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A Review of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and Why the Movie Deserves a Chance - Associated Content

I have no idea, but he ... It is an odd movie, to be sure, but once you buy into the concept it is a lot of fun. It is a movie that, I am quite sure, will gain cult status somewhere down the road and, likely,

It's not easy (or cheap) being green - CNET Asia

Its been over a decade and a half since I my last race with my trusty Team Losi JrX-Pro (yes, that long ago) and about a decade since ... when it comes to off road trucking. Tamiya still pretty much monopolizes ...

Harmons breaks ground in Farmington, store No. 16 - Deseret News

FARMINGTON — Bob Harmon (yes, that Bob Harmon) has lived in Farmington for 19 years ... A 14-screen CineMark movie theater, and other yet-to-be-named tenants, are expected to open the same day. Randy Harmon said ...

Will Baltimore's role as race track hurt or help business? - Baltimore Business Journal

... road race are waving the yellow flag at the city’s decision to host the international racing ... There’s no doubt there’s going to be disruption, and there’s no getting around that,” Fowler said.

Bernie Bytes: Yes, Blame Players Too - St. Louis Post-Dispatch

216 with no homers in 86 road plate appearances. * That said, Ludwick's performance with the Padres is irrelevant in context of what he meant to the Cardinals. I've seen fans and even some media trying to justify his ...

Scot McCloughan talks: “I’ve got no problems with the 49ers organization ... - San Jose Mercury News (blog)

McCLOUGHAN: Yes, I really do ... McCLOUGHAN: I have no idea. I want to see how this year goes, down the road… This iss back to my roots. And go from there. I don’t know if I can be. Maybe I want to be down the line.

The Dudley "movie trailer," and what the prognosticators say - Oregonian

... look and feel of a movie ... yes, this is portrayed as a thriller, not a comedy) are combined to portray Dudley as the protagonist and Democrat John Kitzhaber as the villain. Of course, this new video makes no ...

Would You Turn Your Brother/Sister in for a Murder -Yes or No? - Associated Content

Yes, I positively would turn in not only my brother or sister for murdering someone but I would ... A Memorable Road Rage Experience Road rage comes in all forms. Pinal County Prosecutors May Seek Charges in Vice ...

Taking the scenic route with Addison Road - Houston Chronicle

... year Addison Road ... have no idea. We started at Baylor University about nine years ago, and we have played countless camps in those years. Q: I'm told there's a new baby in the band. Tell me about her. A: Yes,

VMworld 2010: Day 1, Attendees Say “Yes, We Cloud!” - Forbes (blog)

... humorous short movie that was attempting to describe and define Cloud Computing, it even enlisted the help of “The Oracle” from the feature trilogy “The Matrix” to try and define Cloud Computing to no ...

Resolved Question: i feel like a sex toy?

Is this guy using me for sexxx ? =,[ idk what ta do.? When i was little, i had a crush on a kid named Chase- our families were close friends and we use to bowl together. I quit bowling when i was 13. I added him on facebook at the end of April (i'm now 17) and we started talking again. I mean we do make conversation.. but he asks for pictures of me frequently, or asks to see me on webcam and whenever he asks me to strip on it i roll my eyes and sign off. He apologizes right after. He asked me once (idk why) if i was playing him.. and i said no, are you playing me. He said no. He goes to college and works in a different city about an hour away but comes home to the beach where both him and i live. We hung out the first time, but that was only 20 minutes, he drove around and parked behind this place. We kissed, and while he was drivin he was slidin his hands up and down my leg sayin i looked "****** sexy" and he tried rubbing me. But i said no, and he was fine with that- he didnt try doin it again. We hung out the second time the other day we met on this trail in the woods next to the park- which is right by a road. Anyways we greeted each other kissed, and he like put his hands down my pants and started fingering me.. and i took his hand out and was like this is wrong. He's like i can stop.. it's just i rarely see you.. i wouldn't be always like this. Then i told him maybe we shouldn't do this. Then he said, im sorry im aroused by you. I'm like.. idk why you don't find someone like hornier. idk why you keep tryin for me. then he told me cause i'm adorable. He's like i'm not goin to have sex with you, just wanted to touch you a bit. I mean.. he started feelin me after two minutes we greeted each other.. I ended up walkin away, kinda ending it... but i didnt wanna end it.. i just wanted him to tone it down. He turned 20 in july, and i turn 18 this coming december. chase: hey marie: hey chase: whats up marie: not mucho. downstairs watchin a movie marie: you? chase: oh fun what movie chase: waiting on you ;p marie: a beautiful mind i think chase: thats a good movie marie: yes it is. and im pretty picky about movies chase: hahah whys that chase: who you wachin it with marie: myself and idk why im like that marie: a lot of movies seem like the same thing chase: lol how was the shower marie: hot. too hot chase: awe ;p chase: what you doing tm marie: uhm i havent decided if im going to one of the little boys birthday parties that went to the vbs thing chase: we should chill marie: maybe. chase: k chase: nothing has to happen chase: and your turn ;p marie: what do you mean chase: trade.. ;p marie: noo marie: haha marie: i got that goof marie: the nothing has to happen chase: lol i feel like your scared to chill marie: maybe a lil hah chase: y marie: idk haha chase: lol ok chase: webcam? chase: haha take that as a no chase: so marie: so chase: whats going on marie: talkin to my sista marie: you chase: nothing much chase: waiting to see you chase: wanting i meant marie: youll get pics in a bit chase: web cam instead and i mean in person i want to see you marie: ohh chase: im asking hhaaha marie: idk chase: ooook chase: so i really want to see you tm or sunday bad just because i havent in for ever chase: and if you dont want to tell me chase: i cant waste my time like this any more marie: w.e, ima peace out marie: and dont waste yer time then. chase: what chase: i just want to see you thats it then he tried textin me apologizing.. i feel like a little depressed he doesn't talk to me anymore.. and its only been three days. but, if he does talk to me what should i say to him?? more

Resolved Question: What do i say to this guy? =,[ if he talks to me again?

Resolved Question: am i just a sex toy to him? =[?

Resolved Question: is he usin me for sexx?? =,[?

Resolved Question: is this guy usin me for sex??? what do i do? i wanna talk to him again!?

When i was little, i had a crush on a kid named Chase- our families were close friends and we use to bowl together. I quit bowling when i was 13. I added him on facebook at the end of April (i'm now 17) and we started talking again. I mean we do make conversation.. but he asks for pictures of me frequently, or asks to see me on webcam and whenever he asks me to strip on it i roll my eyes and sign off. He apologizes right after. He asked me once (idk why) if i was playing him.. and i said no, are you playing me. He said no. He goes to college and works in a different city about an hour away but comes home to the beach where both him and i live. We hung out the first time, but that was only 20 minutes, he drove around and parked behind this place. We kissed, and while he was drivin he was slidin his hands up and down my leg sayin i looked "****** sexy" and he tried rubbing me. But i said no, and he was fine with that- he didnt try doin it again. We hung out the second time the other day we met on this trail in the woods next to the park- which is right by a road. Anyways we greeted each other kissed, and he like put his hands down my pants and started fingering me.. and i took his hand out and was like this is wrong. He's like i can stop.. it's just i rarely see you.. i wouldn't be always like this. Then i told him maybe we shouldn't do this. Then he said, im sorry im aroused by you. I'm like.. idk why you don't find someone like hornier. idk why you keep tryin for me. then he told me cause i'm adorable. He's like i'm not goin to have sex with you, just wanted to touch you a bit. I mean.. he started feelin me after two minutes we greeted each other.. I ended up walkin away, kinda ending it... but i didnt wanna end it.. i just wanted him to tone it down. He turned 20 in july, and i turn 18 this coming december. one of our convos? idk if it helps? UGH HE REFUSES TO TALK TO ME, I HATE IT. [7/24/2010 1:40:17 AM] chase: hey [7/24/2010 1:46:29 AM] marie: hey [7/24/2010 1:46:43 AM] chase: whats up [7/24/2010 1:46:58 AM] marie: not mucho. downstairs watchin a movie [7/24/2010 1:47:15 AM] marie: you? [7/24/2010 1:47:49 AM] chase: oh fun what movie [7/24/2010 1:47:53 AM] chase: waiting on you ;p [7/24/2010 1:49:18 AM] marie: a beautiful mind i think [7/24/2010 1:49:30 AM] chase: thats a good movie [7/24/2010 1:49:52 AM] marie: yes it is. and im pretty picky about movies [7/24/2010 1:50:10 AM] chase: hahah whys that [7/24/2010 1:50:21 AM] chase: who you wachin it with [7/24/2010 1:50:35 AM] marie: myself and idk why im like that [7/24/2010 1:50:51 AM] marie: a lot of movies seem like the same thing [7/24/2010 1:50:53 AM] chase: lol how was the shower [7/24/2010 1:51:07 AM] marie: hot. too hot [7/24/2010 1:51:19 AM] chase: awe ;p [7/24/2010 1:56:22 AM] chase: what you doing tm [7/24/2010 1:57:27 AM] marie: uhm i havent decided if im going to one of the little boys birthday parties that went to the vbs thing [7/24/2010 1:57:48 AM] chase: we should chill [7/24/2010 1:59:12 AM] marie: maybe. [7/24/2010 1:59:21 AM] chase: k [7/24/2010 1:59:42 AM] chase: nothing has to happen [7/24/2010 2:01:59 AM] chase: and your turn ;p [7/24/2010 2:03:21 AM] marie: what do you mean [7/24/2010 2:03:33 AM] chase: trade.. ;p [7/24/2010 2:05:14 AM] marie: noo [7/24/2010 2:05:15 AM] marie: haha [7/24/2010 2:05:18 AM] marie: i got that goof [7/24/2010 2:05:24 AM] marie: the nothing has to happen [7/24/2010 2:05:38 AM] chase: lol i feel like your scared to chill [7/24/2010 2:07:08 AM] marie: maybe a lil hah [7/24/2010 2:07:27 AM] chase: y [7/24/2010 2:08:25 AM] marie: idk haha [7/24/2010 2:08:38 AM] chase: lol ok [7/24/2010 2:08:41 AM] chase: webcam? [7/24/2010 2:16:12 AM] chase: haha take that as a no [7/24/2010 2:23:49 AM] chase: so [7/24/2010 2:25:04 AM] marie: so [7/24/2010 2:25:20 AM] chase: whats going on [7/24/2010 2:26:10 AM] marie: talkin to my sista [7/24/2010 2:26:11 AM] marie: you [7/24/2010 2:26:32 AM] chase: nothing much [7/24/2010 2:26:37 AM] chase: waiting to see you [7/24/2010 2:26:56 AM] chase: wanting i meant [7/24/2010 2:27:15 AM] marie: youll get pics in a bit [7/24/2010 2:27:38 AM] chase: web cam instead and i mean in person i want to see you [7/24/2010 2:27:56 AM] marie: ohh [7/24/2010 2:28:12 AM] chase: im asking hhaaha [7/24/2010 2:28:58 AM] marie: idk [7/24/2010 2:29:24 AM] chase: ooook [7/24/2010 2:35:43 AM] chase: so i really want to see you tm or sunday bad just because i havent in for ever [7/24/2010 2:35:51 AM] chase: and if you dont want to tell me [7/24/2010 2:36:02 AM] chase: i cant waste my time like this any more [7/24/2010 2:37:33 AM] marie: w.e, ima peace out [7/24/2010 2:37:51 AM] marie: and dont waste yer time then. [7/24/2010 2:37:52 AM] chase: what [7/24/2010 2:38:05 AM] chase: i just want to see you thats itthats just it- he comes off as uneducated.. but he's honestly not.=[ i feel like depressed by him not talkin to me anymore. idk why.. and its only been three days. more

Resolved Question: I have been having this annoying reoccurring dream? Thoughts and thanks!?

I've had this reoccurring dream for the past year. It isn't the same dream after dream, but it occurs often. I can usually try to change it, since I usually do with most of my dreams, but sometimes it changes back to what it originally was. It's very vivid, since I can remember it and such. The sounds are very sharp, since I can remember most of the dialog in each of them. Unlike my lucid dream, this one is very difficult to change. I guess I should tell you what it is: In the beginning, I am sitting on some kind of wooden post. It's like a guard house, or a watch house someone on a border. I think it's like a border between the United States, and someplace else. Perhaps the border leaving the country. I am with my mother and brother. I remember hearing my father, but he disappears randomly, like telling us to "go on ahead" and "I'll stay here". I watch my mother and brother climb out of the side of the wooden structure like it's "no biggy". I'm pretty sure my depth perception is out of whack in most of my dream. (Ex: If I'm crossing what seems to be a narrow ditch, once I outstretch a limp over the edge toward the other side, the narrow ditch becomes a wide canyon. Leaving me to spasm from panic and wake up, haha.) They climb out like monkeys, but cat-like. I take my time, since I'm wondering how they go so fast. I wonder the same exact thing every time I have this dream, and I never seem to progress any better each time. There is like a fence or a beam that they balance on, and they use the fence to leave the wooden look-out. Once we finally get to the ground, I always notice that I am standing on the side of a road. On our side is the wooden thing, and possibly woods. We are standing on sand-like gravel. Once my mother sees no cars, we raise across the road in a gorilla-like fashion. (Yes, very odd, but most of my dreams also pin-points how I love animals and their behaviors. Also, my brother likes to move about like a gorilla to annoy me, since he has really long arms. Anyway...) We approach something like a military-training sort of obstacle. It's a small maze where we need to find our way through. We are going through a barbwire of tunnels, so we can see the guards standing beside this large fence above us. I still can not understand why they did not catch us by now. They could have noticed our figures rampaging through the barbwire tunnel maze. I'm guessing we enter a building since the maze finishes at a house air-vent. My family and I move through it until my mother finds an opening where we slide out of the ceiling and into a very large house. I finally am guessing that we are running from the United States. Illegal immigrants?? Both my parents were born out of the Untied States, but they were accepted as citizens. My brother and I were born there, so I am wondering the entire time why the heck we are doing this. I also begin to wonder if it's like a movie. We are sneaking through the house for an unknown destination, avoiding fat white men (for some reason, I am not against any large person at all) and we find a closet with a secret passage. We realize that only my brother and I can fit, and my mother can not. While she eggs us on, my brother goes ahead, and I find myself crying for my mother. I don't know why I suddenly feel sad, maybe because a large man is about to get her, since he has notice her go into the closet. He had her by her leg, and I try to beat him with small stuffed animals I find in a basket. Of course, I can not make him let go of my mother, and she is dragged off while I sleek my way in the tunnel. At the end of the long tunnel, there is a bright light, and I wake up. I find it very odd that I keep dreaming about this. No matter how hard I try, even if I do realize it's a dream, I can not change it. The majority of my dreams are lucid, and I can control a lot. In this one, I somehow can't. It's starting to annoy me that I keep having them, since I hate having the feeling of bad depth perception and having to run away from people. Any thoughts? more

Resolved Question: How can I improve chapter 3 of my novel?

