to be shaking your head telling me how damn dumb I am but to me, I have an obligation to my wife, She knows it she hides because of her choices and well you make the call. I will call this 101 WAYS NOT TO TRY & SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE......Story goes like this. I met my wife 6 1/2 years ago and from the second I lay eyes on her I knew she was to be my wife.. I seriously had seen her in my dreams for years. She and I were perfect. We completed each other and in our own special ways we were each others saviors. My wife had two beautiful little girls who were 1 and 4 years old. Her ex was always an a** and pretty much from day one I had me a very big responsibility. I had a great job, made about $90,000 year however I traveled all over the country. I ran a concrete construction crew. I was 28 when we met she was 26. She has a good job at $35000 so money never was an issue. Back in 06 I decided that my family was more important than traveling . I dove into the wonderful world of owning my own company. Its been good up until about two years ago, we bought a flip house to remodel and sell over the winter, Alright enough bull sh** long story short I was absent to busy working to get ahead, I became distant with my wife as she the same with me. we started to pay attention to each others faults instead of what we loved in each other. I see it now. Well we had reached a breaking point at the beginning of feb. She had enough and well I had also. However It didn't take long for me to realize that being with her and the girls was more important than working all the time. She moved into the flip house and I couldn't stop her. I tried everything, went to counseling they put me on Lexi pro I was doing everything I needed to make it work. She however just got more and more pissed and bitchy. I didn't understand I was there to be a family I took all the blame for the way we were. Although she was just as bad, I didn't care about the stupid small stuff any more. I was a wreck. I didn't want her to go. Everyone kept telling me to let her go, she will get lonely she will come to you. I knew better. I saw it as she was already lonely, I worked all the time and was never home and if I did nothing like everyone said that was what she had figured. I knew she had no idea what I really turned into. I didn't I had hit rock bottom. I found myself in my house my empty house a house I fely as if I built it just for them and now its empty and they are gone. I cry even today about it. About 12 days into it I could not get out of the deepest depression I had ever come to. I found myself sitting in my truck bawling for hours. I was serious need of help I looked to my wife for that. She was always there for me before. Now just a blank face telling me to go home and get some sleep. How could she be so cruel Total discount of what I had done for her and the girls. I started to see a fear develop in her out of no place, I had never touched her or ever even threatened her. Her mom was coaching her telling her all this crazy lifetime movie bull. I find out the Lexipro crap was going the wrong way for my brain it was making me sad not happy. She got a no-contact order, no assault ever, I had 3 violations by the time we went to court and the judge forced me into a consent no contact order if I didn't I would have to do 21 days in jail. Oh there is so much more , duel no contact orders , jail for her more for me, stolen cars, doors getting kicked in, dog getting tazzer by cops, swat team, hospital, crooked lawyers nad bias judges . I have been screwed, All in all 54 days in jail for total 11 violations of which five I did. I am this close to going postal. My wife however told a friend of mine the other day that she has always loved me and will always, she never believed things would get so out of hand. She left because she didn't feel I would ever change the way I had become. Sadly she is against a wall and so many people and family have been there supporting her. She said what know. She is a strong woman she would go without before she goes against her mother. The mother in law the reason it is what it is. I don't understand more

Open Question: am i turning lesbian or something??? what should i do?

alright i gotta best friend named Mattie. we tell eachother everything and once we even told eachother we masturbate and were completely fine knowing the truth. she told me she watched porn before and that she feels guilty for watching it. but once she texted me saying she has to tell me something and she said she wanted to try to kiss a girl. i know she isnt lesbian, because she dated only boys and so did i. but i admitted to her i wanted to try it to with a girl. and we planned to kiss eachother but i cancelled the plan because i didnt feel ready for kissing a girl. Today in steel drums class we shared a drum and it was her turn to play and i putted my legs kind of ahead of me and she accedently almost tripped on them and then she laughed and so did i and sad on my leg and i was going to get up so i putted my leg higher which kind of touched her down there and she rubben against it once and it turned me on D: Then later in class she rubbed her foor against mine and i was like:"what are you doing?" she was like:"thats what lesbians do haha probobly what hannah does (hannah is the girl that hates us.)" and i knew she was jocking cause she jocked about it before. But i think i kind of want to try kissing her D: idk if she feels the same way. i feel emberrassed that im bi-curious like this and i would never admitt it first to her. what should i do??? please no rude comments. oh and we are both 14. more

Open Question: idk what to do D: help! im scared?

Open Question: Should I tell him I like him?

Hi. I'm 13 years old. My crush is 14. (Same grade...don't go on about our age difference please) (AND STOP SAYING "YOUR TOO YOUNG BLAH BLAH BLAH" please!!) I started liking him over the summer. We are good, close friends. We talk (in person and online) a lot, text sometimes, and share laughs c: Just recently, my friend [who friended him on FB] (she lives in NC) and I made a "deal" sorta.. If i texted her BF, then she would talk to my crush and ask him if he liked anyone. She talked to him the next day, and he said he didn't like anyone. (She, I, and one of my other friends don't believe him though) She asked something like this "I know a few of your friends and one of them likes u more than a friend. if you like her then i'll tell u who it is." or something. The next day in science we [my crush and i] sat next to each other and talked and laughed for the whole class...He told me about her question and together we thought of who might like him. After about 2 guesses, he asked me if i was the person who liked him. I said no. (But i felt he didnt believe me) so i said "no offense, but i dont like u like that." and he replied and said almost the same thing to me. (Still not believing that... my friend even said he's lying. i kinda agree) And we talked for the rest of the class. (oh and btw besides wanting 2 tell him i like him, i also want to tell him the truth...i do not like lying, especially to him..) also...my crush, another friend of ours, and I went canobie lake park this summer. we had a blast. i'll share a few things that i think might of sent a hint that he liked me/i like him. okay first...(lets call my friend Mandy and my crush Hector lol) mandy hector and i would always put our arms around each other at random times and just walk as a group. (like a friend thing) so one time we stopped to look at a show thingy and mandy "detached" from us and so hector and i were still linked. about 2 or 3 minutes later..we noticed that mandy detached so we did, too. but i noticed first. also...mandy decided to sit w her sis and mom for the chairlift so he and i sat together. first it was a lil awkward but then we made it hilarious by doing stupid funny things like saying hi to all the people who passed us. (lol poor ppl) and making wolf calls when we went into dark spots (like under trees haha) it was awesome!!! also...when mandy was going to the bathroom hector decided to try and lift her sis up. then he asked if he could lift me and i was like "no!" but eventually just let him. lol. he can lift me. up high. c: haha.well thats it basically. a few more little things like sharing my candy apple. (i ate some and he finished it) but other than that..yeah. haha c: Sorry it's so long* So...should i tell him the truth? and if so, where [should i tell him] when and how? thanks!! <3 c: EXTRA** FB convo Me do u rly think that i like you?? :PPP u there (name)? 12:23am (Him) hmmm... maybe. its just that u always talk to me on FB. no offense. and u always ask me who i like. 12:24amMe well do u blame me 4 talking to you?? BOREDOM. lol. well im just teasing u. (about who u like) (he logged off though so he didnt get my reply) but i sent him what i wrote in a message...so he got it the next day... ://// what do i do!?!?!? more

Open Question: I really like him, but I'm not sure if he likes me back...Help me...?

Ok this guy I was txting-i needs advice- this how conversation went- me-" I love penguins :)" him- "ya penguins are cool" me- "penguins r soo cute..i love this status shuffle!" him "do u think guys are cute?" me- "yaaaa of course" him "do u think im cute?" me-" idk maybe, y? do u think im cute?" him" I was just wondering, and kinda" Then we went to this concert we had to attened and this guy played drums awesomely and he had long hair and the guy i liked kinda plays drums too.. me-"hey" him-"hi" me-"did u like the concert?" him" ya" me-"that noah kid was awesome" him-"no i heard better" me-"Oh i think he was awesome...liked his long hair 2" him-"y he isnt that cute, and he mess'es up ALOT at drums" me-"r u jealous or something?" him-"no" then this girl i no texted me and said my crush thought she was really pretty.. me-"o um ok thats cool" her-"U like him dont u?" me-"kinda" her-"do u want to find out if he likes u? ill ask" me-"cool that b soo cooll" * 6 mins later* her-"i asked and he said EWWWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...well he said EW but ya srry kid" me-"ohhhh...." me to him- "do u think im cute?" him- "NO U R NOT CUTE I REPEAT NOT CUTE!!!!!" And then he didnt text me in a few days then he started texting me out of the blue then stopped. School started and then i found him and he grew his hair out and it was long and sooo cute X). Then i saw him and school and i looked at him a few times to try to desipher if i knew him and i caught him lookin at me too. I was in lunch and then i saw him look at me, and i looked at him. He was surrounded by girls and it was like OK, he got up to throw his trash away and he tapped me on my shoulder and then waved and smiled. Next day i sat at his table with the girls and i was with my little group and then i asked him y he didnt txt me all summer and he said cause his phone didnt work right. I was then talking to my friends and then he tapped me on the shoulder again and asked if my name was Sammie, or Jessica. I told him and he was like ok. IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT ODD THAT HE GREW HIS HAIR OUT WHEN I SAID I LIKED LONG HAIR? DOES HE LIKE ME??? PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!! ADVICE ONLY BOTH GUY AND GIRL!!!! 2 days ago - 6 days left to answer. Additional Details Oh yeah and I 4got to say that i texted the girl that he said he thought was pretty me-"hey did u text him lately? i havent gotten any texts" her-"NO Y WOULD I??" 1 day ago And then when we were at the concert, he kept looking at me and i'd look at him. And then he was talking to a bunch of my girlie friends and then i came up and he smiled like i had made his day, we were all talking then he turned his back to the side and slammed his elbow into something by accident. We girls began to giggle and while we (only us girls) were talking he kept glancing at me and i'd smile at him. He then got up to get a drink and all my girlfriends got up with him and crowded him like he was Justin Bieber. He then gave them his number but kept on looking at me sadly because I got up and was at my seat again. more

Open Question: DOES SHE LIKE ME OR IS SHE JUST FLIRTING? (SHE ALSO HAS A BOYFRIEND)?

