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Michael Jackson was a Sign of Times - Associated Content

And all he could do was hurt. He turned to pain killing drugs to survive. But he was just reflecting the time in which he lived. Millions of Americans turn to drugs to fade the pain, to be happy, to be up ...

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Dear BET: The Michael Jackson tribute (and awards show) was an embarrassment - Examiner

I should've known better. We all should've known better. On Sunday night, BET held their annual BET Awards show--bloated, loud, incoherent mess of a program. Ever since Michael Jackson's unexpected death last Thursday ...

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Movie Review: Adam McKay’s The Other Guys , starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell, Michael Keaton ... - creative loafing

You’ve seen plenty of movies about cops who shoot up the city, blowing up bad guys and laying it all on on the line in the name of justice. The Other Guys , starring Mark Wahlberg , Will Ferrell , Michael ...

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Jackson and Washington want 2010 to pay big for Missouri football team - Columbia Missourian

COLUMBIA — Dew still covers the practice fields when the Missouri football team starts practice and the sun hasn't yet brought it's wrath down upon the players. But as practice comes to a close, the heat has ...

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Scott Pilgrim Vs The World's Michael Cera and Edgar Wright go into battle at Comic-Con - Utv

Edgar Wright shades his eyes and surveys the scene around him from a roped-off side stage. "These people are getting sunburnt," he says. We're at Comic-Con, San Diego's annual carnival of geekdom. The California sun ...

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Assault victim Kevin Jackson tells his horrific story - This is Dorset

A SECURITY boss who feared he’d be killed during a vicious assault has blasted his attackers’ court sentence as “disgraceful and a joke”. Kevin Jackson, who runs security at Sandford’s Parkdean holiday park ...

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Jo Jackson - The Guardian

[Small Talk's boss has just wandered over and asked if Small Talk can speak to Jo Jackson. Small Talk asks what sort of preparation time he has. Ten minutes or so, comes the reply. Five seconds later the phone ...

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Peas Sprouting in Lungs, and Other Rare Medical Conditions You've Never Heard Of - Associated Content

Rhett was finally diagnosed after getting mixed and conflicting opinions from several doctors. Chiari Malformation is a condition in which the brain is squeezed into the spinal column. The brain stem is ...

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Hasselhoff faces heat of the roast - Kansas City Star

Flanked by a squadron of dancing German maidens and swinging his best Vegas-ready groove, David Hasselhoff - former "Baywatch" star, European rock god, ex-"America's Got Talent" judge and drunken YouTube ...

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Missouri's receivers concerned with their performance at practice - St. Louis Post-Dispatch

COLUMBIA, Mo. • As promising as Missouri's mostly raw receiving corps looked through the first week of practice, its play had deteriorated enough by Friday to earn a withering dressing-down — from its own ...

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Jokes About Michael Jackson Questions asked

Resolved Question: WHAT'S YOUR BEST JOKE ;)?

i'm rather bored so thought i'd ask you lot what's the funniest/best joke you've heard? not the mean ones about Michael Jackson, or racial ones, just like, they could be pick-up lines or anything! hehe thanks xx more

Resolved Question: Whats this joke about michael jackson and a mars bar?

theres this joke about michael jackson its like a poem or something about michael jackson and a mars bar and in the end it says something about melting by a fire :s i dunno wha it goes like i haven't heard it in ages but its really funny anybody know how it goes?? x more

Resolved Question: Michael Jackson question...?