Chapter 3 - The Sound of Music When Aria woke up, she could hear the chime of bells from a nearby church. It was noon and she was hungry. She quickly brushed her teeth, tidied up her hair, got dressed, and dashed downstairs to the dining room. By the time she had finished and stepped out of the hotel, a carriage was already waiting outside for her. She took Johann's hand, which heaved her up onto the horse-drawn vehicle. The reins snapped and the horses trotted away. In the afternoon, Aria and Johann visited a variety of attractions in Vienna: the went to the Vienna State Opera House, visited the Kunsthistorisches Museum of Natural History as well as the Naturhistorisches Museum of Art History. They dined in a fancy restaurant, then took a stroll in the Stadtpark. "Aria, what is one thing you love?" asked Johann. "You never seem to smile. Are you troubled? Is everything all right?" "No ... I ... everything is fine," said Aria. "... Well, I do love music." "So do I!" exclaimed Johann. "May I request you to sing me a song, Aria?" "Well, what would you like to hear?" "How about The Sound of Music? I bet you've seen the movie, right? Everyone has seen the movie!" "Of course ... as you wish." The hills are alive with the sound of music With songs they have sung for a thousand years The hills fill my heart with the sound of music My heart wants to sing every song it hears My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds that rise from the lake to the trees My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies from a church on a breeze To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls over stones on its way To sing through the night like a lark who is learning to pray I go to the hills when my heart is lonely I know I will hear what I've heard before My heart will be blessed with the sound of music And I'll sing once more "That was beautiful, Aria!" Aria blushed - she had never been complimented on her singing. "... Johann ... do you sing?" "Well of course I sing! Everyone sings! Isn't that right? Now, what sond do you have in mind?" "Let's see ..." Aria looked around and noticed some flowers. "How about Edelweiss?" "One moment, please." Johann dashed back and disappeared in a flash, generating a small gale that caused Aria's dress to dance in the wind. Before Aria completed the thought 'Where is he going and when will he be back?' Johann dashed back with a guitar. He stopped himself just in time, or else he would have knocked Aria over. The young lady blushed again and took a few faces backward: if he or she had leaned forward a bit, they would have kissed. "Sorry about that. I don't like to be kept waiting so I don't like to keep others waiting." He pulled out his guitar and began to play and sing: Edelweiss, edelweiss, every morning you greet me small and white, clean and bright, you look happy to meet me blossom of snow may you bloom and grow, bloom and grow forever edelweiss, edelweiss, bless my home-land forever "Aria, why are you crying?" "That was ... even better than ... I think you should have auditioned to play the Captain's part." Aria whiped her tears. She had never heard a man sing live, especially not in front of her alone. As the afternoon ended, Aria and Johann watched the sunset from a hill. "Say, Aria, where are you from and where are you going?" Aria explained what had happened and told him she wasn't sure where to go from here. "Would you like to travel to Italy? I've heard that all roads lead to Rome." "Yes, I would like to visit Rome ... Will you ..." "Of course, Aria, I can't let a pretty girl like yourself wander about by herself, could I? It's a dangerous world out there. Who knows what kinds of people you'll run into. I know you should never ask a woman her age, but how old are you, Aria?" "I'm 16 years old." (Johann) You wait little girl On an empty stage For fate to turn the light on Your life little girl is an empty page that men will want to write on (Aria) To write on (Johann) You are 16 going on 17 Baby its time to think Better beware Be canny and careful Baby you're on the brink You are 16 going on 17 Fellows will fall in line Eager young lads And grueways and cads Will offer you fruit and wine Totally unprepared are you To face a world of men Timid and shy and scared are you Of things beyond your ken You need someone Older and wiser Telling you what to do I am 17 going on 18 I'll take care of you (Aria) I am 16 going on 17 I know that i'm naive Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet And willingly I believe I am 16 goi more

Voting Question: Can someone please rate my first book I wrote?

Here it is.... The league of expeditionary cats, is a league formed in September 1919 to combat the rise of the Nazi power... They failed horribly. You think long since world war 2 the SS party have been thought of being extinct. Everyone was wrong! They exist today as strong as they every had. But why? Every since "Operation Paperclip" providing jobs for Nazi scientists in America They have formed an underground alliance known as the "Forever, United, Comrad Klan" In shorter form "FUCK". You might be confused about the words comrad and klan in this alliance? That's because the Soviet party still controls Russia and agreed to join this alliance and for some reason the KKK ended up in it as well. It is the year 2031, crime rate is up 432% every since of the release of Lil B's latest album. The "FUCK" clan rules the whole world and has enslaved everyone... everyone but cats! In the "lair of truth" located in outer space. The league of cats prepare themselves for their final assault to take back earth and destroy the evil "FUCK". For many years these cats have been building untold of weapons and space crafts for this assault, they are going to do whatever they can do to take this world back! So for some reason the cats take a wormhole (which ends up to be a portal in the movie which is set for release in 2015) at the end of this wormhole is another dimension with a gate guardian who asks them three questions. The first question was really easy because the question was "What days are Jon and Kate plus 8 on? The schedule confuses the fuck out of me!" Since the cats always tune in every Tuesday and Wednesday to see this amazing show They promptly answered correct. The other two questions where the same which made the cats realize that the reason he did not know which days it was on because he was full blown retarded (probably explains his urges to blurt the word "SPERAM" all of the time). After the cats get past the gate guardian they suddenly realize there was absolutely no point of them even going though the wormhole in the first place. Trying to pin this mistake on someone they realize it was mapquest being fucking retarded and giving them wrong directions because it was a dick. So they burnt mapquest which released the souls of Heath Ledger and Bernie Mac for some reason. After returning To earths galaxy they get ready for there final assault! Nojanuarch 13th, 2067 (They had to add more months to the calender because they shrunk the sun to decrease the effects of global warming so years became longer) The cats ships head towards Earth with depression in their eyes, or maybe it was determination? Maybe even hunger? I forget but they were ready for this fight. The spaceships slow down for their final approach on Earth, every thing seemed so damn quiet. So they seen a stranger walking down the road and realized it was that Chinese chick who hosts the show "big Brother". They were going to asked for directions but they figure she was armed and dangerous. They eventually found Jay Leno, "hey Jay what is going on" said one of the cats "Aaaaahhh have you seen bp oil AAAASSSSSSS AAAAAAAASSSSSS" repeated jay Leno. So the cats left Jay Leno after noticing he was under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs. There was a loud noise as 50 "FUCK" planes flew over head! The cats took off flying around (yes, the cats can fly) and started engaging in dog fighting with these planes! The cats quickly dodged the planes and started shooting laser beams out of their eyes which destroyed all of the "FUCK" planes. Before noticing that there was deformed tanks that shot grenades that exploded into nun chucks with saw blades on the end of them. The cats dodged these assaults and followed up by shooting laser guided major lazers and laser guided heat seeking polar bears at them. The tanks self destructed before major lazer could hump them. So then the leader of the "FUCK" league revealed him self... a 1,ooo,ooooo,ooooooooo,oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,ooooooooooo,ooooooooooooooo,oo,o,oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,,,,,,oooooooo,oorgffffffffo,ooooooooooooo,,,ooooooooooooooo foot tall alligator with crocodiles for legs. The alligator destroyed the cats with his claws and by repeating whatever the old fuck says in Jackie Chan Adventures! "Umoguayguay fightyzow Umoguayguay fighty zow" repeated the Alligator until the cats submitted into defeat! Just when the cats thought they have lost Bun B and Lil B jumped out of a strip club and started raping so hard! So fast! It created a hot flow that ejaculated all over the alligators face and killed it! And for some reason the cast of Jersey Shore ran out and inside of the alligator and started fist pumping it's kidneys. Maybe it was to make sure it was dead? Ormaybe they were really drunk? But for some reason Ronnie punched Snooki Who fell into Vinny Who shed a single tear which returned everything back to normal. THE END. more

Resolved Question: I want to write a childrens story?

Here is what i have so far... The league of expeditionary cats, is a league formed in September 1919 to combat the rise of the Nazi power... They failed horribly. You think long since world war 2 the SS party have been thought of being extinct. Everyone was wrong! They exist today as strong as they every had. But why? Every since "Operation Paperclip" providing jobs for Nazi scientists in America They have formed an underground alliance known as the "Forever, United, Comrad Klan" In shorter form "FUCK". You might be confused about the words comrad and klan in this alliance? That's because the Soviet party still controls Russia and agreed to join this alliance and for some reason the KKK ended up in it as well. It is the year 2031, crime rate is up 432% every since of the release of Lil B's latest album. The "FUCK" clan rules the whole world and has enslaved everyone... everyone but cats! In the "lair of truth" located in outer space. The league of cats prepare themselves for their final assault to take back earth and destroy the evil "FUCK". For many years these cats have been building untold of weapons and space crafts for this assault, they are going to do whatever they can do to take this world back! So for some reason the cats take a wormhole (which ends up to be a portal in the movie which is set for release in 2015) at the end of this wormhole is another dimension with a gate guardian who asks them three questions. The first question was really easy because the question was "What days are Jon and Kate plus 8 on? The schedule confuses the fuck out of me!" Since the cats always tune in every Tuesday and Wednesday to see this amazing show They promptly answered correct. The other two questions where the same which made the cats realize that the reason he did not know which days it was on because he was full blown retarded (probably explains his urges to blurt the word "SPERAM" all of the time). After the cats get past the gate guardian they suddenly realize there was absolutely no point of them even going though the wormhole in the first place. Trying to pin this mistake on someone they realize it was mapquest being fucking retarded and giving them wrong directions because it was a dick. So they burnt mapquest which released the souls of Heath Ledger and Bernie Mac for some reason. After returning To earths galaxy they get ready for there final assault! Nojanuarch 13th, 2067 (They had to add more months to the calender because they shrunk the sun to decrease the effects of global warming so years became longer) The cats ships head towards Earth with depression in their eyes, or maybe it was determination? Maybe even hunger? I forget but they were ready for this fight. The spaceships slow down for their final approach on Earth, every thing seemed so damn quiet. So they seen a stranger walking down the road and realized it was that Chinese chick who hosts the show "big Brother". They were going to asked for directions but they figure she was armed and dangerous. They eventually found Jay Leno, "hey Jay what is going on" said one of the cats "Aaaaahhh have you seen bp oil AAAASSSSSSS AAAAAAAASSSSSS" repeated jay Leno. So the cats left Jay Leno after noticing he was under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs. There was a loud noise as 50 "FUCK" planes flew over head! The cats took off flying around (yes, the cats can fly) and started engaging in dog fighting with these planes! The cats quickly dodged the planes and started shooting laser beams out of their eyes which destroyed all of the "FUCK" planes. Before noticing that there was deformed tanks that shot grenades that exploded into nun chucks with saw blades on the end of them. The cats dodged these assaults and followed up by shooting laser guided major lazers and laser guided heat seeking polar bears at them. The tanks self destructed before major lazer could hump them. So then the leader of the "FUCK" league revealed him self... a 1,ooo,ooooo,ooooooooo,oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,ooooooooooo,ooooooooooooooo,oo,o,oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,,,,,,,oooooooo,oorgffffffffo,ooooooooooooo,,,ooooooooooooooo foot tall alligator with crocodiles for legs. The alligator destroyed the cats with his claws and by repeating whatever the old fuck says in Jackie Chan Adventures! "Umoguayguay fightyzow Umoguayguay fighty zow" repeated the Alligator until the cats submitted into defeat! Just when the cats thought they have lost Bun B and Lil B jumped out of a strip club and started raping so hard! So fast! It created a hot flow that ejaculated all over the alligators face and killed it! And for some reason the cast of Jersey Shore ran out and inside of the alligator and started fist pumping it's kidneys. Maybe it was to make sure it was dead! Or maybe They were really drunk? But for some reason ronnie punched Snooki who fell into Vinny which caused him to shed a single tear that returned the world back to normal. THE END. more

Resolved Question: does this girl like me help!!?

So thereS a girl in my school that I like and I'm not sure if she's giving off signs of liking me. So ussualy when she see's me in school she will like run up and hug me and we'll talk a little. And at jubilee day I was walking down the street with some friends and she was down the road and noticed me so she got up and ran and yelled my name to give me a hug. Then she was thinking of getting a Monroe peircing but some of her friends were saying yes others said no and I recently got my lip peirced, so she asked me and I said you should do what makes you happy so she thanked me and said she's going to get it. And Monday I asked if she wanted to go to Hershey park with me and she said she said " sorry Hun I wish I could but I can't" . Then when I got back I put in my status that there was some girls like stalking me because they thought I was cute, so she saw my status and she said "they wouldn't have if I would have gone cuz I would have kicked there butts(: but sorry I couldn't go" and I said it's okay then we talked for a while. Usualy I have to text or chat here first so I'm thinking I'm not on here mind. What should I do , should I text her more often cuz I'm good at having conversations. Thankyou for al least reading this haha, and ussualy she abswer my text but she talks to me on facebook, also theres this guy that is on her face book that calls her like sugar cookie and she calls him something else, but like they were talking and she was watching a movie and said thta he should come over and he was like i wish, but hes 18 and i think he has a gf, so should i be worried cuz shes only 16nooo the guy that calls her suga cookie is 18 im only 15 more

Resolved Question: father not adhering to children's routine .?

he claims he will before they go to visit him. a big problem i feel is that even tho he chooses the day and time we exchange the girls almost 4 and almost 5 , he calls last minute or after we just got on the road to say oh im running late can we push it back to .... , which we dont really have a choice in , eaither we wait at home or are stuck waiting in a van in a parking lot waiting on him. but he is always on the dot to return them and at times cuts his visits short to return them saying something came up but not explaining just what came up . now i have politely interrogated him, once he called to say avie refused to eat and complained of a tummy ache , he said he considered taking her to a doc but he said a doc would only say let her eat what she wants. i asked him a huge list of all these foods and meals snacks ect if they had them ( the vast majority of it all is fresh fruits&veggies, home cooked meals most from scratch, only a little processed foods) and after every single thing i said he said no they didnt have it. i seriously wondered then if they had any food at all in the house . i gave him a list of things to pick up that were a sure thing she would eat , and once he did she was back to eatting like a horse. but also he ussually calls to talk to kids when he knows they are asleep. their bed time here is 8-830 pm. he says he will stick to their routines but when i get them back he then says it was tottaly differnt kids stay up till 11 sometimes 1-2 am!!!! he keeps going back and forth on their visits cutting them down to just 1 weekend a month , and its caused the girls alot of emotion problems to do with seperation. i like them going to visit him for 1 solid week a month it worked well , till he said he just couldn't and wont say why . he does not have a job, he has a band tho that yes does suck. his wife agrees with me so much and we found out hes been lying alot about blaming her etc. and also on these such short visits with him he shoves the kids solely on her or has the kids go visit with his family for the trip and goes off to do his own thing. this last time avie our oldest came back with a horrible bruise all along her shin, he father said oh she was playing with dirt and climbed up a 6ft ladder to get water out of a pool and she fell off the top of the ladder to the ground, but he said no-one saw it happen they just heard her screaming and she came running to them . i asked what they were doing at the time and he said oh watching her cousin playing with stuff. im thinking like WTF!!!! but i held it in and was calm and respectful. but also they have been making meals they know the younger one is allergic to . her face gets puffy lips swell eyes swell and watter but her breathing is never constricted. its very frustrating for me when they come back froma visit with him and they are all undone, getting back to bedtime is a nightmare , and they get so destructive, backtalking additudes, demanding like crazy, and when i mean destructive i mean destructive, not just dumping out toys and tantrum i mean sneaky like ripping paint breaking holes in the wall kicking the wall, ripping the carpet out and off the floor and preceeding to rip off the foam padding under the carpet destructive! the oldest is done with that stage and is happy to just sit and relax but the younger one is going thru it now far worse. we do spank, timeouts taking toys away and tv gone. she has even flipped her bed on its side and at times tries to rip the mattress open. and fyi the carpet was torn up after all the toys were gone and tv was gone, she apprently did it out of boredom , it takes us nearly 2 weeks to get the girls back to normal when they come back from his visits, its hell on my husband and i. i tell them NO so much and il also do re-directing getting them to focus on something else and i also give them a time frame as to when they can watch a movie or show , snacks ect. my oldest is devoloping ocd from her father and at times gets so terrified of there being a mess , things out of place , or a little spill on her clothes . fearing shes in big trouble . i cant withhold his visitation to them , he can legally have me put in jail for not adhearing to his getting visitation. he also shoots down all visits that are for me and my husband to finnaly get a honeymoon. or if my husband takes vacation time the girls dad refuses to visit with them then and refuses to give any kind of reason why. i am exausted stay at home mom we cant afford daycare . but this is really driving me up the walls more

Resolved Question: Has anyone ever felt like this? :(?