Hi all! Basically i met this girl about 2 months ago now! but I've known her name and who she is for a few years! We have about 100 mutual friends on facebook so she's not just any old randomer! i know some of her friends and she knows some of mine. Anyway she has a boyfriend who she's been with for 3 years but when i met her a couple of months ago they were apparently on some sort of 'break'! So when i got home from this club (where i briefly met her), i emailed her on facebook and we started talking on there! After a week or so i invited her clubbing with friends and another day we went to the cinema together which was really nice! she's a lovely girl and ive really strong feelings for her already! Anyway we now text each other every day and apart from the normal 'what you up to' texts she sometimes sends texts like ' i miss you' or 'I'm going here tonight please try and come i want to see you' kind of texts, which has really got me thinking cos she's got a boyfriend (They are currently on holiday together) and i really like this girl but is she just flirting? Anyway keep reading......... The club where i met her there is a student night every week (I'm 19 she's 18) and we both normally attend every week and the week before last i went with friends and she went with her boyfriend and her friends. Anyway i was really looking forward to seeing her and i think she was too cos she texted me saying she wanted me there! i arrived and saw her with her bf so it was awkward cos she came up to me and hugged me. about 10mins later i saw her by the bar with her friend and anyway i bought her a drink and then we went and sat on the sofas which are behind this pillar so its quite hard for people to see us! we were talking and then we were holding hands! anyway next thing i know, we kissed! The next day however she text me asking if we kissed and i just said no cos she must of been too drunk to remember even though she was pretty sober to me! anyway i replied saying no we didnt and then she replied saying 'oh my god i had a dream we kissed lol' so yeah that was all a bit weird! Ive been speaking to her loads since via text and shes now on holiday with her boyfriend but she is still texting me on holiday saying 'i miss you, hope your ok'! Another thing actually is that a couple of weeks ago i was out with my mates clubbing and got extremely pissed lol and i started texting her when i was very drunk which wasn't a good idea and i basically just told her exactly how i felt for her (i think she knew i kinda liked her anyway) but i ended up saying stuff like 'i know you got a boyfriend and stuff but i really like you and as ive got to know you i cant just be your friend'...she replies saying 'i dont wanna stop talking to u :( im glad your honest though' but i dont really expect her to say i really like u too when she has a bf even though she texts me saying i miss you and want to see you!..... She is back in 3 days and thats the night of the student night club, which she again texted me saying she wants me there! cos she is moving to university the next day which is an hour drive away from me and wants to see me before she leaves. Basically all i want is some advice on how to get close to her and maybe take things further although she has a boyfriend (who goes to uni 5 hours away by the way)! i would love to go out with this girl! I haven't felt this away about anyone since a couple of years ago!! So yeah does she like me or is she just flirting with me and WHAT DO I DO NOW??? lol Thanks for reading guys! J more

Open Question: DOES SHE LIKE ME OR IS SHE JUST FLIRTING? ( and she has a boyfriend)?

Open Question: When some disagrees with you..............?

Soooo my teacher had us introduce ourselves and say our favorite interests and facts. So one of the questions was favorite movie. So i said i didnt have a specific favorite movie but i like scary and funny movies. She asked me what were the recent movies Ive seen that i liked so I said 2012 and avatar. And she said she didnt hear good reviews about 2012 and i agreed with her that the graphics in the movie were kinda bad. So i said that i liked the plot of the movie because they all came together in the end... Lol i was nervous so i just said that. And she said ......'oh ok' 'what exactly was the plot' lol and we both laughed.. I had no idea what to say. :/ more

Open Question: Mechanic keeps charging me for fixing the problem over and over?

Ok so I've got a 1999 BMW 540IA, It has driven fine, well , a month ago i noticed it downshifted really rough 2 or 3 times over the course of a week. And I took it to a mechanic, he said my transmission fluid was black, and needed to be bled topped off, and a new filter was needed. Said it would be between 3 to 4 hundred. I said ok do it. The Next day the shop called and said the car was ready, So i go in there and ask the head guy, if everything is ready, he said yea and handed me my ticket. When I was paying, I asked the cashier guy, who happend to be the same guy i saw working on my car when i left the day before, if the filter was the problem or the fluid, he said they just changed the fluid and the filter was fine, I looked at my charges before giving him my credit card, and there was a charge for 49.99 for a new filter, among other things. So i went back to the head guy and said the other person said the filter was not changed. In response he says " Oh well the filter on the car was fine, plus we didnt' have one in stock so dont worry about it" then he adjusted my ticket. So i Payed 50 dollars less. Ended up being about 420 after taxes. About 3 days later I was driving the car and it started happening again, So this time i went to a BMW Dealer Service, who said I needed to go back to the other place, and tell them I need a new filter, he said it doesn't make sense to change the Transmission fluid and leave a old filter in there. So i go back to the original place and tell the Head guy the car is still driving rough, and another place said you all should have put a new filter in there. " He says no problem". I leave the car, the next day again they call me I go back. He hands me a ticket for 150$. I asked him why he was charging me an extra 110$. He said " Because we had to put more fluid in there, because we had to take the other fluid out, but we did not charge you for labor". I said " Well if you guys put the new filter in on the first go around, It would have only been a 49$ Difference, but since you didnt do it, now i have to pay for fluid again". I told him it wasnt fair, so he adjusted my ticket to 90$. Still I was pissed, but I just wanted out of there. So a week goes by, Im on the interstate, the car downshifts by it's self into 3rd gear, nearly breaking my neck in the process. I pull over, turn it off, let it rest, then start driving again, it's stuck in 3rd gear. I had it towed to the shop again, he told me it's in " Limp Mode" And he would take a look at it and call me. Should I sue this guy if he tries to charge me again? All 3 times I have been to this guy he has assured me the car is fine, and he has test driven it. I'm expecting a call from him soon, and need some advise on how to handle it. I've already paid over 500$ for a service that he said originally would cost me 330$. Now it's back there again. PLZ HELP ME OUT. I cant afford to keep paying this guy over and over and over. If it was going to be this much trouble, i would have just had him rebuild it from the start. Thanks! more

Open Question: Girl Issues (URGENT)?

Ok guys, you see there is this girl right, and I want to hand her a love note, which I am planning to secretly hide in her schoolbag for her to find. And I heard once that girls love this, and find it adorable (I wrote a poem) but since we're quite young 11-14 (Not to disclose my age) is she ready for this? Earlier in the year I was chilling with friends at football, and my mates went and told her to go out with me (After I wrestled them to stop for half an hour, but was defeated) and she said she would think about it, and her and her friends went and talked in private. They then all split up and we didnt see them around as much as before. I caught up with her later just saying my friends were being stupid and joking around, and she said it was alright with a bit of a giggle. Then today I forgot my ruler when I went into another classroom, upon asking to go get it the teacher said I can just use someone else for a little bit ( I only needed it for one thing) this girl didnt hesitate to hand me her ruler, I replied with "Thankyou very much" then when I handed it back I said "Thanks for that" and once again at the end of the ruler I said "Oh yeah, thanks again for the ruler" I felt a bit embarrassed saying it three times, but Im tired of letting these chances go to waste, its happened too much. I was also planning to hand here a note, but she was always away on the days I planned to, but tomorrow I have found a secure date, and I just need the courage. But I want to know does she like me and is she ready to get into a relationship, lately she's been tied between me and my best friend, she often varies on us. Sometimes she flirts with me, and then with him.. I think this may be a chance to show her Im serious, even though when I send her then note, she wont know who its from (Ive said its from her secret admirer) she have to sit next to her when I go their for a class in the morning, she has corrected my work tonnes of times and will hopefully know my handwriting, so Im making that a clue. So can someone help me out with the following questions Does she like me Is she ready for a relationship Will the note help And what other things can I do to win her over Now I will post a copy of the poem: I walked in the door I hadn't been here before This world was new to me And I didnt no what I would see But you led the way Into the new, bright day And then I realised You had me surprised... I was love shocked This was how I had been locked Love shocked, This was the love that I had mocked But now I know... You had me at hello Picked me up from all the lows You sent my flying away.. And when, the stars come falling down And Im sent hurtling into the ground I know you'll be there,to catch me, because I know you care So baby come with me Will dance through the streets in the dark Sing to the rhythm of our hearts Run into the ocean and we'll fade away... more

Open Question: DOES SHE LIKE ME OR IS SHE JUST FLIRTING? (SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND)?

Open Question: IS THIS GIRL FLIRTING WITH ME OR DOES SHE ACTUALLY LIKE ME??

Open Question: Order of events in my life so far this year HELP!!?

OK sit back get your popcorn and soon your going to be shaking your head telling me how damn dumb I am but to me, I have an obligation to my wife, She knows it she hides because of her choices and well you make the call. I will call this 101 WAYS NOT TO TRY & SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE......Story goes like this. I met my wife 6 1/2 years ago and from the second I lay eyes on her I knew she was to be my wife.. I seriously had seen her in my dreams for years. She and I were perfect. We completed each other and in our own special ways we were each others saviors. My wife had two beautiful little girls who were 1 and 4 years old. Her ex was always an a** and pretty much from day one I had me a very big responsiblity. I had a great job, made about $90,000 year however I traveled all over the country. I ran a concrete construction crew. I was 28 when we met she was 26. She has a good job at $35000 so money never was an issue. Back in 06 I decided that my family was more important than traveling . I dove into the wonderful world of owning my own company. Its been good up until about two years ago, we baught a flip house to remodel and sell over the winter, Alright enough bull sh** long story short I was absent to busy working to get ahead, I became distant with my wife as she the same with me. we started to pay attention to each others faults instead of what we loved in each other. I see it now. Well we had reached a breaking point at tyhe beginning of feb. She had enough and well I had also. However It didnt take long for me to realize that being with her and the girls was more important than working all the time. She moved into the flip house and I couldnt stop her. I tried everything, went to counceling they put me on Lexipro I was doing everything I needed to make it work. She however just got more and more pissed and bitchy. I didnt understand I was there to be a family I took all the blame for the way we were. Although she was just as bad, I didnt care about the stupid small stuff any more. I was a wreck. I didnt want her to go. Everyone kept telling me to let her go, she will get lonely she will come to you. I knew better. I saw it as she was already lonely, I worked all the time and was never home and if I did nothing like everyone said that was what she had figured. I knew she had no idea what I really turned into. I didnt. I had hit rock bottom. I found myself in my house my empty house a house I fely as if I built it just for them and now its empty and they are gone. I cry even today about it. About 12 days into it I could not get out of the deapest depression I had ever come to. I found myself sitting in my truck bawling for hours. I was serious need of help I looked to my wife for that. She was always there for me before. Now just a blank face telling me to go home and get some sleep. How could she be so cruell. Total discount of what I had done for her and the girls. I started to see a fear develope in her out of noplace, I had never touched her or ever even threatend her. Her mom was coaching her telling her all this crazy lifetime movie bull. I find out the Lexipro crap was going the wrong way for my brain it was making me sad not happy. She got a no-contact order, no assault ever, I had 3 violations by the time we went to court and the judge forced me into a consent no contact order if I didnt I would have to do 21 days in jail. Oh there is so much more , duel no contact orders , jail for her more for me, stolen cars, doors getting kicked in, dog getting tazzer by cops, swat team, hospital, crooked lawyers nad bias judges . I have been screwed, All in all 54 days in jail for total 11 violations of which five I did. I am this close to going postal. more

Open Question: DOES THIS GIRL LIKE ME OR IS SHE A FLIRT? (SHE ALSO HAS A BOYFRIEND)?