I'm not gonna' be insulting or rude, but I am VERY curious about this... Why are MJ fans SSOOOO fanatical? When someone even cracks a joke about him, they lose their minds. Personally, never liked his music (to be fair, I can't stand any pop music), ALL of the charges about him doing what ever to kids cannot have been a coincidence. And even if they were, what does it say about him that he kept putting himself in those situations. He was a drug user. He hung his baby out a window, not a great parenting move. I feel he was very confused/insecure about himself with all the plastic surgery & whatever he was doing to lighten his skin. I just don't get why everybody thought he was so great!?!A vicious bunch aren't we? As far as the skin disease goes (I am not even going to try to spell it), I have seen that on on blacks before & it was always very blotchy & not consistent, his was all encompassing. And who ever said he didn't have any surgery, come on, his nose & cheeks alone were completely different from his younger years. It is a shame most of you are so defensive. My question was serious & I was not being rude or nasty to the dead. There are a lot of musicians I don't like, doesn't mean I don't like them because of their skin color, I just don't like their music. Hard to hold a conversation with someone when they won't listen to the other side. I'm not saying he is any better or worse than any other performer (many of them have/had drug or alcohol habits) & have behaved poorly, but MJ fans are very sensitive about every aspect of him & I just don't get it. If that makes me a bad person in your eyes so be it, but at least be civil when someone asks why.And can anyone explain what "let me get in them gold pants" means? more

Resolved Question: Is it me, or has it become harder to listen to jokes about recently dead celebrities?

I have been reviewing some old episodes of my favorite, more satirical shows and have come across a few jokes about say Michael Jackson, Gary Coleman, etc. Just sort of went 'awww' at the fact that one of those harmless, tacky jokes now pokes fun rather morbidly. (On Whose Line Is It Anyway, Wayne Brady played Gary Coleman getting run over by a steamroller) What are other opinions on it? Does it affect you in any way? more

Resolved Question: Who was a better band- Beatles or Jacksons?

Those Beatles, man, are they ever over rated. Just because four white English guys get up and sing black people's music, every teenage girl goes crazy. Composers my hindquarters. Most of the stuff Lennon and McCartney wrote was a rip off of Smokey Robinson. Now take the Jackson Five. There was talent. You've got Tito, Jermaine, Michael and the rest of them guys had more talent than any one of them Beatles. That Ringo Starr was a joke as a drummer. Ringo couldn't hit a damned beat to save his own Jew's nose life. Did you know that the Beatles manager was gay and that he had an affair with John Lennon? Those Beatles were not only no talent, them brothers was as queer as four two dollar bills. All that stuff about Michael being a pedophile was a bunch of racist lies. They tried to put that murder rap on OJ but it wouldn't stick because Mark Furman is a racist planting the evidence. The Jackson Five was a very talented band. The Beatles were the Monkeys with British accents. Half the time you saw them cats on the TV they were miming along to the music. Lennon wasn't even plugged in. Those Beatles were nothing but a bunch of no talent honkys.The Beatles are crap! Over rated because they are white dudes and they are English white dudes. The Beatles stole black folks music. Black people been playing that stuff for years but white folks think the Beatles invented it. Beatles didn't create nothin. more

Resolved Question: was i misdiagnosed with asperger's?

my psychiatrist diagnosed me with asperger's syndrome. i don't think i have it, but i'm still kinda curious. i'm sixteen and female, if it matters. :) the symptoms i have are: -i dislike physical contact (hugging, stuff like that) -i scare very easily -i laugh during inappropriate situations (sad movies, serious situations, i can't help it. it's a nervous response) -i blush a lot, and hate eye contact -i'm bad at recognizing faces -i have a really hard time learning the way other kids do -i have synesthesia (songs/numbers/letters/days of the week have colors to me. the letter A is bright yellow, B is brown, C is pink and so on. the song smooth criminal by michael jackson is blood red and forest green. you get the point) -i hate showing emotion. i've never let ANYONE see me cry but i don't have all the symptoms. for example... i can understand social cues. i can often tell what people are thinking. i'm not a very serious person, i'm a screw-off. i joke around all the time. also, i'm bad at math. people with asperger's are supposed to be smart, and i'm really not. xD i'm pretty sure i was misdiagnosed. and i don't really care if i do have it, it's just a title and it doesn't change who i am. but my mom believed the psychiatrist and now she's freaking out about it. what the eff. so yeah, opinions are greatly appreciated."Why'd you ask this twice?" umm, because i didn't get any good answers the first time, so i thought i'd ask in a different section. did you really have to ask to figure that out? xD"Perhaps your trying to rationalize your way out of it indicates that you think people who have Aspergers aren't smart enough ot rationalize and that would be wrong." i'm sorry if it came across that way, but it's actually the opposite. i know people with asperger's are very intelligent, and i don't think i'm SMART enough to have it. xD the reason i'm trying to figure out whether or not i have it is because my mom wants me to meet with my psychiatrist twice a week.if this offended anyone with asperger's, i'm really sorry. it wasn't supposed to sound like that. the truth is that i've been diagnosed with ADD, general anxiety disorder, OCD and NLD. and i'm really sick of being diagnosed with stuff and having my rents freak out and try to medicate me. hahaha. more