I'm 23yrs old, 8months married, dated for 7 yrs, had my share of wild regretful nights, college student, pretty standard uh? The thing is that even though i love my husband ever since i got married i've been depressed. I completely stopped buying clothes, wearing make up, i took a break from school (going back next week), stopped going to gym, and I also gave away most of my clothes. As a result, i gained 10lbs, have no decent clothes, late for graduation, ugly hair etc. I keep watching the movies "up in the air" staring George clooney and "revolutionary road" I can't help but think how much I've always hated a conventional life.. you know the drill? get married, have children, raise them, get old..etc etc So I've already decided that I will not have kids because they represent ME giving them my life and ME becoming SECOND in everything. I envy the life of the single who have no family worries and lead an unconventional lifestyle. In fact, 4 of my aunts and uncles never got married, had children, or had steady relationships. They are happy. I think I was meant to be one of those but being young and stupid.. (not having my true personality evolved) i fell in love and married. I always dreamt of being a volunteer, a missionary of some sort, traveling..yes i was the weird child with few friends, the one who knew how to draw, write, and even got a tattoo. I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A MID LIFE CRISIS!!!!!!!!!! HELP :( I love my husband but i think its unfair to have him follow me everywhere and take away his dream of having children. more

Resolved Question: cant stop thinking about him??What should I do?

cant stop thinking about him??What should I do? I met this guy about 6 weeks ago in a bar. I was up there with a friend and we were just talking to his group of friends he kept looking at me and anyway I went home, the next weekend I went out with the same friend to a club and I bumped into him again, my friend had to go home but I stayed he bought me drinks all night, asked for my number and ditched all his friends just to talk to me all night, he payed for my taxi home but I ended up going back to his house, we watched movies all night and drank wine, he gave ME oral sex and that was it, we woke up and he brought me to the zoo. He text me all week and on thursday we went to the beachside for dinner and drinks, he asked me to go over to his house to watch a dvd on saturday but he bailed and I went out with my friends then at 12:30 he started textung me and asked me to come up and I was drunk so stupidly I did, I eneded up stayin the night but I did not have sex with him as much as he tried, he just ended up giving me oral and I did to him for about 2 seconds but I stopped. Anyway I left his house early the next morning incase his 'sister would see me'. I felt like a prostitute. On wednesday I text him' r u alive' he replied the next day ' yeah just about, how was your week X' then I replied but got no response. On sunday I went to the pub with my step brother and his friends and I bumped into him and basically ignored him untill he text me to come outside for a cigerette and I was talking to him for ages and he kissed me and then he went home and I went to a club and he text me all night to not go near any other guys and asked me to go out during the week and I said yes and told him to text me when he was sober. Anyway I didnt hear from him in two weeks. I couldnt stop thinking about him but I didnt contact him. I alked to the shops today and I saw him driving past and he saw me, I was wearing a hoodie so he didnt see me properly but he stopped on the road to have a look and smiled and drove on but I pretended I didnt see him. He looked amazing I really cannot stop thinking about him . Im 17 and he is 21 this is me and I didnt have sex with him >>http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc29/marywalsh/?action=view&current=baba.jpg What should I do? I never do this sort of thing or care this much? more

Resolved Question: I don't want my mom to know about us?

I really like this guy that asked me out the other day, and I wanna say yes so badly. but theres one problem hes the kinda guy that spends more time on the streets than in the mall or at the movies. not in a bad way, but still. I'm only 15, and my mom hates when I walk around by myself. we live on a little street thats off of a very dangerous narrow road, so I can't really leave the neighborhood without a ride. I have no way of leaving the house without my moms driving. I also really don't want her to know Im dating this guy, because shes one of those paranoid control freak moms. She will judge him based on his looks, but hes accually a total teddy bear. I also know if by some miracle she agrees to drop me off somewhere she will constantly check in on me, because she gets nervous when Im alone. this boy says he wants to be with me often if we date (not in a controlling way, he just means he really wants to be with me) and It would be alot of work to get my mom to let me leave the house. Ive tried any kind of assurance u can think of, but she wont budge. What do I do? we've been good friends for a while and tell eachother everything, but we both know we want more.He honestly is one of those people you mistake for a bad kid, because hes tall and spends time on the streets, but he would never hurt a fly. hes a total goof accually, kids make fun of him. I highly doubt he would try anything when I wasnt ready. the reason why I dont want my mom to know has nothing to do with doing things behind her back, to all you f*ckers who think thats the reason. its because she doesnt trust me, and what she doesnt know wont hurt her. more

Voting Question: I think I'm in love with my friend?

This is a long story so bear with me. My friend hangs out with my general group of friends, there's about 10 of us. We go to the movies, out to eat, and all that good stuff. Now I noticed her before, maybe a little more than I noticed anyone else, but I didn't really think much of it, having just got out of a crappy relationship myself. So we hung out with our friends a couple of times more during that month until, one day, one of my friends pointed her out specifically and asked me if I wanted to go out with her. I said "Hmm...that could be cool." He agreed to find out if she liked me through her, or her friends, meanwhile me and her were texting a bunch and talking over Facebook. So my friend goes to her best friend and asks if she (to make things easier, let's call the girl I like Mary), Mary, likes me or not. So my friend and her best friend sit and talk about stuff and this and that until later that night my friend sends me a message that says that Mary likes me and that it will be all taken care of. My friend and her best friend got on the same side and were trying to hook us up. Me, being a person who likes to handle things myself, found this fun and exciting but somehow I knew it wasn't going to work out. And it didn't. Two days later I got a message that said "Mary is getting cold feet...she doesn't know if she likes you...this and that...". From there I had to sit and ponder if I truly like her, because what I was going to do next was going to be a big deal. I thought up a speech I could say to her, let her know that I like her, I'm different (she too has been in a few bad relationships, and I later figured out that this fact, along with her natural tendency to hide her true feelings, contributed to her "cold feet"), and etc. So the next day I went up to her, pulled her aside and told my end of the story. Then I gave her time and about eight or nine days later I asked her if she's thought about what I've said. She said yes, she likes me, but things at home aren't going too well. Her mom was mad at her for one reason or another, and her mother is a big piece in this equation. So we went on spring break. I gave her another week, and I gave her mom another week. We texted a lot throughout the week break and all in all I found out that she truly does like me. When we came back we tried to hang out as much as possible, going to the movies with friends, going to the park, picnics, etc. One day when we were just sitting around, her best friend texted me and told me that I should start hugging her because I haven't yet. I'm not a person to make the first move until we are in a definite relationship, but I took her advice and then after every time we parted ways, we would hug. The next time we went to the movies she came out of her house and told me that she spoke to her mom and that her mom said that she wasn't ready for relationship because she isn't responsible enough. I didn't put much thought into this and so we went to the movies. After another week, she got sick. She stayed home but we still kept up conversation. When she came back that week she...wasn't the same. I could blame the sickness, but I think something clicked in her head, for some reason, she started thinking that we were never going to go out and there was no point to even continuing trying to get a relationship going. Now here I was, 15 different people telling me how to handle it, telling me different points of advice, so I took the "If you can't solve it now, let's quit" road. I went up to her and asked if she could solve it in a week (giving a woman an ultimatum is NEVER good) and she said no. So I said "OK. Sorry it didn't work out" and that ended the "awkward" stage of our relationship. During the next few days, I thought a lot. Mostly about her, but also about the whole situation. I liked this girl a lot, and I shouldn't have let a parent, who obviously just needed some time, to get in the way of our feelings for each other. So I went up to her a week or so after I ended the awkward phase and said "we can still be friends, etc etc". She agreed and now we are friends. Now, let me make this clear. I still like her, a lot, and I still want a relationship. But we have agreed to be just friends until an opportunity presents itself, until something happens that lets us go out. So we hangout with friends, and with each other (just us) without any problems. We talk about family, talk about experiences and etc. I know she still like me, from the way she acts around me and from what her friends tell me (I'm on good terms with all of her friends). I think about her every day. The first thought out of my mind is her name. I wake up and have the urge to text her, but don't for fear of being annoying or clingy. I think about the future a lot. I get excite more

Resolved Question: How does this sound to you?

It's a work in progress but please tell me what you think. Best Answer Wins 10 Points! “Okay, our session is over. You may open your eyes now.” I opened them to see him stacking his papers and putting them into his folder. I sat up from the comfortable chair and looked around sighing. He had already packed his things and began to sort through some of his other patients’ files. “It’s eleven-thirty already?” He looked up from his paperwork and nodded. “Yes, Ms. Cox. You may leave now.” he focused back on his paperwork. I blinked several times and got up walking towards the door but stopped I turned back around and walked over to his desk. “After I leave this office and I’ll return back to school I would hope you could pray for me, it doesn’t have to be a big prayer but you know it would help a lot.” he adjusted his glasses onto his nose and grinned. “Will do Ms. Cox.” I nodded to him and turned away opening the door and closing it quietly behind me. For some strange reason my Mom found it helpful for sessions to occur in the morning during school hours, she said that it helped her “escape her annoying co-workers.” Though, weekends wouldn’t have been bad either. I would have to make up work a month into the summer to catch up. It really didn’t bother me though seeing that I didn’t really have anything productive to do anyways. I rounded a corner and saw my Mom sitting closely to the glass window, her hair was hidden underneath a scarf covering her beautiful blonde locks, she was wearing a light burgundy trench coat and she had a pair of sunglasses on. Inside of a building you ask? Only my Mom would do it. She turned her head and looked at me; she stood up and straightened out the creases in her coat clutching her purse closely to her side. I held the door open for her and she walked past me; I followed her. She reached into her purse and pulled out her keys unlocking the doors to her crystal red metallic Corvette. It was funny sometimes at how much my Mom admired this car, maybe even more than me. Once we sat inside she revved up the engine and grinned by the way it hummed. She pulled off the lot and drove down the street of the quiet town of Mid-fort. A population of over twenty-thousand people. It was a quaint place, the crime level was at an all time low since 1956. For fun most of the teenagers went bowling or to the movies but when you’re someone like me sitting on the couch and watching re-runs of COPS was the best thing to do though, sometimes it just wasn’t enough it was only so much scripted television I could take. The adults had these exclusive meetings they would go to no one under the age of thirty was allowed in. Of course many people tried to sneak in but there were rumors going on around saying that the building was surrounded by some high-tech security system. But that was besides the point, the town was always buzzing with people on the weekends it was a field day for teenagers to go out and party with friends and you could smell the distinct aroma of alcohol that was thick in the air. Though, of course it’s illegal for anyone under the age of twenty-one to drink people made sure to keep the underground secrets from coming out. Other than that Mid-fort was the place to be if you ever wanted to escape your stressful life…just make sure not to send your kids to school here. It was raining lightly and my Mom turned on the windshield wipers. Ah, rain was a good sign. It was a sixth sense that I had, long story. “How was your session with David? Do you like him?” she asked; her voice made me jump considering the silence we went through. What she was really trying to ask was; Is he too boring? Am I wasting money on him? I smiled. “He’s cool I guess you could say, he always has food on hand so that’s fine with me.” she chuckled quietly. “Good.” she turned right on Bay road and I began to feel sick to my stomach. We were getting close and I felt the urge to grab the steering wheel and drive home but I didn’t because there was a high chance of getting into an accident. I rolled the window down and stuck my head out trying to breathe in fresh air but my face was pelted by droplets of water bringing my head back in I sank in my seat. Thinking back on it I wondered if David had even prayed for me but I would hope that he would have for all I know that very prayer could help me through the day. She took another right and drove another ten feet before stopping in front of the place that I called hell: Mid-fort High School. Pursing my lips I turned to my Mom and furrowed my eyebrows. “Go on, Julie. I have to get to work.” she waved me off. I grimaced and opened the car door slamming it behind me (she was going to give me crap about it later). more

Resolved Question: What do you think of this?

I leaned against the window, my warm breath forming mist on the glass; it was a cold day, uncanny for September. While I’m sure the scenery must have been spectacular, I kept my eyes closed, listening to music. I felt a sharp tap on my knee. I pulled out the headphones from one of my ears. “You’re going to go deaf.” Mom said, shaking her head, “And you’re going to crash.” I retorted, Mom quickly turned to watch the road. “Anyway, I just wanted to point out that we’re almost there.” Mom said, “You can see the castle up ahead.” “Is that all?” I said icily, “Thanks for interrupting me.” Unlike my family, I had no interest in some old castle or chateau. If I had it my way, we wouldn’t even be here in the first place. If I had it my way, we would be home, watching the sun set over the ocean. Scratch that, it would be morning back home; we’d be eating breakfast and getting ready for school. I hated the time difference. Tyler reached up and pinched me on the shoulder. “Not now,” I said through gritted teeth. I reached back to swat his hand, but he had pulled it back already. Taylor was blissfully asleep, unknowing to the world of dangers around him. “Lillie, I know this is kind of hard for you--,” I cut Mom off, “It’s not ‘kind of hard’, it is hard.” I said, “I’m not in the mood for any lectures, thank you very much.” “Okay, okay.” Mom said, ever placid, “Tyler then, why don’t you keep an eye out for the castle?” “Probably can’t even see it through this fog.” I grumbled, Actually, as if to prove my words wrong, you could see the castle. It seemed right out of a bad mystery movie, rising out of the fog. I closed my eyes again, trying to block out anything that would remind me of the fact that we weren’t merely driving to school on a foggy day. It didn’t work. Instead, my mind raced to the memory of when Mom first told us we were moving: It had been a Friday, I remember because I had a pop quiz in English. When I had arrived home from school, Mom had been sitting at the kitchen table, hands folded perfectly, face serious. At first I thought I was in some sort of trouble, but I couldn’t recall anything bad that I had done. My first clue that that wasn’t the case was that Tom was there, sitting next to Mom. His eyes were a little red, which immediately had me worried. “Sit down, Lilliana, we need to talk.” Mom had said, Mom never calls me by my full name. I sat down. “Lillie,” Mom said, “We are going to move.” At first, I was a lot calmer than I should have been. That’s because I thought that we, like sane people, were going to move to some different city in a different state because Mom wanted more job opportunities or something like that. But, oh no, we had to move to a tiny town in a distant country because Mom just liked it there. The horror. Before we could do or say anything else, Mom got up, told us to sleep on it, and left. Well, of course I couldn’t sleep. I was up first thing in the morning, so was Tom. Tom, surprising even me, immediately declared that he was not going. That he was going to rent an apartment, that he’d already searched for some. I wanted to say that I would stay, too. I would buy the house from Mom, quit school, and become an artist. However, for some stupid reason, minors aren’t allowed to live alone. Besides, I would probably be in debt for the rest of my life. Mom slowly agreed to Tom’s proposition. Then, surprising me again, she gave me two choices. A. Move to France with her and the twins. B. Live with my aunt in faraway Sacramento. The next day, I made one of the hardest decisions in my life: to leave all that I know – all that I’ve ever known – and move to one of the least populated towns in the most populated European country. To journey across the Atlantic, a ten hour flight from my beloved California, with no more than a months’ notice. Yes, I made the painful decision to move to France. “Here’s the main part of town.” Mom said, snapping me out of my brooding, I looked out the window and saw a flurry of clustered buildings fly past, and then it was back to trees. Mom had grown up visiting this tiny town. Taylor and Tyler had been here a few summers ago. Mom said we visited here when I was little, but I have no memory of it. “If that was the town, where are we going?” I asked suspiciously, Moving to France, at first, seemed like it would be awesome. But I wasn’t thinking of some obscene ghost town that no one knows about. I was thinking more of Paris. Of shopping and cafés and hot French guys. Even so, one of my main mental arguments in the Big Decision, was that the town is only theee hours drive to Paris and seven hours drive to Cannes. “The house is a little outside of town.” Mom said, “Don’t worry, you’ll love it.” “I’ll be the judge of that.” I said haughtily, A few minutes later, we turned off and drove down a winding dirt road. Mom stopped the car underneath a tree. “Oh, we can see the castle from here!” Tyler said, jumping out Mom shook Taylor to wake him up. I slowly got out, staring up at the ancient house. It was painted white, but was now peeling. There was a little porch that ringed around the house, it looked like it was about to crumble into sawdust. There was a round window at the top of the house. It was old, but I have to admit it was big. Tyler ran into a building that I didn’t see at first. It was to the side, partially hidden by trees and a little smaller than the house, but not painted. “The barn,” Mom explained, noticing my curious look, Tyler came back out. “Can we go in, Mom?” Tyler asked excitedly, “Where are we?” Taylor said sleepily, rubbing his eyes, “We’re at our new home.” Mom said gently, I scoffed: Maybe it was their new home, but it would never be my home. Mom walked up the rickety porch steps and unlocked the door. Tyler immediately rushed in. Taylor, Mom, and I followed at a more measured pace.Well, anyway, that's not all that I wanted to add, but it would take too long to post it all. Anyway, what do you think? How's the grammar? Does it flow well? I've been writing a lot, but I've never had the guts to ask a question like this (not because I'm afraid of criticism, but because I'm afraid someone would steal it). What do you think? more

Resolved Question: Have you noticed that our society has stopped making useful products or improving products?