Open Question: my first horror story, what do you think?

He awoke to blinding light, he tried to block the light from his eyes just to find they'd been nailed to the wall behind him. He tried to yell but his mouth was gagged, he tried to get up only to be met with the piercing sound of a nail gun then the sharp pain of the nail hitting his shin. he looked up to see who had shot him and saw a man about 5'9 standing above him, the man cursed through the rag, but the man with the gun walked into the kitchen. As the light hit him the man could see that the man with a gun wasn't a man, he was a teenager, couldnt be older than 17, wearing a black shirt and pants. "you disgust me" said the teen looking down at his feet, the man responded in muffled yells. "you dont remember me do you...hmmm... why should you? You were only having fun right, only laughing and joking around, You didnt mean it when you called me a fag did you! oh no, you dont regret calling me a fag, you regret saying it to my face! People like you disgust me. People like you who cant see that their words aren't only words, who cant see that once their cheap laugh has sub-sided their target continues to hear the laughter inside their head, all the names, insults. everything. But im here to teach you a lesson" says the teen as he picks up a pair of hedge clippers in one hand and the nailgun in the other. he slowly walks toward the man, who was 19, and shot his left leg multiple times so that it would stay still in the fetal position it was in but then he thought of the mans eye's and if they'd wander so to make sure the man could see everything the teen grabbed out his small knife and sliced the mans eyelids off, he then leaned over and put the hedge clippers wide open in the middle of the mans knee cap...then with all his might, he swung his arms together slicing skin, muscle and bone, the clippers didnt do it the first time so he took them out and stabbed them into the mans thigh. He took out the hedge clippers and thrust them into the mans gaping kneecap wound, the man yelled in agony but the teen didnt care, he had blood on his mind, slicing the man's knee as the crunch of bone was heard along with the squish and splosh of tendons and muscle being so violently torn and ripped, the teen continued his rampage for a minute until a laud crack/rip was hear and the man's knee cap came flying off, exposing a volcano of blood and mushy stuff. the teen then ran to the kitchen and brought salt lemons and tostiotos. the ten squeezed the lemon and poured the salt into the open wound, the man's cries of agony went unheard as the teen stabbed the chip into the mans wound and pulled a large chunk of meat which he then ate. the teen didnt like the taste so he grabbed the entire $5 bag and shoved it into the hole, punching and pushing it in the man cried in pain but the teen still didnt care. "YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! HOW CAN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A FAG WHEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!! WHO KNOWS MAYBE IM FUCKING INSANE!!!! with that the teen pulled out some safety pins and bent them so they were completely straight, he then moved then slowly in front of the man's face, the man was scared shitless as he stared with horror at the pins that moved in front of his eyes. the teen then stuck one of the pins straight into the ear canal of the man, the man winced in pain but the teen then grabbed his knife and stabbed him in the cheek and ripped a huge gaping hole that stretched from his mouth to his cheek, the teen then jumped and did the same to the other cheek. With no support the mans jaw dropped revealing the gag along with gums and teeth. the teen now smiling grabbed the mans hanging lower jaw, and yanked hard, the man flinched forward, and the teen just laughed. he then pulled hard, ripping off the mans jaw, the gag then fell out and the man yelled his lunges out realizing his jaw was now in the hands of this mad man. the teen panicked and stuffed his hand in the mans gaping hole that is his throat, right then the teen got an idea he grabbed his knife with he free hand and stabbed the man on the sides of the throat, not to cut the esophagus, threw the knife and jabbed his hand inside the mans open throat wound and grabbed his esophagus and pulled it out. the teen then took his hand out of the mans throat and the man tried to yell but all that came out was a blood spurt. having another realization moment the teen realized the man only had seconds to live, so he grabbed some more safety pins and stabbed them into the mans eyeballs. the man tried to yell again but all that came out was a denomic sounding gurgle and the man tied. the teen then went to the kitchen, grabbed and ate some marshmallows. he then went to his room and fell asleep. The End. more

Open Question: DOES SHE LIKE ME OR IS SHE JUST FLIRTING? (SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND) PLEASE READ!!?

Open Question: PLEASE READ!!! serious relationship advice needed :D?

Open Question: DOES THIS GIRL LIKE ME OR IS SHE A FLIRT? (SHE ALSO HAS A BOYFRIEND) please take time to read :)?

Open Question: Does she like me or it just flirting? PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ :) (She also has a boyfriend)?

Does this girl like me or is she just flirting with me? (She also has a boyfriend) PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ :)? Hi all! Basically i met this girl about 2 months ago now! but I've known her name and who she is for a few years! We have about 100 mutual friends on facebook so she's not just any old randomer! i know some of her friends and she knows some of mine. Anyway she has a boyfriend who she's been with for 3 years but when i met her a couple of months ago they were apparently on some sort of 'break'! So when i got home from this club (where i briefly met her), i emailed her on facebook and we started talking on there! After a week or so i invited her clubbing with friends and another day we went to the cinema together which was really nice! she's a lovely girl and ive really strong feelings for her already! Anyway we now text each other every day and apart from the normal 'what you up to' texts she sometimes sends texts like ' i miss you' or 'I'm going here tonight please try and come i want to see you' kind of texts, which has really got me thinking cos she's got a boyfriend (They are currently on holiday together) and i really like this girl but is she just flirting? Anyway keep reading......... The club where i met her there is a student night every week (I'm 19 she's 18) and we both normally attend every week and the week before last i went with friends and she went with her boyfriend and her friends. Anyway i was really looking forward to seeing her and i think she was too cos she texted me saying she wanted me there! i arrived and saw her with her bf so it was awkward cos she came up to me and hugged me. about 10mins later i saw her by the bar with her friend and anyway i bought her a drink and then we went and sat on the sofas which are behind this pillar so its quite hard for people to see us! we were talking and then we were holding hands! anyway next thing i know, we kissed! The next day however she text me asking if we kissed and i just said no cos she must of been too drunk to remember even though she was pretty sober to me! anyway i replied saying no we didnt and then she replied saying 'oh my god i had a dream we kissed lol' so yeah that was all a bit weird! Ive been speaking to her loads since via text and shes now on holiday with her boyfriend but she is still texting me on holiday saying 'i miss you, hope your ok'! Another thing actually is that a couple of weeks ago i was out with my mates clubbing and got extremely pissed lol and i started texting her when i was very drunk which wasn't a good idea and i basically just told her exactly how i felt for her (i think she knew i kinda liked her anyway) but i ended up saying stuff like 'i know you got a boyfriend and stuff but i really like you and as ive got to know you i cant just be your friend'...she replies saying 'i dont wanna stop talking to u :( im glad your honest though' but i dont really expect her to say i really like u too when she has a bf even though she texts me saying i miss you and want to see you!..... She is back in 3 days and thats the night of the student night club, which she again texted me saying she wants me there! cos she is moving to university the next day which is an hour drive away from me and wants to see me before she leaves. Basically all i want is some advice on how to get close to her and maybe take things further although she has a boyfriend (who goes to uni 5 hours away by the way)! i would love to go out with this girl! I haven't felt this away about anyone since a couple of years ago!! So yeah does she like me or is she just flirting with me and WHAT DO I DO NOW??? lol Thanks for reading guys! J more

Open Question: Why does my mom treat me like this ?

Okay , so I'm a 13 year old girl & I have 2 other siblings : Both brothers , one who's 12 , and the other is 15. I swear my mom treats them better. So like we each have to take turns washing the dishes each week , so like my brothers do a horrible job at it and like hardly wash them when its there turn. so like the sink fills with dirty plates , but my mom just decides to wash it for them ! but when it's my turn , if she sees ANY dishes in the sink at all , then no matter what i'm doing , she yell at me to come downstairs and wash the plates ! Or like this one time for my older brother birthday , she gave him 200 dollars , but when all I wanted to do was buy my own digital camera , she had a huge problem with it saying that I was wasting my money. My brother was the one who used $50 out of the $200 to buy these stupid headphones! oh but of course , she didn't have a problem with it. Or like , she and my dad always complain and say I don't help out around the house. I do ! I do laundry every week & dry everyone's clothes when they just leave it in there like lazy bums. And I vacuum the house & sweep the kitchen. I do all this while my 2 assses of brothers just sit down , eat all day , and play xbox 360. And I get the best grades in our house. For the past year , I've had a 4.0 both semesters, And I graduated middle school with various rewards , and all i got in return for all that was my mom & dad saying good job and giving me a hug ? WTF ? if it were my brothers , we would have had a freakeen party or something ! She constantly bitcches at me and says things like your gonna make a horrible wife , you cant clean , cook , or do anything right ! Like omg , I try. And when I do something good , she never notices. Like during middle school , she never came to a single basketball game of mine for the school , but during my brothers bball season @ middle school , she came to all of his. Or like I'd been literally begging my mom to give me money so I can go watch a movie with my friends , and then she was all like see all you do is bother me and ask me for money , but when i ask you to do something you never do it ! But just a day after that , my little brother asked , and she was like ohh here you go & gave him a 20! I had to use my own money for the movie /: Or like I asked her for lunch money and she was like didnt i already give you some ?even though she hadnt , then she got all irritated. but then of course when my brother asked , she gave it to him with ease. Or sometimes she'll cook food for both of my brothers and not cook any for me and say that I have to cook my own dinner so I can learn how to cook my own food when i get older and have a family. If that's the case , then why the fuck are my brothers not learning how to ? Like im not a bad kid. I never get in trouble at school , I have friends and people i talk to alot , and I behave in public when im with my parents , while my bafoons of siblings act like complete fools & emmbarass themselves when we go out. sometimes I ask her things like why doesnt she make my bros do all the stuff she expects me to do and I tell her its not fair. and all she says is well lifes not fair , get used to it kiddo.Sometimes I wanna cry , but then I just suck it up and forget about it. I know my mom loves me , so her love for me isnt it the case. but she treats me unfairly. So I just want to know why my mom singles me out from my brothers? more

Open Question: Does this girl like me or is she just flirting with me? (She also has a boyfriend) PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ :)?