Resolved Question: Why can't we all be a Michael Jackson fan if we want to be?

I called him names before he died and I even joked around about his charges. Doesn't mean I didn't like him , because I bought all 10 of his albums. I'm part of the many that help thriller be where it is today because owned a copy. I said Michael's nose was pointy like the tooth fairy and his skin was pastey like glue but he was Michael Jackson the King of Pop last time I checked. Why can't we all be Michael Jackson fans ? he's the greatest that ever lived , but yes he has always been a bit strange , but that was Michael! Innocent! My 15 yr old daughter loved him after he died, she isn't phoney or fake, she just got exposed to him late. more

Resolved Question: Hey Michael Jackson Fans I have a question for you guys?

Michael has gotten a lot more fans after he died people before dissed him and said s*** about him. I have some categories 1) I have been a Michael Jackson fan forever since I was kid 2) Been a Michael Jackson fan since I was a teen 3) I liked Michael a couple of years before he died 4) I liked Michael a couple of months before he died 5) I liked Michael after he died but never said anything about him before he died 6) I use to say the odd Michael Jackson joke before he died but now I'm a fan 7) I liked Michael before he died but since he has died I think people put to much into it The Man is dead people get over it Personally I'm a 1 I went to his HIStory tour and my brother went to the Bad Tourya im a white person... but im a michael jackson fan as well way before he died its not my fault im not old like u so i didn't get to go to the victory tour more

Resolved Question: WHY IS MICHAEL JACKSON SO TOTALLY AMAZING IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE?

Please .. idunno Tel me a joke or something about negros more

Resolved Question: (Michael Jackson) Did anyone notice this>?

Don't you think it's funny that when MJ was alive everyone made jokes about him and said for sure he was a pedo, now that hes dead everyone feels bad and claims there fans...yeah real fans alright. agree or disagree what are your opinions?I'm not saying ALL fans just some people like people at my school that were argueing that hes a pedo, than turned around saying he didn't do it when he was gone and became a fan all of a sudden.It just makes me kinda irritated because sometimes it takes death for people to wake up, and it should never have to come to that. It's all good that people arn't calling him a pedo but it's a little late for that now. sorry I used the word "everyone" btw I just ment some people. I know hes had many adoring fans for a long time not doing that. more

Voting Question: is my mum a lesbien? Michael Jackson Site? Worried!?

Okay so since michael jackson died my mum has been going on this michael jackson tribute portrait site and are family love michael jackson and we were all depressed in our house when he died even my 18-20year old brothers and she has started going spiritual and all mediation but the thing is she recently told us she has fallen in love with this WOMAN from canada and we are from england . she has mentioned her allot before as a friend but now she is serious the woman is coming over in like 2 weeks to our house and then apparently she is going to find a job and try to get a visa to come over here or something to live here in december, our family tease people and joke about allot and we had been kidding saying my mums a lesbian and she laughs about it but she says '' im not a lesbian im in love with one woman'' i said that she hasn't even met her properly and she is coming over? she talks to her on skype and facebook but i keep hearing her talking about vibrators, and double sided dildos it is really freaking me out ... it would scare me if i heard her talking dirty and about what sexually active things they would do with a man , but a woman? that's even worse i don't know what to do it creeps me out im only 13 , how is she going to explain all that to my grandmother it is wrong . i feel like turning round and saying something like '' i don't like pedophiles but i want to date 30 year olds'' okay so maybe im going slightly crazy here but come on wouldn't you it is weird she claims the woman is her twin and she cant help who she falls in love with wtf? more