For example, no one will deny that someone who was born in 1890 saw incredible changes during the first 30 years of his/her life - cars, planes, widespread electricity, light bulbs, movies, telephone etc. A complete change in society. Similarly, the 30 years from 1955 to 1985 saw vast improvements in everything that was invented earlier plus the computer and space flight on top of it. But the last 40 years have given us nothing except gadgets. Yes, computers are ten times better, but so what? No one uses 1/1000000th of the power of their PC. The software just hogs it all and you waste your life away playing games or spending your whole lives editing videos when you should be LIVING your life, not REHASHING IT and PHOTOSHOPPING IT. Our roads still crumble 4 years after they're built. Our cars get worse mileage than they did in the early 90s. They should be running on piss or weeds by now. Our home appliances - dishwashers, clothes washer, dryers - they still take just as long, are just as noisy, and the ones that claim to be more economical actually leave filthy germs growing in the drum (i.e., they don't work as well as your grandmother's did). Electricity is still generated the same way it was 100 years ago. Cell phones get HORRIBLE reception and people tolerate it just because it's convenient. If you think a better computer and a convenient phone and a flat TV is progress, i guess that's your prerogative. I think we're going backwards, mostly thanks to environmentalism, globalism, etc. And ironically, our planet is getting dirtier because china craps on environmental laws, and your clothes are covered with germs, your toilets don't flush, your cars look nice and have GPS but are less efficient than a 1990 model. Your phones don't work, and kill more people than drunk drivers, but hey, it's got a camera on it. Real progress.oops, typo. the last 20 years we've stopped making useful products Anyways, the advances in space technology are not that impressive, considering we've been to venus, mercury, mars, the moon 40 years ago. The mars missions of the last 10 years are just more of the same. NASA has become a tool of the political left and a social experiment in affirmative action and other nonsense.A real improvement in a dishwasher would be clean dishes in 2 minutes and/or silent. My new dishwasher takes an hour and is louder than a friggin semi truck. more

Resolved Question: I need a Dream Interpretation. Really weird and long dream, but it didn't scare me.?

The dream has several parts, and it's hard to make sense of, first a little background on me. I know many different religions, I was raised Methodist, but in general i know a large amount about all types of religion, and I'm not religious at all, but I am spiritual, sorta. Anyways. 1.So it starts out as me being an astronaut, I was in a advanced space suit and I was doing work on a shuttle entering the earths atmosphere. It was me and this other person working on it, as we make our decent into the inner atmosphere we fix the problem and land. 2. after we land, we all take a break, and for some reason, I went to the movies, and I had forgot my cell phone, but half way through the movie, I realize this, and figured out that they may need my help so I put on my suit, in the back of the theater, it's kind of like Iron Man's suit btw, but everyone has knowledge of it, and I take off the go help them. 3. When i get there, the team is landing from a mission or something, they brought make mail for our facility (we're out in the middle of no where). So everyone is outside to get their mail, they all look anxious, and I walk up to the shuttle in my suit, and start to take off my helmet, and they say that they're done for today and they tried to reach me on my cell. 4. So here's the weird part, but I figured i'd tell the whole thing for more understanding, but, everyone is leaving for today, I help the person that helped me fix the shuttle in the beginning (she's a decently beautiful looking female) get a bunch of boxes and stuff into her SUV to go home. She says lets go, and I climb through the interior of the car through the back to get to the passenger seat, and we drive off. 5. This is where it gets weird I guess, So we start to leave, and we're making a left out of our facility and there are about 4-5 people walking from our facility (presumably home) on our right, and as we start to accelerate, they never seem to stop walking next to us. I check the speedometer and she's going 35, and they are walking next to us, we eventually get to 60 and seperate from them, I asked her how they could keep up, and her explanation is "They're demons". She said this so nonchalantly like this was normal, so I asked "Do they work with us?" she said "Yes, they are the XXXX XXXXXX, they live on this road and help us with our work", the X's are Some name i could understand, but didn't know what it meant, i forgot it, it sounded Indian (like from India, not native american). So we continue to drive down this road, and all the houses hand huge crosses in their drive way like on the side in front of their house, like to protect themselves from demons, and there were a few churches too. 6. Then we look forward, and it looks like there was a flood, and the road is being covered up by water, but I wasn't to alarmed, because i could see where the road continued up ahead, like the water was only covering part of the road. and it looked shallow, so we kept driving, and then plunged into water that seemed endlessly deep, like a chasm filled with water. I looked at her, and she was concerned, but not freaking out. I looked at the window, and thought about breaking out, but didn't then I woke up. 7. When I woke up, I felt feelings for the person I was in the car with, like i knew them, but I didn't, they looked unfamiliar, but now that I think about the dream, the womans face always seemed blurry, like i could tell that she was a woman, but her face was unimportant, and unrecognizable, but I felt close to her, like I trusted and cared for her. Anyways, I tried to go back to sleep to save my self from the dream, and her as well. Thats how strongly i felt about it, but normally, I'd be glad to leave a dream with such a weird ending.Edit: I wrote this on a cell phone, bear with my spell errors, my phone auto corrects. more

Resolved Question: Should I quit video games and sell my consoles?

This year, I turn 16. I feel as if a lot of my life has been in front of the TV or computer, playing some sort of video game. There's 3 more years left in High School until the big road comes along. You know, college. I have big dreams coming ahead, like becoming a violinist or a violist, perhaps a conductor of a philharmonic orchestra one day. My GPA is like a 3.8 right now, which isn't really up to my standards for my first year in High School. I want to quit, but a lot of my friends still play video games. Also, there will be always upcoming games that will come out (Halo Reach, Gears of War 3, CoD: Black Ops) that I'll be dying to try out. However, I need your advice on whether or not I should sell my consoles. I don't want to be regretting anything. But I need to get out more. I need my daily exercise. And more importantly, I need more musical training and a better social life. Is this a smart move? Would selling my consoles, quitting video games, throw away my childhood? (If you answered "yes, yes" or "yes, no", please move on to the second portion of this question, please.) If you believe I should quit video games and sell my consoles: -Should I sell them using the Best Buy Trade-In System? I just found out about this today, it I'm kind of excited for it. Much better than Gamestop anyway. >_> No, I'm not doing eBay or Craigslist. My mom doesn't trust those sites. -What can I do in my free time other than homework, violin/viola/music, and exercise? -By selling my gaming consoles and video games, I can probably get about $315. (According to the Best Buy Trade-In estimator.) -What can I get for $315 at Best Buy that is not related to gaming? And no, don't say movies. I'll buy those with my allowance. :) Oh sweet, now I guess I won't need to spend my allowance on video games either. ^_^ Please remember that this will lead to a big change in my life. I don't wish to make any mistakes at this point. Serious responses would be great too. Thank you to whoever answers this comment, and God bless you.Wow, thank you all for the great answers! I've been getting pretty reasonable explanations from most of you, claiming to basically balance my time, which I believe that's the right choice to do. However, none of you answered what I can get with $315. more

Resolved Question: Can you interpret my dream?

It started off with me being in school. I was walking down the hall way when I suddenly felt dizzy. I collapsed on the floor and my teacher that was walking past me screamed and ran over to me. She called the police and ambulance, but when they came they injected something in my dog. Then they started debating if he was a Doberman or not (He's not he is a Rottweiler/ Bloodhound mix) (I don't know why he was in school with me either). After they finished checking my dog, they told me that I was allowed to drive home, but I was confused because I'm only 15 and an unable to drive. I went outside to look for a car, and I saw a bunch of red cars that looked like my mom's, but my mom was no where in sight. Sometime later in my dream, I just sort of popped up in my house. No one was home except my brother and I.... or so I thought. I was walking into my living room and noticed that the light turned off and then back on. I was really scared so I turned the light back off, Screamed downstairs and then slammed the door shut. I didn't lock it though for some odd reason. I ran to get the phone and was debating on whether I should call the police or not. I took my little brother outside with me and began trying to call my dad so that he could come and get us. I kept dialing the wrong numbers, like these numbers were FAR from his number and I was extremely frustrated... Then I saw a man coming upstairs in a black suit and he began putting a 'Scream' mask on. (The mask from the movie Scream). I dialed 911 and then grabbed my brother and started running towards my neighbors house only I remembered in my previous dream that when this happened that the killer killed my neighbors first. (Yes this dream happened before, just in a different setting). So I grabbed my brother and ran past my neighbors house and onto a road, I decided that He would expect us to be there so I kept on going. I ran across the street with my brother and saw that there were a lot of grass and trees and branches. I decided that he was probably still following us so I jumped higher than the trees, and then I jumped on the tree to jump even farther. I left my little brother behind. I landed in muddy water and heard the killer's voice in my head saying something like "I was expecting you to do that" so I tried running faster and faster in the water, but I couldn't do it. There was a fence on the other side and it was impossible for me to jump over it. Then I woke up :/ I'm sorry this is so long, I am just trying to figure out what it means. Oh and by the way, I never did get the chance to call the police. I remember dialing 911, but I don't think it went through. The phone disappeared after I started running with my little brother.Also, when I woke up my body could barely move it felt like I was paralyzed. more

Resolved Question: I wan to be part of the film industry?

I take a creative writing class at my highschool. And I want to be part of the film industry when im older. I want to be either a film editor, or a writer im going to share one of my stories and can you plz tell me if i have potential in "creating movies"? idk what exactly that job is called, but here it goes.. Quandary The rain scratched down my face, as I squinted my eyes to see how long this road really was. My hood was soaked, so there was no point of wearing it anymore. My blonde hair was also ruined from the rain. Great. My view was a blur, the sharp, heavy rain overwhelming me with every step I took. I was in the middle of nowhere. There was no sign of life. The trees seem to cower away from the road, and the dark endless puddles seemed to swallow it up. I had no idea how far I had been walking, but my shoes were dead and heavy. My socks felt like a sponge every time I stepped, absorbing the water, and then slowly releasing it when I hardly lifted my foot up… It was getting dark, the moon leaning over the dark ominous clouds. But for some reason, I wasn’t scared. 3 hours later, around 9:30 PM, I saw a light. The light came closer and closer to me, blinding me because I hadn’t seen light in a long time. “Yes, a car, finally.” I said to myself. The engine coughed and spat, and the windshield wipers were violently swiping. This could be my only chance. I thought. If I let this car roll by me, I don’t know if I’d ever make it back home. I’ll be under the mushy ground if I don’t. So I did something I would probably regret. I took my thumb and slowly rose it to the sky. “Please pull over, please pull over,” I said repeatedly. I jumped in place, trying to keep my nerves away. The car slowed , and the window rolled down. I scrutinized my eyes to get a look at the driver. All I could see was his or her’s hands, clenched tightly around the wheel, pale and vieny. I noticed no rings on the finger, and that brought my guard up. But my conscious kept saying “Get in.” I hesitated as I leaned toward the window. “Can I hop in?” my voice shook. The locks of the car shot up, making me jump a bit. I stood there for a minute, one leg towards the car and one leg away from it. I wiped my forehead and took a deep breath. I slammed the door, and the car started inching forward. “Where to?” the stranger said quietly. It was a man. His voice was husky, sounding curious at the same time. He sounded like he was in his late 40‘s. I cleared my throat and said “38 river street.” He nodded and said almost to himself. “I know where that is.” I blinked twice, and then scanned the car with my eyes. It seemed like a typical car, empty water bottles, McDonald’s bag, and coffee cup lying on the floor near my sneakers. I looked towards the rearview mirror, noticing a poloroid of a little girl hanging on a string that wrapped around it. The girl was adorable, with blonde hair that looked like curly rays of sun. She looked like your typical little sunshine, but there was something more to her. Her eyes were a deep green, with specks of blue floating on the surface. Her teeth were like little pearls, and her little hands were on either side of her chubby cheeks. She looked like a little angel. She sort of looked like me in a way. “Who’s she?” I bravely asked, pointing a limp finger to it. There was a pause, and then he answered quickly “My little girl.” “She’s beautiful.” I said, smiling a bit. He didn’t answer, so I decided to just shut up. 2 hours later, I opened my eyes. I looked around me, gaining my senses. I was in my bed. I rubbed my eyes and stiffly stretched as I got up. 11: 45. The clock read. Something was bothering me, and I didn’t know what. I walked down the hallway and trotted down the stairs. The whole house was dark. The hidden moon was the only light. It shined down in the TV room to the left of me. I took a right and went into the dining room. “Mom? Joe?” No answer. Only the grandfather clock clucking. I opened the door to the kitchen and light flew towards me. There was my mom. She was sitting cross legged, sipping a cup of coffee, talking quietly to someone. It wasn’t my step dad. I had never seen this man in my life. “Mom?” I said. She snapped her head toward me. “Katie, You’re awake! Go back to bed, it’s very late. I’ll talk to you in the morning.” I ignored her, walking into the kitchen carefully. I never took my eyes off the man. I slowly said to my mom, “Who is this? Where’s Joe?” My mom sighed, looking at the time, and then at me. “Alright, I might as well tell you now.” “Tell me what?” I cocked my head. She took a deep breath and said. “Kate, this man saved your life tonight” I took a long pause, pulling my eyebrows together. “Mom, I was in bed ----” She shook her head and closed her eyes. “No. You weren’t. Your friend Lisa’s mom called me around 430 PM today. She said you and Lisa got in a huge fight and you left more

Resolved Question: 10 cool points, please help me out on my latest home project?

I'm doing a slide show based on my life so far and like to see if I made this good or can you help me make it much better, please? This is what I have so far- INTRODUCTION: Welcome to the updated movie of the ‘747’. This’ll take you into the life of mine and what I want to disclose and discuss about for real. So, enjoy and bless this movie in the name of the LORD. Let me start off be talking about my time in Virginia Beach and residency. I’d live in the trailer home from 05/08 – 09/08. Due the short time, I was also sharing a room with a former friend of mine which we don’t associate with, due to disputed feud and talking about a matter that occur, that was false of mine. Plus, at the time my life took a scare turn, when I was robbed from two men, who threaten to take my life, due to a conversation that was “eavesdropped” and got hay-wired (and rage of anger). I was held with a 12’ knife to the neck and scare out of my mind. The robbers took $$$ from me and destroy the front gate door of glass. I did go to court for that and the outcome of it all, was Restitution and no jail sentence from the men. Which I think it was not fair and to me, with all due respect… the judicial system in Virginia Beach is pathetic. Next, from 09/08 – 06/09, I move out of the trailer and into a small white house off Providence Road, the Virginia Beach, from Ms. Heather Crossman. It was okay but the honest truth, again… share a room with a college student (younger than me) and it was okay. The problem for me was Heather stepping over the boundary of Privacy. Asking about my finances, family history, friends and religion is a big RED FLAG to me and I don’t like anyone doing that. My life being a former delinquent and what I spend or do with my $$$ isn’t a concern of no one (unless it’s your own parents and financial assistance). Also, didn’t like how she was staying at home so much and having issues of B.O. (body order) and respective term. I’m a full born Christian and no offense, when your friend goes upstairs and takes some that was given to me by the company who handles people with Sleep/Breathing issues, that’s not yours and consider “theft”. Following the summer, 07/09 – current, living in a townhouse and it’s okay and good. I mostly stay in my room a lot and was living next to a public bus system stop and walking distance from Beach House. For me, I realize that making it out on your own, is hard as hell, but trying your best is all you can do. For me, I don’t get a lot of visitors, but its okay. I’m still having my guard up at times and trustworthy issues are a factor of my life. What do I mean about “keeping my guard up” is this. B/c I’m my mother & father’s son, I don’t like being told what to do, being in a rush, snitch on, bothered nor impatient or even late. I had a 03-month suspension off the computers recently, due to disobey the regulation of using it. Which to me, it’s pathetic and BS, b/c when I write my letters to my family or friends, it’s personal and invading my business. Yes, I know the place have that, but paying 15 cent per copy at the library? Are you kidding me? For those of you that doesn’t know, Beach House is part of Magic Hollow MH/SA division, day support treatment for adults with disorders, health issues (physical and mental) and trying to get their lives back on track; having the place keep going and not judge of jeopardize. Opens Monday-Friday (normal business hours) and with Social and Recreational Activities on Saturdays. Also, my P/R staff (Amanda Caton) inform that “there’s going to people getting you involve to work as a group, talking to you or trying to make conversation, plus there are regulations to any place you go”. Okay, I understand that, but I go to get my life straighten out and work on my goals and health. Not to deal with others who’re interrupting, interfere or being a nuisance to me, okay? If you can’t be on the same pace with me, then I’ll push you away and do it myself. My main goal for myself is Strengthen, Coping, Building Trustworthy & Improving relationships for family & friends; plus making good & healthy Life choices. What’s the point when you trying to make things positive and you’re best traits don’t kick in or your friendship(s) don’t matter? It’s supposed to be working as a team, not betraying each other. I’d push my close friends Janel & Cari at times, b/c A) when I don’t like to have any other equations being added, it’s set off my FLAG thing, B) if you going to rush someone, don’t make it me b/c I’ll be upset and C) don’t say “when I hang out with you, you don’t feel too happy or appreciative of what’s going on”. Don’t get me wrong, I love them both and always will, but you need to realize (and so does for Amanda, Amber and anyone else I talk to), if you can’t be understanding and accepting me for what I’m going through and trying to make things positive for me and my life, than you’ll get push away ev more

Resolved Question: How do I convince my mom that my boyfriend and I aren't lying?