Resolved Question: ahh i dont get guys!?

okay im going to make this short because if i make it long im going to make it soo long is going to be boring and you are all going to fall asleep...so i need help there is this guy i met because im such a loser i was bored at the library and i asked if he and his other card playing buddy teach me how to play yugio i know okay i was bored and had no life that day. anyways i started to talm to him and everything was cool soo i was leaving because my friends said ey we gotta go nd hes life oh are you guys coming back anytime soon im like all looking at my friend like please because im not abiut to go anywhere alone anyways so we went back and it was soo awkward because i wanted to say hi and everytime i noticed he wants to say hi but hes like soo shy and soo like wats the word like idk anyways i notice he gets close enough for me to see him or he looks at me but acts if hes looking around so i always go and say hi and always said hi and idk i could tell he like to talk to me because one time i got a random book and asked is this a good book to read and he stuck around like he could off said yes its a good book but no he stuck around and kept talking to me its always awkward dude seriuously well one time i got the courage to tell him i liked him and it was hard for me okay but he just said oh its flattering and im like crap i ruined this lil thing by telling him i liked him i said sorry and everything gosh im such a loser anyways well after 6 months that i havent gone to the library i went like 3 days ago and i saw him but i didnt even say hi nada hes like the kind of guy that wears glasses and always has his arms crossed anyways obviuosuly he saw me but didnt say hi he nd his friend sat a distance where i can obviuously see them but his friend was the only thing i could see because the book shelf was hiding blank...then i look up and they switch seats so now blank can see me and i can see him! what is it does he like me dont get me wrong im not like desperate but it will be nice to know if he feels the same way im not even talking to him anymore ..... more

Resolved Question: Has my boyfriend lost interest in me? is he playing games?

We have been dating for 4 months. We don't meet that often because he has work .. Maybe like 2 times a week. Somedays when we meet it's like I'm his life and he's always holding my hand and kissing me and he wants to show me off to the world. I feel loved. Other days it's like I am absolutly worthless to him. he says things and then he says he's just joking. They arent funny. He acts so distant from me. We don't hold hands we have awkward hugs. For example yesterday, he told me to tell his friends that I was 17 if they ask my age. he said he doesn't want to date a girl who's 2 years younger (I'm 16 he's 18, althought I was born in 1993 and he was born in 1992). then I got upset. (Who wouldnt?) we argued a bit then we made up, barely. that same day he said "I love you", i never said I love you too instead I said "no you don't" because his i love yous didnt seem sincere. Then he's like let me show you how much i love you. he got on his knee in the middle of a busy road and held a rose(He picked it off some persons yard) and said "i love you, do you love me?". The road was empty that moment and i told him "come on get up before the cars come". (It was a red light) when the cars came, he moved a bit but still he was in the way. I kept telling him to come then he got up and threw the rose away, asked me why i didnt accept it and walked away. we "made up" again. i asked him if i could get my ipod back cause i let him burrow it for 3 weeks. He told me "Oh ye, i lost it" I asked him if he was serious. he said yeah I'm serious I lost it i'll get you one off of craiglist or something. And it sounded like he was saying the truth. Obvously I got a upset, i gave him something and he just lost it. He tried to hug me and all that against the wall but i wouldnt let him cause i was upset that he lost it. Eventually he said "I was just joking I have it, I swear". I told him I want it now and he said he couldnt once he's in the house his dad won't let him come out. I said I don't care I wanna see if you really have it. He asked me if I didnt trust him and I didnt answer him. We walked to his house. He was upset he didnt talk or look at me the whole way. He didnt even walk beside me he walked infront of me. So he got me his ipod and he said ok bye, and I was just like ok bye hoping he would come give me a hug or something. but he didn't and then I walked back home in the dark. I looked back and he was looking at me, I turned away and whhen i looked back he was in his house. The whole day yesterday I felt so stupid beside him. It's like I wasn't his girlfriend. He seemed bored. He looked at the time and it was like 7:35pm he swore in a way that made it seem like it's only 7:35pm and then he said he has to be home at 8pm. strange, cause he never has to be home that early. we met at 7pm. Oh and I hadnt seen him in 3 weeks I was on vacation. It seemed like he missed me so much and sent me txts telling me how much he loves me and stuff. I was so excited to see him and when we met he kissed me on a cheek and give me this weird one arm hug. I thought we have some long tight hug and some passionate kiss or something! But I guess not. This is just an example of meeting yesterday and all this happened in one hour! But I love the guy who i met in the beginning and I keep saying things will change I shouldnt give up so easily. I truly love him. And to be honest I don't think any other girl would put up with the shit I put up with(His last girlfriend broke up with him for the same thing). and it kills me inside that if i break up with him even if I love him I will never see him again. Oh and we don't even kiss anymore. It's just like a small peck on the cheek or lips. He used to love kissing me (With tongue) I don't think it got boring. It pains me so much when we have days like this. And during these days he says I'm changed and that I'm getting attitude and that i want to start fights. But really I don't even want to fight with him, and that attitude only come out when I feel he's doesnt care about me. I love the days that we are just happy and holding hands. But all couple have arguements, i understand and maybe yesterday was my fault maybe i got upset over something too small. and I told him it was my fault and I apologized. I called him and asked if we were ok and if he wants to break up, please just tell me and don't just abandon me without saying a word. He said he loves me and I don't want to break up. I told him about the part where he walked away and he said it was nothing we were just talking. he said he's with his family and he had to go so we said our i love yous and hung up. Also, do you think if he wanted to get rid of me he just would? It's not like I givehim money and that's why he's stay8ing or anything. we havnt even had sex yet. But I'm wondering why he has these days where he doesnt show he loves me and is just taking me for granted. It's like the days when we were happy were just days so he could win me and now he's won and knows I'm not going to leave. But honestly if this continues, I just might leave because it pains me to see him treating me the way he does.I understand this is really long but if you could really just help me I have no one else to talk about my problems or someone who would give me advice.Also when he was trying to be all serious yesterday like when we were arguing he just broke up laughing. which hurt. more

Resolved Question: 7th grade crush HELP PLEASE?

Alright Im in 8th grade now and last year i had a crush on a guy.and in the beginning we where friends.Then i found out my friend like him so i started like poking him trying to get close to him so i could find out if he liked my friend. Let's say his name is Daniel(not really) Well okay. Heres how the improvment went: Beginning of the year: At lunch he would like scare my friend and pay LOADS of attention to her.which i thought was awwww AND he would snap at me if i tried to poke him on his cheek. Then like after we came into 2010 i kept at it and it became like nothing for me to poke him.It became normal. Beginning of the year:passing notes was stupid to him he would never even try it. Later on:He wrote back and passed it to me.without any attitude. I would always like tease him and vice versa. Then maybe two months before school ended he and his friends(which BTW arent like nerdy they are jocks)they started rating girls. And whenever my turn for them to rate me it would always take longer so one day i sent my friend who is a guy to go over and eavesdrop about why it took so long and it was because daniel* was saying i was a zero and each of his other friends would be like what,how is she a zero she's not ugly shes cute and daniel would always try and put them down and the only number EVERYtime they did that i got was a one cause of him. OK then A week before the end of the school year comes around and one day he keeps saying im annoying everyday when i dont even talk to him that much anymore because he was getting annoying and that day at gym ONE time i was with my friends and we were making fun of the way he runs. Then on the last day he acts like NOTHING happened like we were BFF's. OH YEA and on the third day before school ended we had a party and i was placing all the food and washing the dishes we were gonna put the snacks in and i was trying to get through somwhere and i asked him nicely to hurry up. And he said"Ok.now im gonna go slower"with a smirk on his face and did so. OH YES.My friend got switched to another class but still in the same academy and they kinda stopped talking.I mean at the beginning he made an effort to at least see her when she came out of the classroom but then he just stopped. Even at lunch he tried talking to her or bothering her but then just stopped all of a sudden. Then another time in elective when he stopped making an effort to talk to her.My friend was tired of it so that day was make sure Daniel likes her better day!:D(Which i was enjoying ^-^) When in elective he kept calling me.So at one point i turned around so i was facing my friend and pretended to talk to her(the one that likes him) and he got up to get markers which were right next to me.So he continued calling my name. He continued until i hadnt said anything and he stepped inbetween me and my friend and said"DIRTY DIANA!"(his nickname for me because i was born on august 28,♥ mj and my name is diana.My friend didnt now about the name. So she was mad at me and when i tried to cheer her up i asked"I bet you have a nickname too!dont worry!"She got madder and said no i dont. And now he is in my 8th grade class. What should i do?I dont know how to act around him.and any ideas why he was acting that way? ALSO if if get paired with him or in the same group what do i do, more

Resolved Question: What to do about him? the other night?