Resolved Question: Michael Jackson Secret On-Cam Confession? Help?!?

Hi. I was watching this video of MJ's half sister speaking out on 'The Insider'. Thats not the question though. At the END of the video.. there is a clip of them saying on Monday they were gonna show a 'Michael Jackson Shocking On-Camera Confession' ?? I practically searched EVERYWHERE and couldn't find it on Youtube. Has anyone even seen this confession? What is 'The Insider' even talking about if we can't even see the video? Does anyone know where I can find it? I feel like its a joke because it won't even show up on google. Has anyone seen this video? Thanks! Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OHf7panXv4&feature=related SKIP TO 1:52 where he says the MJ Confession more

Resolved Question: Do you think Michelle Phan Blog about Micheal Jackson is genuine?

I recently came across Michelle Phan Blog and I find out that she is such a fake and heartless person. This really proves it for me when she blog about MJ's death. Why once someone die they act like all the bad thing they did to the person never happen. Well same like many others who make fun of MJ once he died Michelle Phan act like he mean the world to her. Michelle Phan if you truly respect and love MJ you would had never make fun of him let a long making a joke poster of MJ and blame it as a school project. What kind of school actually allow you to make fun of anyone? http://www.michellephan.com/tuesday-july-7-2009/ Michelle phan quotes: "I don’t consider Michael Jackson the King of Pop. He was more than that. To me, he was a King." "I remember breaking down and crying…the kids are going to suffer the most because they lost a father, not an icon Our prayers will go out to them…" "P.S Remember the painting I did was for a class assignment poking fun of Michael Jackson? I’m sure a few of you remembered what it was for. I was in no way intentionally hurting Michael, I have nothing but love for him….I took it down out of respect." I could be over reacting but I'm just so bother by this. Tell me what you think? more

Resolved Question: Why the heck is justin bieber so mean and arrogant now?

I used to like him but after reading this Mix 96.1 radio interview he sounds kind of full of himself im still a fan but he needs to think before he talks like when he disses celebs hes dissed miley cyrus,jonas brothers and mariah carey now it seems like hes dissing britney spears Are you suprised when people compare you to Michael Jackson? At first I was suprised but with all the sucess and fans im not suprised anymore just like Michael I have created a new style of music not tacky or corny or fake like most music these days kind of like Britney Spears or Kesha but instead real music that fans can really relate to and be like oh ive felt that way before I want to see my music and sucess rising I dont want to become a tacky mlae version of Britney Spears not that shes not a great artist but I don't think her music is very real I agree with Eminems opinion from a few years back" Seems like bieber fever has been getting alot of sucess and your hair has been getting alot of talk? Yeah you know I have all these people making a big deal about my hair and sometimes fans go too crazy about it I tell them "You can look but you can't touch." When Ellen Degeneres asked you if you were copying Zac Efron's hairstyle did you get mad? Well No, She was just joking around and besides ive seen alot of guys with Zac's hairstyle and his never got as much Hype as mine Im always hearing everyone saying things like I want the Justin cut. Who is your celebrity crush? Beyonce,Megan Fox,Rihannah and the list goes on more

Resolved Question: should i start to write this book again? just for fun?