If you can make it through all of this and STILL give me some sort of advice I'd really, really appreciate it. I'm almost at my wit's end right now. My mom doesn’t trust either one of us, but I think she distrusts me more than she does him. She thinks I lie about where we go and what we’re doing. For example yesterday I told my mom that last night we were going to the mall to get something to eat, but along the way we changed our plans and went to a different restraunt not in the mall. No big deal, right? Afterwards we went to his house and he gave me a “tour” and I talked with his parents for about an hour. Still not such a big deal, right? After that, we went to the video store and looked at movies to watch and drove around harmlessly just talking. No. Big. Deal. My mom texts me a bit later as the evening was winding down asking where we were. I told her we were just driving around after returning a video. She gets all upset and starts calling me a liar because I’d originally told her that we were going to the mall. Then she starts inquiring where we ate at and when I told her it hadn’t been at the mall she got all offended and started saying all this crap about how I’m lying to her and for the past couple of weeks I haven’t been talking to her about what I’m doing and where I’m going and whatnot. To put it in simpler terms, she’s making a mountain out of a molehill. She’s putting all sorts of these crazy thoughts in her mind and twisting them around to fit her version to make it look like I’m, or *we’re* rather, doing something bad. I can sort of understand where she’s coming from, I haven’t made the best decisions in the world in the past, but she really needs to lighten up here. My boyfriend even said he wouldn’t care if she tagged *along* on one of our dates or texted me every hour to see what we’re up to because we have nothing to hide, which is true. I love that he’s like this and still respects my parents even though they get on my nerves 99.9999% of the time. How can I get through to her without it turning into a huge confrontation? I tried to talk to her last night about it, told her step-by-step everything that we did (which is basically what I typed above) and she looked at me and said: “You expect me to believe that?” Umm yes, Mother. I do. Then she went on to say “I don’t know what road you think you’re headed down, but you need to put an end to it right now.” (“it” meaning the lying) I’m not even doing anything wrong! Do you have any advice on how to get through to both my parents (mostly her)? We've thought about taking them out to dinner so the four of us can just talk. more

Resolved Question: Why do americans treat sexting between couples as child porn? When the Megans mum stated its wrong?

Why do americans treat sexting between couples as child porn? When the Megans (as in megans law) mum stated its wrong to abuse couples and thats doing the opposite of what the law was intended for. http://www.netlingo.com/more/Girl_arrested.pdf The whole point of anti child porn laws was to prevent young teengers and children being forced often violently into sexaul activity AGAINST THEIR WILL. ie rape When teenagers send sexy photos of themselves to partners its no different to a love note as its CONSENTUAL and they actively WANT their love interest to see them in a sexaul sense to make them want to make out and kiss. if the whole point ie the 'spirit of the law' as opposed to he 'letter f the law' was to prevent teengers and children getting abused, harmed, hurt, raped etc. Then how is sticking a young teenage girl who never hurt anyone in a cage full of pedophiles, rapists and murderers (and yes even if juvenile jail the cell is still ull of rapists, peados, murderers and thugs (see movie Scum and inparticular the greenhouse rape scene) Ie using a law meant to protect them from rape to have teengers raped. Surely then the judges, police and prosecuting lawyers are peadophiles using laws meant to protect kids and teens rom rape to have them raped and battered and destroy their lives for fun? Protecting anyone from abuse? Where is the abuse? if a girl or guy wants their partner to check them out sexaully (and in most cases they wont be having sex stright away more making out) to kiss. be in love, feeling up. And that makes them happy then why waste police or other grown ups time when they could be arrested real criminals. for there to be a crime their needs to be a victim. the law should be there to protect people from harm and abuse not abuse nice people. And laws and rules are not simply rules and laws. Take or example how it used to be legal to keep slaves, mixed race marriage was illegal, so was gay sex and how woemn were not allowed to vote and if you are heading the correct way up a one way road and a tsunamie is hedding down the opposote way do you A) obey the law and drown or B) apply common sense and drive the other way ral fast.?Why not be happy your kid has somone to snuggle up with and be lovey dovey with and if as teeangers do trying to hard and doing too much too young just get them to calm down a little8 ball if you dont like my question then dont bother with them... leave everyone else to do what they want. And these are legit questions and legit issues so why doint you go off and mind your own and let all else do their thing. Why do you have a problem with these issues being discussed?Actually Im an adult who has seen how hurt those without a boyfriend or girlfriend get and how they end up in councillng, depressed, suicidal etc and how happy those dating with a boy or girlfriend are and yes many break up others dont but gain something from it. ie practice, confidence, social skills, reltionship and pulling skills, And stds and pregancy only occur with not using condoms plus teengers are more likely just to make out as dont feel ready to go further. As mentioned its only bad if forcedIm not an idiot. Teenagers have been sexaully active since cavemen times thats why they have hormos, periods, erections etc. The only protection they need is due to lack of experience, size and power. Ie its like driving lessons. teenage reltionships and sexaul activiry is like driving in a car with dual controls. You ned to be on a real road in a real car to learn properly but with parents or instructors able to stop the car if you make a mistake. And to scare any would be ashole boyfriend thinking of passing private photos around that he will be sorry for upsetting your daughter so he can also learn a lesson in not acting a jerk. But the lovey dovey stuff is fineTeenagers are not stupid or innocent they do know that they are doing to an extent. So its not a case of they do nothing but do it with parents acting as a saftey net or a long leash... Enough freedom to develop, have a life and experiment but whihc can be pulled in if they step out in the road. Plus many teens I have seen are more sensible then many adults more

Resolved Question: Settle this dispute please...?

*I am physically disabled. I was paralyzed for two years, and I am in a lot of pain* OK, I met someone online, on a dating site. They offered to take me on a road trip to the coast of Oregon. I told them that I had no money except $10. They told me this was no problem because they had just got their taxes back. I was VERY adamant about telling them that I had no cash to contribute. They insisted on taking me. I told them flat out in no uncertain terms that I could not contribute. I am repeating this part because it is important. Their offer was this: I will come pick you up, take you to dinner, we will sleep, get up, and then go to the coast of Oregon. I told her that I was down for a road trip but there was no way that I could go because I had no cash. She was very clear that she would pay for the trip. this was solidly established because I have no desire to take advantage of anyone. She came and got me and we got Thai food. Then we went to her house. We ended up having sex. I pushed myself physically while sleeping with her to the point of making myself physically ill. We had sex multiple times. In the morning I woke up ridiculously sick. I told her that I needed to take a bath or I would be sick for the whole day. She explained that she understood this because her father was the same way. She lived in a trailer and the only form of hot bath was an inflatable hot tub that had to be prepared before use. I told her I was grotesquely ill and that I needed to get into the hot water immediately. She was well aware that if I didn't get in that I would be essentially crippled for the rest of the day. So, she proceeded to get up and cook breakfast for the next hour and just let me lie there in pain. Asa result I ended up almost physically incapacitated for the rest of the day. We ate breakfast, and I asked her. "Are we going to go on the road trip?" She said, "We woke up too late." So, we never went, which was the only reason I went to begin with. So, now I am stranded 50 miles from home, 3 miles from a store. I have no way to get to this store. I needed a cigarette. I asked her to take me to the store so I could get cigarettes. She didn't. I was stuck. However, her father, who lived next door had just got several cartons in the mail. So, since I could not get out to get my own, I asked for ONE cigarette. ONE, that's it. She treated me like I was the rudest human on Earth for asking this question. So, I sat there ALL day stuck at this persons house, repeatedly sleeping with her whenever she wanted, as much as I was physically capable of. I eventually could even have sex with anymore because I couldn't freaking move. The evening came. I was hungry. I told her I was hungry. She did not offer me any food, and would not take me to the store. Then, she looked at me and said, "do you want some garlic toast?" I said, "yes" I told her I was starving. She had cupboards full of food but had not offered me anything but some toast. I finally got up after feeling pushed around and grabbed the first food I could find: a bag of Doritos--which could have bought myself if she would have taken me to the store. I grabbed them and she said, "Aren't you going to ask?" I said, "So, I don't have to ask to cum on your face but I have to ask for some chips?" She said, "You can only have a couple." I felt like a prisoner. Then she came in with the garlic toast. However, she had made a full dinner for herself. She sat and ate Potato soup, drank a "boutique" soda, right in front of me. She sat and ate fucking dinner in front of me, and I hade 3 pieces of burnt garlic toast. Then, I was finally fed up and asked her to take me home. I gave to her physically almost beyond my capacity, she was pushy and controlling--she handed me a sleeve of movies to pick one and then after I looked through them she said "we are watching this," She refused to allow me to go to the store so I could buy my own food and cigarettes with my last $10, she ate fucking dinner inf front of me, screwed me on the road trip, and then had the nerve to treat me like I was a mooch. I did everything I possibly could to take care of myself in this situation and she as well aware when she came and got me that I only had $10 to my name. I just went home and never called her again. End if story. Nope. Now several days later she is accusing me of taking advantage of her, and criticizing me for not giving her my last $10, and saying that it was rude to just take 15 Doritos and ONE cigarette. I don't want your opinion of my lifestyle but I want someone to read this and tell me how I took advantage of this person. I did EVERYTHING in my power to establish my financial situation and pay for my own requests beyond her offer. She completely refused to allow me to take care of myself and who I finally did stick up for myself I was selfish. Somebody please stick up for me...I realize now what my mistakes were. I'm trying to fix the situation by making better choices. The whole thing was just hurtful and sad, and I feel very cheap and stupid for allowing myself to get in this situation. more

Resolved Question: How come ppl compare Britney to Beyonce(Read the whole thing)?

It's no competition. If you go on YouTube, you'll see tons of comparisons to their dancing(or lack thereof, if you're Britney). Ppl keep stating that Britney is a "trained dancer w/ technique"(what "technique" has she got?!?), ya da ya da ya da. Who cares. If you do choreographed dancing, then you are a trained dancer period. I'm sure MJ never took a dance class in his life and look how well he pulled that off. The point is, B can really MOVE. That other woman is stiff compared to Bey...and Knowles HAS done different dance styles. Just watch all her videos(particularly Deja Vu, Baby Boy, Lose My Breath, Beautiful Liar, ofcourse the FAMOUS Single Ladies, etc-she does everything from Spanish style to Middle Eastern AMAZING moves)& performances. Plus; she never went crazy, she can sing(and she does it very well, I might add-with much soul and depth), she has won many more awards than Britney will ever be able to catch up to, she's made more movies...ca ching!(Britney only starred in Cross Roads before her bald ass went insane), and lastly Beyonce looks way better(face-wise and body-wise). Maybe it is just my opinion about the last one but it is pure fact that Beyonce is much more talented and has accomplished much more. Don't even get me started on the psycho's horrible attempt to sing(all whispery and weak). She's sexed up just as much as B is so don't just look at B and call her a slut(uh as I recall, Bey never flashed her crotch at paparazzi-talk about skank slut). Comparing these two women is just like comparing Michael Jackson with Elvis(uh, duh-it's clear who's far better). Popularity doesn't mean nothing when it comes to respect and talent. It's so insulting when ppl make these silly, ridiculous comparisons when it's not even a contest. Sometimes I feel they just compare them 'cause their first names both begin with the letter 'B' and bc Brit fans can't handle the fact that Bey has completely taken over and Britney has fallen off. I think the only reason ppl still care for Brit is 'cause she made a comeback prior to having major issues. They're surprised and proud of the talentless psycho. Brit-wit fans, take a breath. Don't die before you get a chance to respond now...& plz don't even get me started on this whole pop star/r&b star bs. Bey is clearly in both categories and Brit just tries to incorporate urban music into hers. She's worked with Pharell Williams, R.Kelly, Missy Elliott, Dark Child...etc.(to make the songs you so dearly love). Need I say more? If hip hop and r&b aren't so popular, how come so many "pop" artists either try to copy it or incorporate it in their music somehow? MJ started off soul and he was THE KING OF POP!!! 50 cent is HUGE around the world and your beloved Eminem got famous off rap so don't give me that biased **** and if you haven't guessed it, yes I'm venting here! Yahoo Answers is the perfect place to do that!* more

Resolved Question: Some funny statements?

Found some jokes online which i find some of them are true, tell me what you think. *These are not mine* More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. That's enough, Nickelback. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. There is a great need for sarcasm font. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. Was learning cursive really necessary? Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night." I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. Bad decisions make good stories If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem.... You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest more

Resolved Question: A Twilight Movie Parody?

Hi, I was wondering if you would comment on the start of my parody. I have the book finished and it has 10 chapters all in. I have set up a blog type thing if you want to read all the book and share with your friends. PLEASE NOTE- I AM NOT BEING OFFENSIVE TO S.MEYER OR THE FANS. I ENJOYED THE BOOKS BUT THIS IS A PAROIDY OF THE MOVIE (IT DIDN'T DO THE BOOK JUSTICE) This is the start of the book- I don’t know why I insisted on bringing the cactus all the way to Spoons but I did. I mean, there is no sun here whatsoever. How would the poor thing thrive? It was the only reminder of back home and even though I had lived in Phoenix since I was four, I never had a tan. Strange, maybe it was so I would fit in if I accidently fell in love with the mystery guy at school and he turned out to be a vampire and all his family were pale marble like creatures. Yes, that was it. I never had a tan because I had to fit in here, I mean how would his parents feel if he brought home an oompa loompa? I thought back to how grateful I was that my great, great, great grandmother had the ‘albino’ gene. The good thing about moving here was, my dad Gordon, didn’t like to hoover. That’s the English word for, vacuum. Yes, I’m smart too. Back home, mom, would always rugby tackle me to the floor if I even dared try to vacuum. She liked the noise the cleaner made. It distracted her from the voices in her head. I was taken from my thoughts when my dad entered the room claiming he had a present for me. I didn’t know why he was trying to act like a father now he hadn’t bothered buying me a present in two whole weeks. “Beauty, come downstairs I have a surprise for you,” he said. My mom named me after her favorite book, ‘Black Beauty.’ She tells everyone when I was born my face reminded her of a horse. That’s not the truth though she named me after her favorite Disney Princess, ‘Belle from Beauty and the Beast’. Mom just liked to joke she could read to her friends. When I reached the drive, a bright orange truck sat where my dad’s hot dog van should have been. Gordon was the local chief of meals on wheels and had been for the last eleven years. He was highly respected round these parts. The first year didn’t go great when he accidentally knocked down an old lady crossing the road but since then he had a clean record and everyone looked up to him.Ok if you liked that you can read the rest of this chapter along with chapter 2 at my blog. If you read them please comment and I will be adding more chapters later on today http://dimlightamovieparody.webs.com/ more

Resolved Question: What do you think of Twilight...or just this?