I need your opinion. im just going to explain my story and a backstory. This may be long but please read and help me because i am dwelling on this problem and i want help! Ive known this guy for over a year, we had a class together, hung out with friends together, went to prom together (I asked him to my prom, he is a year older than me) I am a senior and he is a freshmen in college, about 30 minutes away from me. I didnt think I liked him all during last school year, ignoring my feelings for him. After prom I realized how much I actually DO like him. He has a LOT of girl friends...like all his closes friends are girls but he isnt a player or anything--he is seriously really nice and funny. ok so the other day i was texting him and asked him about a movie night that his college was having that night because my other friend (who goes there) told me about it. he told me to come up and see it with him. i agreed and wanted my other friend to go with us so it would be less awkward or something...i just really wanted her to be there...but she said no firmly and i went by myself. He met up with me and asked if i wanted to see his dorm room and i said yes. we go to his dorm as we talk about his classes and his new schedule and i was like "i really wish emily (my friend) was here" and he was like "oh psh well im here!" but yeah--in his dorm room he kind of showed me everything of his...and then asked if we wanted snacks so we got snacks and left his room but then some student stopped him and asked if he could uses my friends phone because he got locked out of his room. as the guy talked on the phone the two of us looked around and looked at all the posters, kind of flirty talking and then when the student was done he was like "sorry for interrupting--your night" and i think he thought we were dating (which haha i just love but thats me of course) and so then we left and walked to the movie theater and i met all of his new friends that he met at college and they were nice but didnt really talk to me. movie started. we kept talking flirty-ish, like he would ask if i was excited as we ate our snacks together (we only brought ourselves snacks because i didnt know his friends didnt have their own snacks) and the movie started. and during the movie i realized that every time i moved how i was sitting, he would copy. we kept sitting the same way. a negative was that he was texting someone during the movie (but so was i to kind of get him curious haha) and it was his old high school friend who is a girl--but he told me he would never date her last year so i wasnt really worried... after the movie ended, he walked me to my car and i was worried about going home so he helped me, showed me a map of the area and made me memorize directions to get out of the town. as i was leaving he was waiting by the lot exit and told me to call him if i got lost again. when i did get home we texted and then i saw he wrote on my wall on facebook. what is your take of the situation?!?! friendly? something more? am i stupid for saying this? i really like him but i dont know how to make it happen. more

Open Question: should i tell him i'm in love with him?

Hi. I'm 13 years old. My crush is 14. (Same grade...don't go on about our age difference please) I started liking him over the summer. We are good, close friends. We talk (in person and online) a lot, text sometimes, and share laughs c: Just recently, my friend [who friended him on FB] (she lives in NC) and I made a "deal" sorta.. If i texted her BF, then she would talk to my crush and ask him if he liked anyone. She talked to him the next day, and he said he didn't like anyone. (She, I, and one of my other friends don't believe him though) She asked something like this "I know a few of your friends and one of them likes u more than a friend. if you like her then i'll tell u who it is." or something. The next day in science we [my crush and i] sat next to each other and talked and laughed for the whole class...He told me about her question and together we thought of who might like him. After about 2 guesses, he asked me if i was the person who liked him. I said no. (But i felt he didnt believe me) so i said "no offense, but i dont like u like that." and he replied and said almost the same thing to me. (Still not believing that... my friend even said he's lying. i kinda agree) And we talked for the rest of the class. (oh and btw besides wanting 2 tell him i like him, i also want to tell him the truth...i do not like lying, especially to him..) Sorry it's so long* So...should i tell him the truth? and if so, where [should i tell him] when and how? thanks!! <3 c: EXTRA** FB convo Me do u rly think that i like you?? :PPP u there (name)? 12:23am (Him) hmmm... maybe. its just that u always talk to me on FB. no offense. and u always ask me who i like. 12:24amMe well do u blame me 4 talking to you?? BOREDOM. lol. well im just teasing u. (about who u like) (he logged off though so he didnt get my reply) but i sent him what i wrote in a message...so he got it the next day... ://// what do i do!?!?!? more

Open Question: my dad took my phone?

Well guys, its a long story but ....ok here it is I just completed my IGCSE 10th grade and i did good in all the subjects except i flunked in english writing skills ........so now i am in college i got my phone in the last week of my 10th grade ....and there are these people ot there in my college i mean really cheap people i mean only some of them so i got with them and they were bunking it was saturday so i too didn't feel like going so after that they all were at the college and i started to bunk for 2 weeks [bunk means didnt go to college instead go somewhere else] so last friday i came home as usual but the bad thing is that my dad went to my college to pick me up only to find that i didn't come he came home and was really really really mad at me he asked did u go to college i replied yup then he was like oh really? show me your phone and al those messages were there lie friend calling hey buddy were r u i got the tickets and all now he wont give me back my phone and my mom too isn't willing to do it for me .............how do i ask my dad for it??? PLZ GUYZ DIS ISN'T FUNNY SO NO LAME ANSWERS............PLZp.s. : i dont have enough money to buy my own cellphone more

Open Question: for those who answered my last question?

for those who didnt, here it is. [[my sister said today that its wrong for me to have to rely on my parents and boyfriend for financial support because i am having a child of my own. she said that its selfish of me to ask my parents to buy me clothes when i have none, because i am taking on an adult responsibility. i dont ever ask my parents for anything anymore. i still live with them, but i do not have a job. i am about to have my first baby and shortly after i have to return to school. i dont know if i will have time to have a job or not since i will be taking care of my daughter. my parents will in no way have to pay for anything for my daughter. my boyfriend has a great job and pays for everything. i understand that i shouldnt really rely on them for everything, but even if i werent pregnant i would still need them to buy me things like clothes?? so, am i wrong? or is it still okay for me to ask for clothes? because i seriously wont have anything to wear after i have this baby, and ive been wearing the same four outfits for months.. i dont want to ask for clothes, if it means im being selfish. sorry if its hard to understand what im saying. its hard to explain. thanks in advance oh and im only 16!!! 31 minutes ago - 4 days left to answer. Additional Details my boyfriend has offered to buy me anything i need. he is the one that bought my maternity outfits. i just dont feel right asking him to buy me things, when he has to buy our daughter things. in fact i dont feel right asking anyone to buy me things. and i dont have a job right now because my mom doesnt think its "safe". or else i would have one.]] so now i have another question. is it still selfish of me even though i havent been allowed to have a job until after my daughter is born? i guess i should have added that the first time. also, my sister is the only one out of the four of us (all girls) that does not ask for help from my parents. (she is 26, my oldest sister is 30, and my other sister is 20) i asked her, if she needed help for something financially, would she ask my parents? and she said yes. so i dont really understand. is it wrong of me to ask for help? more

Open Question: Help please?? Its a long question but id love for ur advice!! (: <3?

So i like this kid and i have since wrestling which was in feb. 2010 (: and well what happened was we were walking and it just felt like we both liked each other i mean the way we both look at each other and everything...and then my friend had also sent him a message on myspace asking if he like me and he said not to be rude but why do u care? and she said b/c she wants to know and he said oh well im not saying.. and then at the duel he kept walking by me and then after the wrestling duel i had found out that he wanted me to say hi and if i had said hi he would of asked me out after that i was really bummed...then a month or to later he wanted me to go watch him play baseball at the park and i couldnt... then over the summer in like july or june i had a withheld number calling me and it was him cand i could tell by his voice and it was really wierd.... but then a few weeks ago he txted me at the football scrimage which was weird cuz he had been acting liked he didnt have my number for 5 and a half months...does that mean that he likes me?? but then i got this txt from him saying this isnt a forward but u can ask me one thing and i have to answer truthfully...and i didnt know what to ask him so we just talked lol and then i asked him do you like me? and he said well you have pretty eyes but no............ but then it makes me think did he say no cuz he had a gf at the time.....cuz in feb. he asked my friend why she cared if he did or not... and then last week at the football game he kept leaning on my from behind and flirting.... What should i do? Do you think he likes me or not? Hes single now too by the wayy he also likes my bestfriend but she has a bf but she likes the fact that he likes her.... and she flirts with him all the time.. its annoying on how much she flirts with him... but then my mom also had him buy me a gatorade while i was cheeering and he's like heyy heres ur gatorade and he smiled and i said thanx and i looked over at her and she looked pissed off...and shes thinking about breaking up with her bf too and im afriad shes trying to go after the kid i like...): Not only do i need advice on what i should do with this boyy.... but i also need help on if i should be friends with my friend still i mean were like bestfriends but thats how she got her bf that she has now to....i liked him and then she wanted him cuz i liked him i do txt i dont txt him alot of i txt him almost everyday well just abot every other dayy... the other night we had nothing to talk about so he said "ask a ?" and i said ok wats ur fav. color? and he said the color of my eyes.... and i said so blue? rite ur eyes are blue? im pretty sure there blue arnt they? " and he said "ya lol.....whats the farthest you've ever gone with a dude" and i said "oh i knew i was rite and nothing lol "and hes like "wats the answer??!!!???" like he was freaking out cuz i didnt tell him the answer or something more

Open Question: i am broken...confused...depressed and lonely?

I think I am depressed or sad, maybe lonely this is gonna be a long story so sit tight. okay first of all now that i think of it i dont think i have self esteem any more. When it comes to arguments and dissing contest and things of that nature then yeah but deep down yeah, um...no alright lets see first i am gonna share a little about myself...i am 12 years old turning 13 in November and i am going into 8th grade and i am on summer break which is just about done. i have one best friend and one friend. Well i cant call the other guy a best friend because i cant say i really got to know him i dont have his number or anything like that. so usually when people ask me how many friends i had i say 1 used to have 2 but we got into and argument over the break. i go to a public school and i think everyone hates me or dosent like me. if you ask me i think that i am anti social i just keep to myself that out going person well could be me but just isn't the hyper type isnt the type i want to be. i love anime and manga but unfortunately for me not many people in my school like me i like naruto and i bought a headband and people make fun of me for wearing it why? i dont know most people would say why not just stop wearing it? well i didnt just spend 20 dollars for nothing! and it's not really fair that i would have to change myself for someone else's benefit right? that way people wouldnt ever be able to like the real me that would be stashed away for ever....sigh worse enough my friend is gonna move to Georgia after 8th grade...so then i would basically be all alone i play online games and have lots of online friends but there not my age most of the time. i dont understand people always said if you dont talk to them they wont talk to you! I KEEP TO MY SELF AND I AM QUITE ALL THE TIME DURING CLASS unless i am standing up for someone but people come and bother me. no one really wants or care about and pretty much convinced myself that i am ugly, i got rejected by the first guy i like which happens to be the friend i was telling you about the guy who i dont know much about. I dont really have a place to sit at lunch...sigh i only found one person who was just like me and shes moving what kind of life is this???? i dont know what to do alot of people tell me i am not ugly and to tell you the truth i cant really think of that many people who call me ugly but i just think that alot of people do so there i am ugly...i need help i dont wanna be alone...i mean and the fact that i got rejected dosent help this much either apprently i was to dark his exact words "i am not being mean but you look like something that was in the oven to long" of course i laughed along with him but it hurt this was on AIM i planed to endure this till collage but its getting really hard...i need help..oh and about the ugly and dark thing i think the fact that i cant get a guy is pretty you know, shouting in my face you're ugly! yet people are always saying you have pretty hair oh your so cute and stuff is probally a lie right.. help me in anyway you can online game, advice, anything more

Open Question: I am pre-op mtf ts, interested in women, how can I let a girl know?