Hi, I was wondering if you would comment on the start of my parody. I have the book finished and it has 10 chapters all in. I have set up a blog type thing if you want to read all the book and share with your friends. Please note I am not being offensive to S.Meyer or the fans, I liked the book and this is a parody of the movie('cause I didn't like that). This is the start of the book- I don’t know why I insisted on bringing the cactus all the way to Spoons but I did. I mean, there is no sun here whatsoever. How would the poor thing thrive? It was the only reminder of back home and even though I had lived in Phoenix since I was four, I never had a tan. Strange, maybe it was so I would fit in if I accidently fell in love with the mystery guy at school and he turned out to be a vampire and all his family were pale marble like creatures. Yes, that was it. I never had a tan because I had to fit in here, I mean how would his parents feel if he brought home an oompa loompa? I thought back to how grateful I was that my great, great, great grandmother had the ‘albino’ gene. The good thing about moving here was, my dad Gordon, didn’t like to hoover. That’s the English word for, vacuum. Yes, I’m smart too. Back home, mom, would always rugby tackle me to the floor if I even dared try to vacuum. She liked the noise the cleaner made. It distracted her from the voices in her head. I was taken from my thoughts when my dad entered the room claiming he had a present for me. I didn’t know why he was trying to act like a father now he hadn’t bothered buying me a present in two whole weeks. “Beauty, come downstairs I have a surprise for you,” he said. My mom named me after her favorite book, ‘Black Beauty.’ She tells everyone when I was born my face reminded her of a horse. That’s not the truth though she named me after her favorite Disney Princess, ‘Belle from Beauty and the Beast’. Mom just liked to joke she could read to her friends. When I reached the drive, a bright orange truck sat where my dad’s hot dog van should have been. Gordon was the local chief of meals on wheels and had been for the last eleven years. He was highly respected round these parts. The first year didn’t go great when he accidentally knocked down an old lady crossing the road but since then he had a clean record and everyone looked up to him.Ok so that's the start, you want to read some more? The rest of this chapter is on my blog along with chapter 2. If you read it please comment, thanks x http://dimlightamovieparody.webs.com/What you talking about I love Meyer... I said I liked the books it's the movie I din't think did the book justice I already stated that more

Resolved Question: Should I be in this relationship? Advice please?

I need some good advice, please. My new boyfriend (21) and I (20) have been together for three months now, after being friends shortly beforehand. He’s very sweet, we both love hockey- he plays it all the time, travels for it, and I enjoy watching. He always tells me I’m beautiful, always says he loves me. I’m very attracted to him, and I was his first time as well. His family is great, we have fun just sitting around with them doing nothing, and to top everything off, we just bought two dogs together, which live at his house with him and his family. Now here are the problems with this relationship: I adore tattoos and have a bunch, but he hates them with a passion, thinks they’re trashy, including mine, but says he loves me so can look past them. Still, he persistently makes anti-tattoo cracks here and there, knowing it offends me. I eat everything you put in front of me, he (HONESTLY, it’s unreal) will not eat anything other than pizza, Reese’s pieces, fast food, and fried chicken! Nothing else! I can’t have him over for dinner with my family or cook for him because he won’t touch it =( The biggest issue, above all, is that he doesn’t like to do anything other than hockey and watch TV or movies. I understand that that’s really all he’s ever done before I came along, and we don’t have the $ to constantly be going out, but it would be nice to go out once in a while, even just for a romantic drive, or just to hike, walk the dogs, whatever… I’ve always wanted to see the world, travel for fun when I have the time and $, but he needs a reason to go places, he doesn’t like driving aimlessly for leisure… Now here’s where things get complicated, and yes, I know this is my fault. A month before my new boyfriend and I got together, my ex and I (who were on and off for 4 years) broke up. I think I was so angry at our break-up that I refused to listen to the “take it easy” advice and rushed into finding someone else. I don’t know why I’m in such a hurry to settle down but I wanted to move on and find something “better” with someone else. My ex and I both ride street bikes and always went on rides together during summer. We were both spontaneous and loved hitting the road with no specific destination in mind. In winter, we went quading and walked our dogs, or went out to eat or see a movie when we were bored. But we made the mistake of moving in together and weren’t ready for it, and things got bad quick, we broke up- it was ugly. Basically, to make a long story short, we were too alike for our own good. We still care a lot about one another, and recently apologized for everything but agreed that we need to move on and grow up before we can commit to anyone, in a serious way. Now I’m having an emotional, stressful week and I feel like I’ve started to compare my new boyfriend to my ex, and I feel like he’s not right for me, but I don’t want to make any rational decisions based on emotion. Plus we have these dogs together, and I’m afraid something will happen now, like we get pregnant, and I don’t know if he’s the one. I mean, we haven’t been together for long at all. What should I do? Now we have the dogs together and I truly do have feelings for him, I'm just confused, as well. I know this is a lot, and it’s confusing and complicated, but please help me out and offer your feelings on the matter, I really need it and I don't want to make any stupid decisions. Thanks. more

Voting Question: Why does the city wait until the worst time to work on the sidewalk?

It has been 7-9 years since the last time the city has worked on the sidewalk in front of our house the last time they never completed and left the sidwalk with a grass patch and no concrete for 10 feet. Very dangerous but kind of interesting because it didnt allow weirdos and bums to walk in front of your house begging for something. 9:30 I am on vacation and BOOM the whole ground shakes nearly giving me a heart attack and I jump out of bed like scrooge on the movie when the third ghost arrives to see they are blocking all of our garbage cans from being scooped...YES garbage comes today and they are screaming at each other like they just found gold. Im just confused as to why they don't give people notice in writing just to say hey look as#hole you might hear some noise or be blocked in your drive. The last time they pulled this stunt they were tearing down everyones back fence and digging for days barely putting the fence to its original state. I mean i understand they need to fix things but is it really necessary with this rambo style approach. They should be focused on the roads in town and not 40 year old sidewalks with a two inch raise. The roads in this town ruin peoples cars, but on the wealthy side of town they do not have to worry about that. Politics as usual in Louisiana I guess. more

Resolved Question: If This Was Going To Be A Future Guitar Hero... Would You Buy It?

Don't Respond With "That's Good How You Like Mine" or "Well I Don't Think Guitar Hero Comp. Would Ever Do That" Give a Yes or No and Your Opinion Why GUITAR HERO OZZY OSBOURNE About: The First Guitar Hero Where You Have Not One but Two Careers... Twice As Many Songs... And Twice As Many Characters To Choose From... You Start Off With Ozzy In His Black Sabbath Years... Then The Career Ends and You Unlock A Second Career... Ozzy Solo Career... Instruments: Guitar, Microphone, Drums, Bass Guitar (As Usual) Characters: Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Bill Ward (Black Sabbath Years Unlockables) - Randy Rhoads, Jake E. Lee, Rob Nicholson, Mike Bordin (Solo Years Unlockables) - Zakk Wylde, Steve Vai, Slash [He Did A Few Live Performances With Ozzy] Ronnie James Dio [Was The Next Great Singer of Black Sabath] (Bonus Characters) and The Usual Guitar Hero Characters List of All Ozzy/Black Sabbath Songs: --------------------------------------… Opening Act: (Black Sabbath) (Easy Carrer) Black Sabbath --------------------------------- 1970 (Black Sabbath) The Wizard Behind The Wall of Sleep N.I.B --------------------------------- 1970 (Paranoid) War Pigs Paranoid Iron Man --------------------------------- 1971 (Master of Reality) Sweet Leaf Children of the Grave Into the Void --------------------------------- 1972 (Vol. 4) FX Supernaut Snowblind --------------------------------- 1973 (Sabbath Bloody Sabbath) Sabbath Bloody Sabbath A National Acrobat Fluff --------------------------------- 1975 (Sabotage) Hole in the Sky Megalomania I’m Going Insane --------------------------------- 1976 (Technical Ecstasy) Back Street Kids Rock N’ Roll Doctor Dirty Women --------------------------------- 1978 (Never Say Die) Never Say Die Shock Wave Air Dance --------------------------------- Final Song… Or Is It Rainbow in the Dark by Dio --------------------------------- New Carrere Opening Act: (Ozzy Osbourne) (Expert Carrere) I Don’t Know Steal Away (The Night) --------------------------------- 1980 (Blizzard of Ozz) Suicide Solution Mr. Crowley No Bone Movies Crazy Train --------------------------------- 1981 (Diary of a Madman) Flying High Again You Can’t Kill Rock N’ Roll Diary of a Madman --------------------------------- 1983 (Bark At The Moon) Centre of Eternity Rock N’ Roll Rebel Bark At The Moon --------------------------------- 1986 (The Ultimate Sin) The Ultimate Sin Killer of Giants Shot In The Dark --------------------------------- 1988 (No Rest for the Wicked) Crazy Babies Fool No More Miracle Man --------------------------------- 1991 (No More Tears) (All Ozzy) Mr. Tinkertrain I Don’t Want To Change The World Mama I’m Coming Home No More Tears Hellraiser Road to Nowhere Don’t Blame Me --------------------------------- 1995 (Ozzmosis) Perry Mason Old L.A. Tonight Back On Earth --------------------------------- 2001 (Down to Earth) Gets Me Through Dreamer Facing Hell --------------------------------- 2005 (Under Cover) (Ozzy Cover Songs) (Beat To Unlock Original) Rocky Mountain Way In My Life Mississippi Queen 21st Century Schizoid Man Sympathy for The Devil --------------------------------- 2007 (Black Rain) Not Going Away I Don’t Wanna Stop Countdowns Begun/Trap Door Nightmare --------------------------------- The Final Song (For Real) We’re Stars by Hear N’ Aid ft Ronnie James Dio more

Resolved Question: What is the name of this song?

y see, if you have one, or a chance to In order to seize everything you ever thought for a while You grab it, or let slip? Yes, Zweterige hands, knees weak, arms heavy There is vomit on his sweater already, Mom noodles His temper, but on the surface to remain calm and ready to To drop bombs, but he has forgotten Wrote, and all the people so hard He opened his mouth and said that the words are not out of This is a case of choking, is now flirting 24-hour run, as time passed, bloah! Back to reality, oh, think of gravity Oh, go after a hare, he choked up It may even insanity, but would not give up Standard not -- He would not be, he knows all the ropes again in the It does not matter, they will stay away from drugs He knows that, but it broke That is, he knows that a recession When he returned to his cell phone, and when Returned to the laboratory ü All of this rhapsody His best to seize this moment, I hope he does not pass the x2 (You better lose yourself in the music, the current I did, you would not get better in the past You can not see one, do not miss the opportunity to crack down on no This is an opportunity of a lifetime ü) This spirit is the escape through the hole is a sin The world is my wish Let me king, we are moving in one direction, a new world order A normal life too boring, but the star of a document review body after death But its growth is difficult, and his colleagues are warming It is a time for us all these hoes is all he Coast to coast show, he also knows that tourists Lonely road, and only God knows He grew up away from home, he has no father He will return to his home, his daughter does not even know But, keep your nose to the cold water here, the reasons for How does he not open, he is a product of the Cold War Move to the next one which flows Schmoe His nose and the sale of beach pigeon Even the soap, he and implement But I think this is an old custom, but in order to win, and then Great large part of the Cathedral Cathedral x2 (You better lose yourself in the music, the current I did, you would not get better in the past You can not see one, do not miss the opportunity to crack down on no This is an opportunity of a lifetime ü) There are more games, I was a call to change your anger This tearing of the motherfucking roof off like two dogs in a cage I was playing the beginning, everything changed mood According to chew and spit out the evil from the stage However, I have been among the Nazim and stepwritin Arms Some people think that a better lip All the pain inside amplified by In fact, I get it with my colleagues, 9 5, can I find the right kind of life, my family does not Business people, those damn food stamps do not buy cloths not And it is not the movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life These difficult times, and thus more difficult to Try to feed and water my seed, in addition to Teeter tottering between a father and catching an opera singer, the first one Mama Drama and screaming children and There is much I want to To stay in one place, the monotony of the day Allow me this, I would like turtles I had to develop a plot or go to jail or shot to death Success is my only motherfucking option, failure is not Mamma, I love you, but the trailer to go I get a lot of old not in Salem So I am here I will shoot. Supplied by the failure could lead to a unique opportunity for me, I x2 (You better lose yourself in the music, the current I did, you would not get better in the past You can not see one, do not miss the opportunity to crack down on no This is an opportunity of a lifetime ü) You can not do to your thinking, to the people more

Resolved Question: How do you teach someone how to french kiss?

.:.+.:.FULL STORY.:.+.:. 3 Days ago I met a bunny from my school who turns out that she is madly in love with me. But 1 week ago she went out with a dick from school who didn`t do anything a good boyfriend would do.They didn`t even kiss. He didn`t took her on dates or anything they just hanged out at school every time SHE visited him. And in the end HE dumbed her for some shi**y reason. The poor girl craid for a hole week on her BFF. The moment she stopped being super sad is the moment that she realized that she is in love with me. Her BFF started a roomer that she likes me. Offcourse the roomer would eventually come to me as it did. Then her BFF and a raper girl came to me and asked me what I think about *Stefi* Ididn'tt know who she yet ,but they showed me who she is. I answered that she looks like a very cool and fun girl. Then they asked me if we would go out. I answered that Iusuallyy go out with 16 year olds and said no. But Later after school me, her, my laccy, and some more bunnyes from school walked togheter to the metro. actuallyly gave her a chance and tried to flirt and stuff. BUT it was very hard to do that because my idiotic laccy allways was in the way that fu**er screwed up everything. On the next day I asked her after school on a date *with out anyone else with us*. I took her to McDonalds my favorite place and I asked her a lot of stuff. Turns out that she and I share a lot incomen. After that I took her to my house. We drank a little vodka to let her feal a little more loose. We took pictures of eachother and watched 2 movies. First a super funny one - Pick Of Destiny ,then a not so scary movie House Of Wax. I was gonna make my move on the second movie ,but when she got scared. But the movie was not scary. It was getting late she was too scared to travel all the way to the end of town on her own. So I came a long with her. She even showed me where she lives exactly. She said that she can sneak out with her dog so we can say goodbye and told me to wait. After about 10 minutes she said that she was dead...Her mother is takking her computer and she will transfer to another school ,because she allways came home late. After she said that we were on our way to the metro. And sudennly her mother showes up out of nowwhere. I tried to hide ,but she saw me. I propurly introduced myself as a friend to stefi. But she was epin mad ,she was going to call the police soon. She practicly told me to hit the road. As I did. *Her mother ruined our first kiss* On the next day (Yesterday) I asked her what habened last night. She told me that her mom was talking to one of her dads about me. The dad said something like: Know shes even leading boyfriends in here and bla bla. Her mother said that I look like a nice boy. Then Her mom came and talked with Stefi. She said that I was drunk =D OMS me drunk??? Then me and Stefi went in a park to chat about it. After that we went to her house again ,but this time there was no one home. We went out in her neighborhood. She took me to some pypes..lol. Since it was pretty romantic we snuggled and looked at the...clouds *No Stars In The City* I was just about to kiss her ,but started talking about a girl thats never kissed and that I think its cute that a girl her age has not kissed yet. Next minute she confessed that she has never french kissed. That complete made me stop my moves. On the way to my metro stop we talked about it and stuff. After 1 hout traveling I ran into her BFF and her 1st BFF Kala and Arti (Kalina & Martina). They invited me to a pillow fight infront of The National Teather. I said yes because this was my chance to get close to stefi`s BFF. I met some dudes there and I even called a friend of mine to come too. About 40% of the time we spent togheter talking about stefi. She said that shes pretty shy and if I brake up with her in the next 4 mounths she will personnaly execute me....lol. we bought & drank some pretty nice wyne. And had a good time. After everyone went home me and the budd I called over head home walking & talking. He even invited me to see a Theater and an Opera. With all of this habening I needed something to calm me down so i agreed. .:.+.:.THE QUESTIONS.:.+.:. Should I keep going out with Stefi? Do I deserve her or does she deserve me? What would you do in my place? How can I win the trust of her mother? How Do I teach her how to french kiss? Do you think I made a mistake in these 3 days? Please help me out people... more

Resolved Question: What should I think, Could he be cheating on me?

This is really long, But I need someone to truly here me out. And I'm not posting this for mean or rude comments so please don't send any. Much appreciated. :) Alright, here's the situation... I go to school with my boyfriend (which i'm also 5 months pregnant with his kid) But anyways, we stay by each others side throughout the school day, other then our classes being different. Anyways we both ride the bus (we used to ride the same bus but he was moved to a different bus due to him not getting along with the bus driver) But at the end of the day, and the beginning of the day is when we see each other most. Well he's usually at the bus ramp before I am, so I usually go up to him. I did yesterday, and tried hugging on him (he was talking to two other girls when I got there) and he was acting very distant, like he didn't want me on him. So yeah I was kind of upset my guy friend (lets call him.. Steve ) :) walked by and told me hey. He started to walk on and my boyfriend turned around and hit him and said "Oh you can't talk to me" Steve said no and went about his business. My boyfriend got all mad and said "That's fine, he'll get it tommorow" Then turned around and was like better yet.. and went to walk off like he was going to fight Steve. Well, I pulled him by the shirt because I've known Steve ever since I was little and I told him, that he has more important things to worry about. Well he rolled his eyes at me, and decided to have a little thugish attitude like he always does, So I simply just told him, that's fine i'm going to my bus. (Usually when I walk off from him he comes after me and tells me hes sorry or whatever, but this time apparently he had better things to do) So I got on the bus and started talking to my cousin about it and I eventually got over it. But this is where its gets really just plain stupid, Our bus still goes by his house even though he's not riding anymore. Well I noticed he was home already because the door was wide open. But I always noticed two bikes (yes bicycles, he hasn't tried getting his liscense yet, I know it corny, but we have a small town and that's how the teens in our town get around) Well that's mostly how he gets around and when his moms not home he'll go off somewhere in town... (Movies, Bowling Alley, Park, Wal-Mart) No, not much to do here. But anyways... He has ONE bike. And I kept thinking to myself, wonder where that other bike came from, who's could it be. I went home and my cousin asked if I'd like going uptown with her and her mom to get her sisters hair cut so I said yeah sure. (This was a couple of hours later) Anyways I pier out the window and guess what I see a boy that looked EXACTLY like my boyfriend riding on a bike down his road, and a girl riding another bike behind him. I was completly upset, and decided to make sure it was him after the hair cut. So I asked my cousins mom if she'd take me by his house (By that time it would be seven, the time his mom gets home if there was a girl around im pretty sure he would of gotten rid of her by then) Well we road by his house to see if there was only one bike or two, and there happen to be one there. Come today when I got to school he wasn't there. He never misses school I dont think he's missed a day this year. I texted his mom this morning and asked if he was coming and never had a reply. I don't know what to think. Maybe I'm just over reacting since my hormones are through the roof because of my pregnancy, or maybe it was him. I just don't know. I've been with him 3 years now, and within those 3 years that I know of he hasn't ever cheated on me. So advice? What should I do, straight accuse him.. or ask him questions? more

Resolved Question: Could you be a genuine redneck?

Redneck Etiquette - DRIVING ETIQUETTE Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving. Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession. PERSONAL HYGIENE Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method. DINING OUT Remember to leave a generous tip for good service. After all, their mobile home costs just as much as yours. Redneck Etiquette - ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table . . . no matter how good his manners are. If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to leave them alone for a few minutes. DATING (Outside the Family) Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. Be aggressive. Let her know you are interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the men's bathroom wall two years a go." If a girl's name does not appear regularly on a bathroom wall, water tower, or an overpass, odds are good that the date will end in frustration. THEATER ETIQUETTE Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you. WEDDINGS Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift. Its is not okay for the groom to bring a date to a wedding. When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is. A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but also aproven fly deterrent. For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance. Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion. TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone else's car. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially if other people are around. Always provide an alibi to the police for family members. Ya'll Come Back Now, Ya hear? more

Resolved Question: fun surveyyyy!!!!!!!!!!?

i hope its fun ahahaha. well i included my answers in the questions so just delete my answers and put in your own. 1.) What is your favorite show? Degrassi 2.) are you single? Nope. taken by celeste shaw :) 3.) would you rather have one close friend or tons of friends? tons of freidns. 4.) whats your fav movie? too many to choose. 5.) are you a virgin? Yes. 6. do you smoke? yes, 5 cigs a day, trying to quit. 7.) do you smoke weed? No 8.) who is the last person you said "i hate you" too? dont remeber, 9.) who was the last person you said " i love you" too? Celeste :) 10.) whats your fav resteraunt? Texas road house 11.) fast food? subway. more

Resolved Question: I had a dream of zombie apocalypse?

First it all started out at my house and my dad was feeling uneasy about the news about the zombie outbreak on the news, I told him that we should destroy the stairs and take refuge in our second floor home for safety, (I got that idea from this zombie survival guide I read a way while back in 7th grade) he said that would work but I think he ignored me because so much was on his mind. Next in the next part of my dream I saw my parents with a bunch of people leaving in RV that was pulling a Denali. I was still in the house when the were leaving and by the looks of it they seemed like they were in a hurry so I ran got outside and got to the car just in time. For some odd reason me and my mom were in the Denali and not in the RV witch is supposedly safer than than the Denali (I figured in the dream that RV was full so there wasnt enough room." Well we were driving and then we came to a complete stop out of nowhere and so i went outside to see what was going on, when I got outside I herd people screaming in the background and a slight moaning, my dad on the top of the RV asked if I had my gun, I said yes but When I looked at it more closely I noticed it was a BB gun mini ozzy, so i asked my dad for a real gun and he told me to throw it up the BB gun to him, so I did the first time but the first throw was to short, the second throw was to short again, the thrird time I threw it i threw it about like 500 feet away from the RV, I sorta felt mixed emotions like shocked, in a panic, and scared with what was going on in a distance. I was beginning to get sorta dark and it felt kind of chilly and could hear this sound of moaning and screaming and this very strange tearing and squishy sound was getting closer and loader. Some ways ahead of us to the left of the road road I saw a bunch of kids run out of a corn field to our left screaming in terror and running as fast as they possibly could go, once they got to the middle of the road they got tackled by a couple of zombies and were being eating alive right before my very eyes, they were screaming bloody murder and I could see there organs being torn from there body and being eaten it was terrible. I was extremely terrified and heard some zombies coming from my left in the corn field my dad noticed it to and chucked me down a pistol and told me quickly that I would have to kill them because my mom was vulnerable in the Denali and myself was vulnerable outside. It immediately got dark and i needed a flashlight to see the zombies so i could defend myself from not being eaten alive, so my dad told me there was one to the back to the left of the RV once i got there the zombies that were coming after me in the corn field caught up to me and began to eat me alive. The feeling is indescribable, I felt no pain, but i could feel my body parts being tugged and ripped off. While I was being eaten I was screaming "Jesus forgive me sins! Please!" as loud as i possibly could because i knew i was going to die. What do you think this means? PS i don't watch zombie movies or play any zombie games. more

Voting Question: weird dream. help please?

I started out with me and my friend jon going on the thule trail which is srt of like the oregon trail but your on your way to see a band. however I began as a barbarian named korgoth,and he was some black blacksmithing lady. I had a huge axe and he had a huge sword. and this wasnt a game, we literally became the people we chose. we also had a driver we never looked at nor talked to. later on down the road we were attacked by barbarians and had to rout them. we then found out wed only traveled liek 20 feet from my house. but then the road trip was on. we each got pets, I picked up some weird magical ferret on the side of the road and he got some kind of rare pukeing owl that was only about hand sized. it ended up be coming kind of like the rat race movie b ut me and ym friend were oblivious to the face that we were in it, and we stopped at some kind of peace meeting (we had tuned into silent bob and wayne from waynes world by this point. me being wayne. it turned out some foreigner from the middle east's speech ahd gone wrong and he was going to kill himself via electric fense. luckily my friend jon/silent bob had somehow come a cross a device that sucked the electricity out of anything and everythign so he drained the electrical fense which was good cause the guy had to climb back over it or fall off a cliff. so he didnt kill himself afterall. the president came up to him offered him a mug of water and walked him trhough the audience saying like "You understand english yes? you want make war? be our enemy? but we only want peace. you no want peace?" and the guy didnt understand english so e veryone though hed declared war and cheered on the president for taking him captive and starting some war. me and my friend went back to the car and kept driving, as soon as we started we got passed by 2 people in the rat race we had no idea about and kept driving. we were in third. in first was a fatguy followed by an insane lunch lady. then I woke up. now its strange that my dream had movie characters and rat race in it, I think, because I ha vent watched a movie in years and years, infact I dont even really watch TV aside from m*a*s*h. infact anything that did refference in my dreamw as atleast 3 years since watched. so, any insight? more

Voting Question: what does my dream mean?

if youve read my questions before you'll know Im infamous for my weird dreams. I can never even come close to understanding them. here was what I woke up from today, what do you think it means? I started out with me and my friend jon going on the thule trail which is srt of like the oregon trail but your on your way to see a band. however I began as a barbarian named korgoth,and he was some black blacksmithing lady. I had a huge axe and he had a huge sword. and this wasnt a game, we literally became the people we chose. we also had a driver we never looked at nor talked to. later on down the road we were attacked by barbarians and had to rout them. we then found out wed only traveled liek 20 feet from my house. but then the road trip was on. we each got pets, I picked up some weird magical ferret on the side of the road and he got some kind of rare pukeing owl that was only about hand sized. it ended up be coming kind of like the rat race movie b ut me and ym friend were oblivious to the face that we were in it, and we stopped at some kind of peace meeting (we had tuned into silent bob and wayne from waynes world by this point. me being wayne. it turned out some foreigner from the middle east's speech ahd gone wrong and he was going to kill himself via electric fense. luckily my friend jon/silent bob had somehow come a cross a device that sucked the electricity out of anything and everythign so he drained the electrical fense which was good cause the guy had to climb back over it or fall off a cliff. so he didnt kill himself afterall. the president came up to him offered him a mug of water and walked him trhough the audience saying like "You understand english yes? you want make war? be our enemy? but we only want peace. you no want peace?" and the guy didnt understand english so e veryone though hed declared war and cheered on the president for taking him captive and starting some war. me and my friend went back to the car and kept driving, as soon as we started we got passed by 2 people in the rat race we had no idea about and kept driving. we were in third. in first was a fatguy followed by an insane lunch lady. then I woke up. now its strange that my dream had movie characters and rat race in it, I think, because I ha vent watched a movie in years and years, infact I dont even really watch TV aside from m*a*s*h. infact anything that did refference in my dreamw as atleast 3 years since watched. so, any insight? more

Voting Question: Who out there still LOVE Titanic till now?

Question 1) Who out there still LOVE Titanic till now? ME! ahahah! ME! I still love Titanic even thought it's my first time watching it around 3 or 4 months ago. I mean it's just soooo touching! :D I cried alot. I didn't want to watch Titanic from when i first heard about it cause i know i'll just cry till i can't stop since i heard that the story was veryvery sad and touching. I started watching when my sister was playing it on tv. I called her to stop the movie[cause i know that i'll know that i'll follow her and watch that movie then cry my heart out] but then she didn't listen. After awhile, i got so caught into it that i, myself didn't want to stop the movie at that time already. I just love that movie so much. And so, that's how i watched Titanic for the first time in my life around 3 or 4 months ago. :D Question 2) Why? Why do you like Titanic? Well, for me, i don't know. I just love Leo and Kate together. They together make the greatest chemistry you could ever imagine. The plot and their acting is just marvellous! Question 3) Do you want Leo and Kate to be together? ahahha! Yeahh, i know that Kate's married. BUT we still can dream right? hehehe. Yes, it's me! I want them to be together. They're just too perfect! Question 4) Did you watch Revolutionary road? I havent watch it yet. I think it's nice. No matter how horrible it is, i still think it's nice since they're starring in that movie. Leo and Kate are the best! Please no anti-titanic or anti-leokate fans. :D:D I would appreciate it if no one here writes bad things about it. more

Resolved Question: Which Laptop should i get?

My original thoughts were something like Dual Core 2.1 Ghz or faster Front Side Bus: 1066 MHz L2 Cache: 6MB Video Card: 256 MB Nvidia or better Harddrive: 250 gig or better Ram: 2Gb or higher Screen Size Smaller than 15.4 Right now I am kind of between lenovo, macbook (who pretty much everyone I know is recommending), and Dell However I am starting to think that it might be overkill with my requirements below. I have been looking forever, any insight would be great. I don't have a set limit, but I would like it to be as cheap as possible. 1) What size notebook would you prefer? 13-15.4 2) What tasks will you be performing with the notebook? Pretty much just web browsing, music, movies, skype, etc 3) Will you be taking the notebook with you to different places or leaving it on your desk? I will be taking my laptop to classes, so battery is important to me. I am also on the soccer team, and will be on the road a decent amount, so I will be traveling quite a bit with it. 4) Will you be playing games on it; if so, which games? Not too many, but wouldn't mind having the option for something like call of duty. This is not as important as watching movies and battery. 5) How many hours of battery life do you need? As much battery as possible. 6) Do you mind buying online without seeing the notebook in person? No 7) What OS do you prefer? Windows (XP or Vista), Mac OS, Linux, etc. Flexible (if linux I prefer ubuntu) 8) From the choices below, what screen resolutions would you prefer? I like better resolutions, and I expect to use the laptops for movies often. 9) Do you want a glossy/reflective screen or a matte/non-glossy screen? Flexible 10) Are the notebook's looks and stylishness important to you? Yes 11) When are you buying this laptop and how long do you want this laptop to last? ASAP, and at least 3 years 12) Do you need an optical drive? If yes, a CDRW/DVD-ROM, DVD Burner or Blu-Ray drive? Dvd burner minimum, blue ray would be nice but not necessary. more

Resolved Question: Survey just for fun ???????

01 Write the first thing that comes to mind. 01 Hello: 02 Love: 03 Cow: 04 Peace: 05 Sky: 06 Mr. Big: 07 Horror: 09 S: 10 I H O P NESS: 02 Answer with only one word. 01 You are a(n) : 02 You drink : 03 Your first kiss : 04 Where are you : 05 You like : 06 Hate is : 07 Love is : 08 You dream of : 09 You can’t spell : 10 Your favourite colour is : 03 Answer either yes or no. No “maybes” allowed. 01 You like a boy/girl : 02 You would kiss someone for $10 : 03 You’re addicted to facebook : 04 You’re addicted to notes : 05 Pink looks nice on guys : 06 You can’t keep a secret : 07 Do you have any siblings : 08 You know what an asterisk is : 09 You dye your hair : 10 You waste time writing the alphabet : 04 Name the first colour the statement makes you think of. 01 He loves me, he loves me not : 02 President of the United States of America : 03 Melting, melltinngg, melllltiiinnnnnggggg! : 04 Elmo watches you when you’re sleeping : 05 Rainbows start with… Lipstick ? : 06 Facebook, Twitter, or MySpace : 07 We’re all gunna die, we’re all gonna die! : 08 Mix every colour of the rainbow, what do you get : 09 The sky is falling, the sky is falling ! 10 We’ve got no troubles, life is the bubbles, under the sea : 05 Write the first thing each colour makes you think of. 01 Red : 02 Green : 03 Teal : 04 Maroon : 05 Silver : 06 Brown : 07 White : 08 Peachy : 09 Yellow : 10 Purple : 06 What happens next? 01 Mr. Good, meet Mr. Bad : 02 The chicken and the cow cross the road : 03 Your mom asks you to “tackle” your room : 04 Fake left, break right : 05 Tommy jumps from his roof and lands : 06 “Honey, we’re moving to Mars.” : 07 Paper cut. No big deal, right ? : 08 A friend gave your little brother an energy drink : 09 Your date gives you roses, but you’re allergic : 10 You’re on a trampoline, its to infinity, and beyond! : 07 The final countdown. 10 People : - - - - - - - - - - 09 Colours - - - - - - - - - 08 Songs - - - - - - - - 07 Wants - - - - - - - 06 Fears - - - - - - 05 Truths - - - - - 04 Lies - - - - 03 Items - - - 02 Movies - - 01 Love - The Endhaha just do wtever u can answer more

Resolved Question: Will he miss me and want me back if I ignore him? Guys and women HELP ME PLEASE!?