So . . .Im 23, have been living full-time for 8 months now, and I didn't put up much hope for dating til I had surgery. Im not into guys I didnt feel like like i had many options . . . I have been having girls hit on me and I am interested, but I don't seem to be having much luck with disclosure. I do not want to tell some one like right away only to have them leave. Yes i mean literally just walk away! I don't want to complain, but I do complain! lol. . .so basically I'm going to be able to have surgery next summer and I really have just been thinking that I wont even try to date til then. It shouldn't even matter at that point anyway, right? that is kinda f-d up and self-nullifying but I really cannot stand being hit on and then have her turn up her nose and seem embarassed over hitting on the "tranny" something I can't do anything about. idk how this whole disclosure thing should work. next time I could just have a more laissez faire attitude,"what the @(#$ is that!", "oh yeah! that's right, that, don't worry bout that. it's no biggie."-----zing! what do you think? too laissez faire? more

Open Question: what do i do in this situation?

ok so in my L.A. I sit next to two girls. Theres three in a row. Were all in 8th grade. I didnt know either of them. I sit on the very end and the girl who sits on the opposite side of me asks my name. So i answer but im sorta confused. She never sad her name. The girl who sits in the middle says "oh no" and i was thinking this wont end good. So the girl on he end starts asking these weird qwestions i only answered a few. Then the period eneded and im thinking thank god! The next day we get a poject with partners nd i get the girl wo is rite next to me. Her name is sydney and it turns out she was looking for me. Our dads worked togethr like in the same job. So it turns out we have a lot in common she laughs at my jokes and funny personal life stuff. I think she funny to and i might have a crush on her. But that other girl that was asking those weird qwestions seems to like me to. Ive never hd a gf before. We still have that project but were already almost done with it. I really dont know what to do now advice please. And please no nasty comments. more

Open Question: 7th and 8th grade crush?

Open Question: Why are American people racist to Mexicans that come to the US?

Ok i want the truth! I am mexican american i was born here legally. And no i didnt steal some other americans papers of watever that is. Ok why are alot of people racist to mexicans who come to the United States to work and feed their children??? Dont u work to feed your children? There humans just like you. I think history is repeating itself first it was afrrican americans now mexicans. oh and it isnt there fault that they can work better that some of you that lay in your couch all day and all say is "Its the mexicans fault i cant get a job" I say then get off the frekin couch u frekin couch potato! If you want a job and you get it then you better darn well work your butt of becuz theres competition for that work! Other people might work better than you so u have to work harder. Where i live there is no spanish spoken only at mexican stores. I dont hear all the white people being racist at chinese people and saying that they take their jobs or they dont want to speak chinese!! (Not being raicst to chinese people) BUt most of the racist people are white. BUt there is still some portion that are not and are sweet to people no matter wat they look like. I dont care what you look like or where u came from or what time u arrived to the US. Your probably here to earn some money like all of us. TO all the racist people out there your uneducated and need to be educated!!! Again im speaking to the racist half of americans here! And if your not racist post here like your proud of it becuz you should !!!!!!!!! more

Open Question: Pretty PLEASE help me! 10 points? ahh please, please help!?

k, so it's 11:57pm, and well earlier today, my brother made a stir-fry, i am always paranoid and scared from chicken, about getting food posing and stuff, and anyway so it was a stir-fry so the chicken was in bits, and when i was eating it, i kind of bit the chicken bits in half.. just to make sure they were cooked. anyway, so in one piece there was like a RED spot, and it was a richy pink around it, so i stopped eating straight away. i did not eat that piece. what if that was in the other pieces but i didnt see? im going to europe tomorrow, and i do not wanna get sick.. i ate those chicken bits + stir fry at 1.14pm, it's now 11:59pm, i dont really feel sick, no cramps, or diareah or anything, i am worried, however i mean, i was reading before that it can take upto 48 hours to show food poisining symptoms?! oh my, im even more worried. so, its been about 11 hours since i ate it, i am fine WILL I BE OK more

Open Question: Would anyone else be hurt by this?

I have a friend, Ashley, who Ive grown up with. I have alot of problems trusting people, am solitary and she is pretty much my only friend. She's a mooch. When we're together, I seemingly ALWAYS pay for food, movie tickets, etc. I'll go get her to take her to lunch, and she'll be like, "Oh can you run me by work real quick to pick up my check?" She's SIXTEEN, but doesnt have a car, so I've also come to pick her up from work before. On my birthday last week, my family took the boat out wakeboarding..she wakeboarded longer than i did. She worked for a year at the local movie theater. In April, she started getting involved with this 23 year old co worker. It wasnt long before they were sneaking off into closets on the clock to make out. I told her NO GUY WHO'S 23 WOULD DO THAT WITH A 16 YEAR OLD UNLESS THERE WAS SOMETHING UP. She didnt believe me. He apparently told her he would "wait for her til she was 18" etc, etc. A month ago when she got caught sneakin out with him. her parents made her quit her job..and since then,. when she texts this "wonderful" guy he ignores her, or shoots her really rude replies. She justifies it. I FOUND IT AWEFUL IRONIC THEIR "RELATIONSHIP" was all summer, and he drops her flat the week classes (hes a college student) start. I said there's another girl. She didnt believe me. I have to hear about him on a daily basis. Tonight was county fair and she and I were walking around. I HAD JUST PAYED FOR US TO GET AIRBRUSH TATTOOS, AND HER A MOUTAIN DEW, WHEN I SAW THE GUY...AND HE WAS WITH A GIRL. I told Ashley, but we lost sight of him in the crowd. After making several trips around the grounds she couldnt find him, and came and sat down next to me, texting him. She went on and on and on. I said, "He doesnt care. Its not your faul--" And she turned to me and yelled, "OH SHUT UP EMMA WHY DONT YOU? GEEZ! JUST SHUT UP!" I'd had it, "F You. Have a nice night." And walked away. Now she's called and left a msg bout sorry she is, etc, etc. I dont believe it. I've only cared about her and put her first in our friendship, and she just bites me like that? She needed to see that guy with a girl. I know from experience it hurts, but its the only way for her to believe. WOULD ANYONE ELSE BE HURT BY A FRIEND TURNING ON YOU LIKE THAT? I’M 19. more

Open Question: Please tell me, DOES HE LIKE ME?

Okay well this summer we texted each other alot. And one time he asked me "if i liked you again, would you give me another chance." and i said "sure i guess" and then he said "oh okay, imjust asking random questions, whats your fave color?" and yeah, i dont understand that :/ and then whenever hes bored and wants to talk to someone, he always texts ME. But sometimes he replies with just two words, even if he texted me first. Anyways, that was summer, amd i didnt get to seehim ALL SUMMER. And then when school started, we like, didnt even talk at all, i domt know if hes just busy, because hes on the student council, or he thinks i became ugly? Which, i really dont think ive changed! And he hasnt texted me at all. :/ but just like 2 days ago i caught him staring at me in class. That was the day after i got my eyebrows waxed, does he think im prettier now? He's also started giving me compliments. And he smiles and stares at me during church, i think. Help. Guys. Does he like me? I like him a lot. One more problem is, i catch him staring at my bestfriend too, and it hurts my feelings a lot. But he doesnt give her compliments like he does to me. BUT in church he tries to get her attention more :/ one more thong, theyre closer, because they once had basketball practice together. After that, he fell in love with her but that was last year. I dont kno if he still has feelungs for her. But yeah. Can youhelp me out? Sorry if this is confusing but ive liked him for a ling time. We were suppose to go to prom together last year but we somehow got mad at eachother and he asked my bestfriend to the prom, she said no, and then my enemy asked him to the prom, and of course he had tosay yes. Let me tell you, that hurt a lot. I just want him back but hes sending memixed signals.Thumbs diwn for fluffy hippo. more

Open Question: facebook guy chat thing?really long with deats!please help?thanks!:)?

what do u say to this guy senior chats u on fb talk for hours usually 9ish to like 12:30,1? asks what nationality say part native amererican and ask why he says cus u have a pretty tan and black hair(i have brown but)bros jokingly well really jokingly says he prob wants to be ur bf?and gave he gave me advice cus he kinda figured out i was going out with another kid?told me to be careful u guys are freshmen prob hungout yet but be careful that he will 'hit' and run!i tusted him cus he said hes seen it happen before!i broke up with the kid i was going out with that lasted 4 hrs kinda 1st bf but thats beside the point didnt feel it was right!but idk the senior okayish looking but i look for/like guys more personalities but hes asked me if i drink/smoke i obvisouly said no and asked him and he said no and im like cool and hes like yea actually i drink with my friends but not that often and stuff but we'll make fun of this girl on the bus (on fb chat cus its funny wat shes says is so stupid....why is the bus so bumpy?)and stuff we both ride the bus together hes senior im freshmen i told him he was weird and he knew i was joking and stuff and said he was gonna cry himself to sleep and stuff but kinda well talk on the bus and stuff but idk ?he added me on fb 1 week,1 day before school started and said ill know who he is on monday and stuff ect.could he maybe like me or something ik ima freshmen and stuff but he like gave me advice about me going out with the kid and how hes seen it happen before to girls and hates seeing it happen,basically advice that a girl best friend that u'v know forever would say! so what do u think dont say im out of my mind or anything but i kinda like him!he chats me and if he doesnt respond to something i said he'll rechat me like an hour later or something!:)and oh he's my bros friend and my bro was joking and said something and i said oh he chats me everynight and stuff and hes like he prob wants to go out with u i didnt really take that seriously but and i said nahh ik u want to jokingly (no hes not gay!)and said when u gonna ask him to be ur boyfriend tonight?or i can ask him for u!but i asked him not to tell my bro that i was going out with the kid since earlier she asked what i was doing up in my room i responded on the compueter she went on with doing what,im talking to a kid mike and eric (kid ended up going out with)asked color said white and then not black but tanish and stuff and she said u better not being going out with them i said i wasnt and asked why she said cus u just et him (mon)and stuff but he said he was chatting my bro last night and said to him what have u been teaching ur sis? he said what and the kid responded nvm i had to check cus my vro fell asleep and he didnt and kept his promise cus bro would tell mommy and mommy will take phone and lapt again prob so but him and my bro are hanging out now and he said he wasnt gonna say anything to him but im afraid hes gonna i guess!;' /should i trust that he wont?i know i can but theres that slight feeling that hes gonna i didnt get a chance to tell him not to mention it or double check he wont but he wasnt online this morning ik its really long but just please help!what do u think about him is there a chance he does like me?ik im a freshmen and stuff but idk and should i trust him?what do u say about all this?please help!thanks mucho!and oh my bro just grad last year from hs so hes 1 yr older!and dont say im too young to be dating im not!im in hs and bus ride in aroud 40 way home 1/2 there so were kinda near eachother fora while and sometimes talk! ~elizalovesyou<3;) more

Open Question: Bipolar guy.. Whats your take on this story?