6 months ago, and 2 states away, we talked on the phone EVERY night for hours telling each other that we missed the other, him calling over 30 times a day to tell me what was going on with him and etc. Three months ago, he took off of work, rented a car, left at 5:30am, paid for the major things like the rental, the hotel, then the suite in Florida, the gas, the dining and drove 8 hours to Louisiana to come and get me, drove further and stopped in his hometown in Florida to go ahead and take a two day vacation there with me, and hopped back on the road to Atlanta, because I was moving there so we could finally be together. And he’s said that that was one of the things he regrets he did. Those words hurt so much. He said it has set him back financially. That that’s money he doesn’t have now. Four weeks ago, my ex which is 22 started distancing himself from me- no call, no show. A week ago, he “officially” broke up with me. If it makes a difference. I messed up and did the typical thing a girl does when she gets dumped by the man she loves. Persistence. And I’m nervous that that may have made any chance even slimmer. To make a long story short, it’s been a week since we officially broke up and Saturday was the last time I tried to contact him. I know it’s only Monday, but the days are long and the nights seem even longer. I wonder all day, if he’s thinking about me, or what he could be doing that he won’t call me. I see similar questions on here about will your ex miss you if you don’t contact him. But not only did he want to break up, he didn’t even want to be friends. Even after we officially broke up, I carpooled with him to school last Thursday, and when he picked me up after my classes, he didn’t say a word to me. I told him about what happened in class, and asked why he wouldn’t say anything. He said he didn’t want to say anything and it backfires on him. That it was better to not talk at all. Which brought him to saying he didn’t understand how you could be friends with a girl you used to be with. He wasn’t used to that. One person hates the other. We had sex just about every time he saw me. And that he couldn’t answer my calls or call me if he was seeing someone else at that moment. That it wouldn’t work. I asked him “so basically you don’t want to have anything to do with me” and he nodded slowly and managed to say “yeah”. Of course those words were like knives to my heart. I couldn’t process them. How could the man who was just all over me, guarding me from other men, turn so cold and want to act like I didn’t exist in his life or never did. Usually when we were together he would always ask me if I was going to smoke with him when he got off work, but I would say no. And sit outside on my steps with him anyway. But that day, out of curiosity I asked if we could blow together, and he was like I don’t think so. He said that he only smokes with his friends, and we definitely couldn’t be friends. When he dropped me off at my car, I asked for a hug and he barely touched me. When I stepped down, I asked him if he would come over and we could chill “as friends” he said “We’ll see” (that’s his new answer to everything I ask- and it’s turned out to mean “no”). I told him to just tell me yes or no and he said no, that “now isn’t a good time, maybe next week”. But because I have come to find out he lied to me about many things, I couldn’t take that to heart when I wanted to. He’s said many things the past few weeks that hurt, but he did say he loved me somewhere in the midst when he apologized for treating me the way he did. I’m confused and slowly sinking into a deep hole of depression. I don’t eat anything. Everything reminds me of him. Sometimes no matter where I am, I just burst out in tears and cry not caring who sees me. I don’t sleep in my bed, because he used to lie there next to me. I still have his work shirt and his socks and his movies in my drawer, and a picture frame with four pictures of us from when we had first hooked up in Pensacola beach at the end of May. I know he still has my poem and my thong, my cards, my lock and key necklace and everything else I gave him over time. I wonder if he sees them or ever picks it up to read and think of me. I don’t have any friends here. I’m new. I basically moved to start my life over with him, and now he’s left me high and dry after three or four months. My question here is do you think that with much needed time of no contact from my end, he will come around? Do you think he will realize what he did? That I was nothing, but a loyal, faithful girlfriend. I feel alone and betrayed, but my heart still craves him. In my gut, I feel like he didn’t mean it, like he misses me too, like he just didn’t know how else to handle whatever his situation was, but to walk away. I still have that hope that he’ll call me one day and ask to meet up and say he wants to try again… more

Voting Question: What does my dream mean?

i had a very strange dream last night and it involved lots of things the book of revalations talks about in the bible. it involved a conqueror whom everyone believed to be the messiah and everyone was worshipping him. even my parents and most of my friends. i knew he wasn't the messiah though because he was telling everyone else to renounce God. everyone believed what he said and christians were being persecuted and killed. this dream made hardly any sense to me. i was in a mess hall all of a sudden, and all my friends from school were there and everyone was all happy and stuff. but something wasn't right to me. the parents that were there were very different. and somehow i knew something bad was going to happen. my friend mason came up to me and said thats not my mom. and thats not your dad. and i said what are you talking about and he said "their souls are gone. its not them inside their bodies." and this was making no sense to me whatso ever. and then this thing came in and it had ten heads. and nobody paid any attention to it. i was hysterical in my dream. its like i was the only one who was human. everyone was worshipping this, this beast. and there was nobody who didn't. all of a sudden i was in the parking lot and i was running. it was gravel and it looked like thats all there was around me was just miles and miles of gravel. i was running from something. i don't know what it was from but i knew i had to get away quick. it was blazing hot outside. i was on the verge of complete exhaustion. i saw two men running behind me. i was so scared i kept running and then i fell onto the sizzling hot gravel. they grabbed me jerked me up by my neck and said "RENOUNCE HIM". i couldn't speak i was in so much fear and i was choking because they had me by my neck up off the ground. they threw me down onto the gravel and the side of my face was drenched in blood. it was like i could actually feel the pain. warm tears ran down stinging the bloody side of my face. the man who grabbed me kneeled down and laughed. he was laughing. he said to me "your God has left you to Die." i didn't say anything back. he bashed my head into the gravel and said RENOUNCE HIM or you will die. i was shaking, i could smell the gravel being shoved in my face. after i layed there for awhile, my face still burried in the gravel with his hand still on my neck holding the side of my face down, i said in a stuttery voice, "do you really think your in control? Because your not..... God is.... And he would never leave me to die I am on of his creations. another tear ran down my cheek. He said if you love your God so much WILL YOU DIE FOR HIM. i hesitated for a bit, tears running down my face, i gathered up the courage to say......yes...i will. and the man was infuriated. he picked me up by the back of my neck and threw me down again. i saw flames arise from all around like the world was going to explode that very minute. he pulled out a gun and shot me in the throat. i died. but i woke up at my favorite church camp, falls creek. (if you have never been there, its like heaven on earth.) but anyways back to my dream. the weather was PERFECT. except there were no buildings or people or anything no roads or cars it was like mankind never existed. i was in no pain. it was the evening and the sun was beginning to set. it was like something from a movie. i was sitting on a dock watching the sun set. there were what it looked to be ancient greek ruins around me. everything looked like a painting. all shades of brown. my hair was long curly and a dark brown color. the sky was a lighter shade of brown. i was wearing a white dress and i had brown angel wings. a wind picked up and i looked off into the sky where the sun was and there was a bright light shining down on me. rays of light came down and picked me up and wrapped me in light. i went into the bright light and thats when i woke up. more

Resolved Question: would you read this story?

im writing a story just an idea now and i need to know is it good and would you read it heres an exaple of the writing by the way im 14 The war of earth By Austin Caisse Prologue “Shit incoming” said a guy behind Maxes shoulder as a 105 howitzer shell hit the APC to the left of Max. “Damn it I thought that Alpha took out all the artillery batteries come on were the hell is Alpha!” yelled out Max in a fit of rage “Max command is on the line” said Jack while giving Max the radio. “Yeah this is Max” panted out Max “Max your group is to advance upon the city we need the city we need the outer perimeter locked in for the assault group” explained command “damn ok how long do we have till the Assault arrives” asked Max “you have around 2 hours to secure the south and southwest roads the lead into the city we cant let Hedro Escape the city this time.” Said command “agreed” said Max. Max notice that Jack was looking at Max weird. Turns out the command operator is a women name Jen and every time Max talks to her Jack seems to notice that Max sounds like he is talking to his wife or girl friend. Max seemed right guy for Jen Max is a six foot five guy that is fully athletic and Jen love a guy with short black hair. “What the hell is your problem Jack” said Max with his hidden eyes Max never took of his helmet that much even when he did he had sunglasses that hid his eyes no one know what his eyes looked like. “Nothing you just seem to like Jen that’s all” answered Jack in a huddled voice. He couldn’t really tell if Max is pissed of he always sounded calm even when he is under fire. “Well keep your panties on we need to move to control point foxtrot” Max directing it to Jack “Jack I need you to gather the group try and get Tidras and John on the northern path see if you can get the M249’s working again we need to try and get the southern city path controlled then well move to the south west were Yield and Cronker will be situated at the time ok you got all that” asked Max “yes sir” Answered Jack “command this is Max the other squadrons to our platoon haven’t reported in yet where the hell are they?” asked Max in a angry tone “hold on Max Urens squad is moving to the Cities north west path and northern path and Monies squad is suppressed by fire at the west path they cant get through and asking for a AC-130 help” replied command “alright we are movie now to take the southern and south west path” said Max “roger that Bravo keep us posted” said command “damn it Jack get over here” yelled Max “yeah?” asked Jack walking after sprinting next to Max “second lieutenant I need your aid we have a squad under fire by the damn artillery batteries that so called Alpha took out” Said Max in a concerned voice to Jack. Jack notice that Max was not really nervous but he was looking down probably concerned about something. “hey Max permission to speak” asked Jack in salute “granted What’s up my close friend?” answered Max “you seem worried what happened Max” said Jack while he was sitting down on a rock. “I found out my wife was pregnant 14 and a half years ago and I’m worried that my child will be sustaining a life with out his father” Depressed Max. Jack finally herd Maxes worried voice Max actually sounded really worried. “Max we are here to stay to fight to survive and you will come home to your son no matter what” cheered Jack to Max. “You always know what to say my friend.” Said Max in his regular voice while a grin showed “lets kick these terrorists’ asses!” Said Max “hell yeah” screamed Jack “well is Yield and Conker at the south west path?” “yes there moving there now but command stated that the road there might have some sentries there to guard it so we have to hurry with the southern path.” “Good what about Tidras and John?” asked Max “Right here boss” said Tidras “hey you guys never should forget about me” said john while him and tidras was walking down the hill. “Wow I’m glad that the scouting didn’t go wrong right guys” start to laugh while talking said Jack “hey don’t get cocky but we still have to move 2 miles on foot to secure foxtrot and we can’t afford to loose time we have now one and a half hours left” said Max “shit you boys always know how to please a women with your insistent and constant courage” said Tidras in a dreamy voice “hey don’t get all horny shit on us we would hate to leave u behind Tidras ha” laughed jack “well don’t get pissy I’m the only girl here so yeah surrounded by hot men like you” said Tidras in a sassy voice “stop your groaning we have to move get that S.A.W ready and jack make sure your M21 is good to go I would hate to get killed by one of those son of a bitch snipers” calmly said Max “yeah he don’t be hating on snipers man” said jack in a hysterical tone “there the only thing protecting your ass when u can’t” laughed jack “yeah ha until the enemies get some damn Dragonov’s” stated Max “ha yeah” replied jack “Bravo Squad thi more

Resolved Question: What does this dream about my dead aunt mean ?

My aunt died may 14. 2009 her birthday was in november on that exact day and she was very young only 45 years of age and she died of lung and ovarian cancer and it's hit my family like a ton of bricks it's terriable and not a day goes by that i think about her shes come to my family in dreams but she never talks with them only i have had dreams talking to her we always talked thats why but here's my dream, The phone was ringing in my house i answered the phone and my aunt said "Hi honey, how are you ?" and i replied "I'm good" and than i reconigzed her voice and said is this aunt linda and she told me yes it is and than al i was could say was "omg omg omg" and she said "Calm down!" and than i stopped and realized i shouldn't be scared and than i said to her "how are you up there(heaven)" and she said "They don't have a place for me yet but i'm going to there(heaven) soon" and than she said "I see babies in my face before there born and than i can see them when there getting born in the hospital" she was excited like it was magical or something and than she said to me "Your going there(heaven) three days" i completley freaked out in my dream and said "Im going to die" she didn't reply and i said the same sentance again and than another time and she finally answered and said "No your only going there(heaven) three days thats it with your mom and the rest of the family". After that she showed me the place she was staying at before she goes to heaven it was beautiful the weather was bright sky and puffy white clouds and the breeze was nice the sun was shining it had four roads but i only seen three of the four roads and the first road was a forest/park type road very earthy the second road was a board walk at a beach and there were two men comming from there talking to eachother i never seen them in my life and the third road i seen was a country type road with tumble weeds and such like i've seen in a country movie. I don't understand does this mean anything at all i really want to know ? more

Resolved Question: What does my dream about my dead aunt mean ?

Resolved Question: Another profound dream! This one is a little crazy and out there! Please help me understand?!?

1. So this is how my dream began! I happened to have a day off from work. It was sunny and unusually bright and warm! (It's currently winter where I'm from!)... I was heading towards my car and I was wondering what I should do? I considered calling one of my friends to see if he wanted to come to the beach for a swim. I also considered calling another friend to see if he wanted to go fishing, cos I know he likes fishing! 2. Anyway I hadn't made up my mind yet, but the next thing I know I was driving in my car, thinking to myself that I would make my decision as I drove! I noticed plenty of police cars on the road and I was worried that my car might get picked up for whatever reason... thought it didn't happen 3. Next thing I know, I was a bit lost and far away from my destination wherever it was. I was kind of thirsty so I thought I'd stop by a shop to buy a drink! The next thing that happened was a bit weird! I suddenly found myself in a bus instead of my car! the bust was turning a corner. There was a sign indicating whether the bus could turn or not into this little side street! I could see that the sign said "yes" but it have scribble over it or someone tried to scratch it out! 4. I get off the bus and enter into this convenience store! I went to the fridge to grab a can of soda! Then I thought to myself that I wouldn't mind a cake or a donut or a muffin or whatever! There was a guy in front of me who ordered a muffin/cupcake! the shop keeper went to elaborate lengths to prepare this muffin. He even cut it into fours and buttered it for the guy in front of me. The shop keeper was taking his sweet time... but I didn't mind! 5. When it came my turn to be served I asked for this type of cake. I pointed it out. He mistakenly gave me a donut so I corrected him pointing at the cake saying "that one"... the weird thing that I dont understand is that these cakes were called "Lessier" cakes? (I have no idea how my mind could conjure up a word like that!)... anyway the shop keeper got it wrong again and it was the third time that I pointed it out that he got it right! by now there was a line up behind me building up! 6. I got what I wanted and left the store! Step out onto the street when I noticed a couple of teenage punks! One younger and the other older (looked like brothers!) steal money off of me... I dont know how but the little one ran off with some of my money. I decided to run and chase him down! 7. The next thing I know is that the kid runs into the drive way of some house (his house I think!). The bigger brother stood on the drive way trying to fend me off with a baseball bat! I struggled with him and knocked the bat away and pinned him on the ground. I proceeded to punch him in the head and basically beat him up! 8. When I was finished with him ( I dont think I killed him, I just incapacitated him!) I went after the young boy... I went up the driveway into the garage! 9. Suddenly it got weird and creepy! I couldn't find the kid, but what I noticed were just old junk and boxes and stuff... typical stuff you see in a garage. It was dark and gloomy but I was overcome with a sense of complete doom! 10. It occurred to me that I had been set up by the kids and that they intended to lure me into this dark gloomy shed! I thought about my predicament for a brief moment and then concluded to myself that I was basically dead! This was like from some horror movie or something! I was not in a state of fear or desperation... I just simply conceded and was resigned to the fact that this is where it was gonna end for me! Then I woke up! Thats how the dream ended! Please share your thoughts and help me to understand this most profound and vivid dream! Thank you! more