Okay So let me just say I am seventeen. I just had a year relationship ..(too long for high school if you ask me) Anyways, at my youth group there is a boy who is a year younger.. but hes very cute:o. He's known to be a bit of a rude guy.. but he is not to me. I'm not looking to be serious with him , but we have made out a few times.. Okay so obviously i've figured out what this guy wants(what every high school guy wants) but I'm trying to see if hes genuine. This is why I havent gone far with him... (I am aware this sounds so immature but whatever) So this past sunday we barely talked at youth group.. but instantly he texted me asking to hang out after school monday.. he said he wass so excited and HE initiated all the plans. So monday comes around.. no text or calls from him.. I texted him at 9 that night saying wow guess we arent hanging out today.. I didnt text him all week wanting him to come to me. He hasnt texted me since sunday night. Now I can understand if I made the plans and he ditched me.. But he made them and was "so excited". Keep in mind he is immature.. I see him tomorrow at youth group. Oh and btw he texted me every night the week before he ditched me,and told me he liked me a lot. So as you can see he is verya confusing .. everyone ive asked does not know what to say so im hoping to recieve some advice and also advice on how to act when I see him tomorrow~ whats your thoughts on him.. He is very shy.. Thank you for those who give me advice and take the time out:) I will certainly return the favor!HE IS NOT LITERALLY BIPOLAR more

Resolved Question: mayweather didnt do anything wrong, why did he apologize?

He was talking trash as always and charlies all over got offended.. you guys are like that with us ALL the time!! So what? Who cares? ALL races bad mouth black people regularly.. someone said, oh you guys won't let go of slavery... lol.. you think we walk around thinking about whips and chains when we see white people? Yeah right.. I have friends of all races except indians cause they smell.. that's no sterotype.. people act like because floyd said something out loud he is wrong.. get real people.. more

Resolved Question: does my best friend like me? urgent 10 points to best answer?

My best guy friend left the school i went to 3 years ago and now i'm in high school he goes to the same high school. He was always loud and hyper around me but now hes really shy and he always looks down when i look at him and smiles and i always catch him staring at me. I really like him but does he like me back? he asked this guy (the one i used to like but he hurt me) how I've been doing and the guy replied "oh, that fatty..." and he didnt answer the question. my best friend got really pissed and almost punched him and said "She's not fat! In fact shes nowhere near fat!" after school when i talked to him on MSN this is what happened: Scared of the dark (My best guy friend): hi maki-chan!! ^^ UsagiChyuu (me): hey hiro-kun!! ^_^ Scared of the dark: I miss you already >.< i want the weekend to be over so i can see you UsagiChyuu: Same here >.< Scared Of The Dark: so, you wear glasses? UsagiChyuu: yeah, i guess its good since i look ugly with out glasses lol Scared Of The Dark: I wanna tell you some thing. So listen, 1) Youre not fat youre skinny 2) Youre not ugly youre really pretty with or without glasses 3) I like you just the way you are UsagiChyuu: awwh thnx :)) Scared Of The Dark: I wear glasses too sometimes xD UsagiChyuu: I bet you look relly kawaii (cute in jap) in them Scared Of The Dark: really? UsagiChyuu: But you look so so so kawaii anyway xD Scared of the dark: Thanks ^^ UsagiChyuu: Np :P UsagiChyuu (me) said: i had a relly random dream...you were edward cullen and i was bella swan o.O and you were a vampire lol i woke up freaking in the night Scared Of The Dark >.< said: Lol Me: Edward Cullen You: Bella Swan it kinda goes will you go out with me? jk UsagiChyuu said: o.O f*ck, you scared me... Scared Of The Dark said: err my cousin said that srry sorry im sorry sorry UsagiChyuu said: awwh its otay ^^ Scared Of The Dark said: umm BRB UsagiChyuu said: okay Scared Of The Dark: im bac UsagiChyu said: great :) Scared Of The Dark: Weird dreams just RANDOMLY come :S UsagiChyuu: said: uhuh... Scared Of The Dark: about the situation we were talking about before. DONT EVER CUT YOURSELF AGAIN. you hear me? just promise that you will never harm yourself i dont want you to get hurt. and i will always be there for you no matter what okay? and if you fall in love make sure its with the right guy... UsagiChyuu: Dw i wont cut anymore wow, youre the first person im actually listening to who told me not to cut myself thats not all of the convo btw he never called me really pretty before, thats a first and he always blushes when hes around me. does he like me? more

Open Question: Just another one of my poems... (:?

i see right though those bloodshot eyes, i love to see you break down and cry, our tears bring me joy, our love i will distroy, its my dream to watch you suffer in pain, ill play with your heart as it its a game, i wont lose a night of sleep, well you lye there in defeat, ill laugh in your face, when you figured out i lied, our love was never true, i was just scared to say good-bye, ill cut out your soul, and it will take its tole, ill leave you for dead, and none of it i regret, well you lye there and weep, your secrets i will not keep, this is my dream, my passion, my song, im happy your here to play along, every time you fake a smile, you'll remember that its not worth your while, you'll cry your tears, as your happiness clears, no this touchier will never end, ill eat out your heart, from the end to the start, ill stab you in the back, the mind, the heart, ill shut the door in your face, and find another to take your place, my mischevious smile, your unstatisfying tears, my homicidal mind, your discinigrading heart, you didnt trust me, well thats a start, this poem i give to you with love, this was always true, it never was, this is now your final test, well i lye you down for your fatal rest, i will not shed a tear, nor weep in my sleep, this was my plan all along, lye your head down well i resite this song... you have done well my dear, pushed though your worst fears, put up with lifes touchier, put up with bloody tears, i now lye you to rest, well you bleed out your open wounds, your heart my be broken, but thats old news, ive sliced up your body, to expose your bones, your soul has left, your heart i will take, i feel as if none of this was a mistake, as my lips touch yours, your breathing slows, yet your still crying, as you die, you open your eyes and as they met mine, you whisper the words ill never forget, i held you im my arms, until you went limp, now its my turn to cry, oh why did i let you die, i grabbed for the knife i used on you, and touchiered myself one gash at a time, killing you was more than i crime, i killed my love, i killed my love, i killed you, i killed my love, theres a debt to be paid for killing you, your touchier was grusom, yet it brought me no pain, now though your eyes all i see is a scared little child looking back at me, yet you are no child you are my love, my love, my terrifyed love, staring me straight in the eyes, the wounds i place upon my skin get deeper by the minuite, as my tears fall and hit the bloody ground, i know i will be second, 10, 15, 20, 30, i count the cuts ive placed, i put the knife down, in my blood i will drown, tonight will be the last time you get pushed around, i give you my last and final kiss, you will be the one i will miss, in my hand is your hand, on the ground lyes our bloody sand, i turn away from you and grab the knife, one last breath and ill take my life, as my arm raises up then bults down, i fall and hit the ground, though the my heart the blade went, i gasp for air, but all i get is your crimsom red, and now i realize what ive put you though, and it did us both no good, for now because of my actions, we both lye here dead, our blood mixed together, together till the end... Tell me what you think. (: more

Open Question: DOes my best friend like me?????????????????????????????????

Open Question: im falling for my best friend, if you dont like length read start and end if you answer i love you forever :)?

he's been my best friend for three years. when we first met we were all texty texty like 24/7 and we had planned to meet up and sneak out and shizz and hed always be like ur cute :) and we had a song and everything and then someone talked sh*t about him just wanting me for sexual reasons so i got angry and made it so super very clear that all i wanted was a friendship. we are basically inseperable, when we fight, they never last more than ten minutes and they end with us looking at eachother and laughing - no apologies. our usual behaviour is cuddling, making fun of eachoher, annoying eachother and just having fun - he carries me around and once he almost threw me in a bin for fun haha :| a few weeks ago i realised (literally overnight) that i have feelings for him and im so lost at what is happening. I first realised it when I was at his house and we were playing a game, he was my partner and our legs were intertwined the whole night, we were joking around poking eachother and at some point he dropped a die and was like "where did it go!?" putting his hand in between my legs.. his usual reaction is "ewww ewww"but there wasnt any of that and i just laughed saying "i dont think its there!" since then.. its just gotten worse. another detail - he has a girlfriend right now and hes taking it quite seriously. theyve been going out for like 2 months but we were talking about everything the other night and he said he doesnt think shes good to talk to (hes going through a whole lot of stuff at home atm) and he thinks shes going to dump him, weird because he didnt even seem to care. so anyways since then, one day itll be awkward the next itll be cute and the next itll be normal. this week was cute. oh and like two weeks ago he went out and ended up drunk texting me how drunk he is and how he fuc.king loves me etc etc - 26 texts with me replying 5 times... i made him come to this art thing on wednesday night and he came back to mine till like 11 (on a school night) and when we were in the car at some point he goes.. "do people ever ask if we're going out to you?"and i was like "yeeaaahhh.. " and he was like "yeahhh.. its funny cause we're not going out.. not evn a little bit." and i was like "how can we be going out a little bit! that silly." and he just laughed and goes "shut your face!" and that night was fun. then the next night i went to his and we were watching a movie and i dunno it wasnt weird to me until he looked at me funny and poked my face and then i had to leave. he was meant to come over tonight but then twenty mins after he said hed come he texted me saying ****. i forgot i was seeing [insertgirlfriendsnamehere], we could all go have dinner or something - because i invited other people over as well and i just replied saying "dw about tonight, have fun buddy." it's really frustrating. oh and also.. i always take him to parties with people from my old school (i moved to his school like two years ago) and he always looks after me and once my friend asked me if he liked me (while i was lying on the floor all drunky drunky) and he said "no. why? what did she say?'" and she was like "yeah no, the same as you."and he was like "yeah..." and i dont remember what happened after that haa. all my friends always tell me like "he is in love with you"and im like um no hes not, how ? and they all say "its just the way he looks at you. " and theyve all told me this at different times so they dont know theyve all told me hahah this week, liek i said it was all cutey like two nights ago i went to his and he had just gotten dressed after a shower so we went to the bathroom and he was drying his hair then i dried mine (i had just had a shower too) and then we went to the shops for a bit with our other friend and me and him were walking and he does things like i tell him im stronger than him and he puts his arm around my face and makes me walk covering my eyes and im like omg stopit but i cant get out and like instead of letting go, he just put his arm around me and we were walking like that the whole night i was just thinking never let go please! haha but i cant say anything!!! anyways my question is, what do you think? like.. im not gonna go and tell him how i feel but i kind of would like some closure on whats happening without asking and ruining my friendship more

Open Question: i m falling for my best friend, if you dont like length, read start and end. help me and i love you forever :)?

he's been my best friend for three years. when we first met we were all texty texty like 24/7 and we had planned to meet up and sneak out and shizz and hed always be like ur cute :) and we had a song and everything and then someone talked sh*t about him just wanting me for sexual reasons so i got angry and made it so super very clear that all i wanted was a friendship. we are basically inseperable, when we fight, they never last more than ten minutes and they end with us looking at eachother and laughing - no apologies. our usual behaviour is cuddling, making fun of eachoher, annoying eachother and just having fun - he carries me around and once he almost threw me in a bin for fun haha :| a few weeks ago i realised (literally overnight) that i have feelings for him and im so lost at what is happening. I first realised it when I was at his house and we were playing a game, he was my partner and our legs were intertwined the whole night, we were joking around poking eachother and at some point he dropped a die and was like "where did it go!?" putting his hand in between my legs.. his usual reaction is "ewww ewww"but there wasnt any of that and i just laughed saying "i dont think its there!" since then.. its just gotten worse. another detail - he has a girlfriend right now and hes taking it quite seriously. theyve been going out for like 2 months but we were talking about everything the other night and he said he doesnt think shes good to talk to (hes going through a whole lot of stuff at home atm) and he thinks shes going to dump him, weird because he didnt even seem to care. so anyways since then, one day itll be awkward the next itll be cute and the next itll be normal. this week was cute. oh and like two weeks ago he went out and ended up drunk texting me how drunk he is and how he fuc.king loves me etc etc - 26 texts with me replying 5 times... i made him come to this art thing on wednesday night and he came back to mine till like 11 (on a school night) and when we were in the car at some point he goes.. "do people ever ask if we're going out to you?"and i was like "yeeaaahhh.. " and he was like "yeahhh.. its funny cause we're not going out.. not evn a little bit." and i was like "how can we be going out a little bit! that silly." and he just laughed and goes "shut your face!" and that night was fun. then the next night i went to his and we were watching a movie and i dunno it wasnt weird to me until he looked at me funny and poked my face and then i had to leave. he was meant to come over tonight but then twenty mins after he said hed come he texted me saying ****. i forgot i was seeing [insertgirlfriendsnamehere], we could all go have dinner or something - because i invited other people over as well and i just replied saying "dw about tonight, have fun buddy." it's really frustrating. oh and also.. i always take him to parties with people from my old school (i moved to his school like two years ago) and he always looks after me and once my friend asked me if he liked me (while i was lying on the floor all drunky drunky) and he said "no. why? what did she say?'" and she was like "yeah no, the same as you."and he was like "yeah..." and i dont remember what happened after that haa. all my friends always tell me like "he is in love with you"and im like um no hes not, how ? and they all say "its just the way he looks at you. " and theyve all told me this at different times so they dont know theyve all told me hahah anyways my question is, what do you think? like.. im not gonna go and tell him how i feel but i kind of would like some closure on whats happening without asking and ruining my friendship more

Voting Question: No UTI or STD. But it burns really bad when I pee.?

(male,17, very sad) ok so i have been freaking out for months and i mean months about my pee stinging or burning. this all started in june and until late july found out that it isnt normal for that to happen so i told my mom and she took me to immediate care at first they thought oh a uti and then test results came back and i was negative then i got tested and treated (they treated me before they found out my results just to get everything over with) for a std come to find out i dont have an std either (i tested negative for stds if you didnt catch that yet) so im going to a urologist soon and i just wanna at least know what the hell might be going on before i go to see my penis doctor. ***~PLEASE HELP ASAP!~*** more

Voting Question: Please help? Too many negative things going on?

So first off, Im on my period, which just makes everything worse. Im feeling pissed off and tired, and today someone called and I was talking to them, and then they hung up when i was talking and when I called them back, he was like 'oh i didnt hang up' and later he was like 'yea i hung up i was kinda bored' and I hate it when people say that b/c I dont want to be a boring person, even though he was boring me too, so I hung up on him too midsentencce and told him he was boring. Then this guy on fb started talking to me and told me he was calling me, a nd I was like 'its downstairs' and hes like "go fucking get it' and i said no b/c he only calls me when he has nothin better to do. He said 'yea thats true basically, and he was like 'fine ill call someone else'. Then i was basically like whatever my ipod broke dammit and he got all bitchy and was like good,etc etc and then 'Im bored bye" and I said he was a boring person bye. My ipod broke too and for me that would be like most people's cell phones breaking.:/ God I dont even know I know this is a really fucking pathetic q but I am just feeling so lonely and unwanted and boring, even though before most people tell me Im not boring at all. Does anyone else feel this way during their period? more

Voting Question: Guy Problems Help?????

Guy 1 : I met this guy. He is very cool and he has been helping me out with this project. We been having a great time laughing and acting goofy. He sit there and laugh up a storm over some jokes and some off the wall stuff that i be saying. when some people he know come around and find out who i am they all say. oh so this is the girl he cant shut up about or Oh i have heard a lot about you. And i just stand there feeling awkward like um Okay. The other day he had some left over stuff and he asked me if i wanted it and offered to give it to me and i was like No thats okay. Because Mama didnt raise a fool. If you accept something from a man he wants something in return and i had a feeling it would bite me in the ass later so i declined or i maybe just paranoid idk. And he said oh ok and then a few minutes he said he had to go and now i havent seen him in like 2 days. Did i hurt his feelings or something , I didnt want to be rude or anything. ugh idk? Guy 2: There this guy No matter who it is. As soon as something rude or negative and my name come in the mix. He comes quickly to my defense to defend my name. I was like wow. I barely talk to him. ALL we have said to each other was hey and by. I have caught him looking at me while i was looking at him cause he is handsome. But that will never happen. Too many complications and he older than me. I need someone exactly my age or younger. Why does he care so much about what people say about me when were not friends and i am not his main squeeze? more

Voting Question: I have a problem. Me, two friends, and a boy. Help/Advice?

I need some help with what to do in this situation. So I have been friends with these girls Lauren and Nicole for a long time. We just recently started hanging out with these guys Ryan and Collin. We were all friends and getting along for a while, but then Lauren and Nicole both developed a crush on Collin. Collin started being really mean to me for no reason. He trashes me to my face all the time and says really mean things behind my back. I just try to ignore it and him, and just focus on being friends with Lauren, Nicole, and Ryan. Now, Collin had been going out with this girl named Jordan when Lauren and Nicole started to like them. He would tell them how beautiful they were and how much he wanted to kiss them (all the while Jordan didnt know about any of this). Eventually Jordan and Collin broke up, and Lauren and Nicole both got their hopes up he would start going out with one of them. He isnt going out with either one of them, but they are so in love with him. He flirts with them and plays mind games with them, and they dont even care. They are both perfectly aware he is playing both of them but they dont seem to care. Recently Collin has started to favor Lauren, and the situation has gotten a lot worse. They are not in any sort of commited relationship, but he is telling her that she isnt allowed to hang out with Ryan anymore because he is a guy. He takes all his anger out on her and he tells her that he can control her and all this crap. And the funny thing is that she lets him, she tells us that he does control her and all this other stuff. When my friend Kat and I talked to her about it (Kat has been one of Lauren's best friends since they were 6. We are all 15 and 16 now.) Lauren seemed like she had litterally become a different person. He is brainwashing her and we dont know what to do. All the while Lauren and Nicole are barley talking to me anymore because Collin is telling them not to. Ryan is the only one that sticks up for me, I guess he is the only true friend I have. I really want to know if I can help Lauren. Please dont tell me I need new friends, I know I do, but I love these girls so much and I desperatly dont want to lose them. Oh, and as far as I know Collin has NEVER hit Lauren, and if he ever does we are going to an adult, not Yahoo Answers. Any advice?Ahaha, I know its all just drama, but this stuff is important when you're my age(; more

Voting Question: Guy Issues! Its about my best friend !?!?

ok so mi and my best friend since like 7th grade now haha we only 9th grade but still i feel like we known eachother longer! well he went out with my best friend who is like my sister and she knew that i liked him they got together and then she broke up with him like a week later and he really liked her so it was sad... :( anyways its been 2months and she told me that she knows i like him and i should go out with him i said ill think about it well she told him and so he said we shuld be friends cuz he didnt want to tuin our frendship.... so i was fine with it till he started flirting like heck with me! and his friends and my friends keep telling me he really likes me .... Should i try again or no? Oh btw he wrote on his myspace how he hasnt been asked out directly by a girl he likes and he is the one with issues with girls ..... (just thought yall should kno) more