I'm 13 and i started writing this book a ciuple of months ago but i stopped and never started it again and now i want to. Here's a prahgraph from it. I know it's not good or anything but I love writing for th fun of it/ When I pulled into the crazy caffeine car park Melanie was already waiting next to the door of the store. “What happened to you today?” “It's a long story, I'll tell you inside.” Melanie had been my friend since I moved to Sommerset, I remember my first day of school I didn't know anyone and I was petrified. Melanie had offered to show me round all of my classes, I thought she looked nice; with crystal blue eyes, black hair that looked blue in the sunlight and a row of freckles over the bridge of her nose. She talked non stop the full day and I barely said a word, but the next day she came skipped over to me and I felt a connection. I could be myself with her. We had been friends ever since and shared all of our secrets, so she might be a little crazy with her Michael Jackson obsession but she was fun. When Michael Jackson died last summer she was distraught and didn't leave her house for days she sat and listened to his music all day long eating ice-cream, it was like she had just been dumped or something. I began to get a bit worried but she's fine now and she had a tribute for him, we got together some of his fans and played his music and danced then Melanie said a few words whilst crying hysterically. I assumed her obsession would be over after that but she is still wears one white glove occasionally and listens to his music non-stop. We walked inside and went to our booth at the back of the store, it was were we always sat. Crazy Caffeine was our place, we had been coming since it opened four years ago. A couple of kids I recognised from school were laughing loudly and throwing fries around, they were about the same age as Grace. “Okay, are you gonna tell me or what?” Melanie asked looking at me curiously. “Do you want your usual?” I said jumping up to get our drinks. Melanie sighed, “Yeah, hurry up though.” I walked up to the queue and waited in line, the guy serving had a cheesy grin plastered on his face and his apron had coffee stains all over it. “Get me a doughnut.” Melanie called over. “Hi welcome to Crazy Caffeine, how can I help you?” This guy was new, I could tell. He was over polite and he didn't look bored yet. “I'll have two lattes and two cream doughnuts please.” “Are you sitting in?” “Yes.” I was distracted, I knew Melanie would make a big deal over my date with Zach. I retrieved our drinks and doughnuts and made my way back over to were Melanie was sitting. “Thanks, you have to tell me now. I'll ask you question you answer okay.” She took a bite of her doughnut and slurped her latte, “What happened to your leg?” “Everyone is asking me this question today and it's getting annoying, I fell in P.E. Yes in front of the full class and yes Ella made a joke about it.” “Is that it? You called me here to tell me that when I could be watching the best of Michael Jackson.” “Mel, you've saw it at least a hundred times. No I have something else to tell you.” “Well tell me then.” I took a deep breath, “I have a date with Zach Carter.” Melanie squealed and everyone turned round and looked at us. She clamped her hand over her mouth. “No way!” “Way.” “Now way, how did this happen? I want to know all the details.” more

Voting Question: Serious problem with my friends?

I've always been paranoid about my friends hating me secretly. I'm not the most popular of people and only have like 4 proper friends and I only talk to 1 of them on a daily basis. When I first started my school I was friends with lets say Alice. She has been my best friend since my first year of academy but then in second year I suddenly became friends with lets say Alex. Alex is in my class but Alice isn't so they never really talked to each other before. I couldn't be bothered going around talking to two people who didn't like each other so I introduced them to each other. We were all friends then. When MJ died Alex was one of those people who suddenly became so obsessed that it was all she talked about and I don't like this but I can handle it. But since I have a dislike for MJ Alex started just talking to Alice about it. When we sit down to eat they sit opposite each other and I just sit at the side. Neither of them talk to me and if they sit next to each other they just look at each other and it makes me feels like I'm just a spare part. I always end up walking around behind them and getting ignored by them and it really annoys me. When I try to speak they sometimes just tell me to shut up. Even when I tried to tell them I was depressed they ignored me and later couldn't understand what I had to be depressed about because everything was perfect for me but the thing is whenever I try to tell them something they don't listen so they don't know the reason behind it. One of the worst cases of them ignoring me was the anniversary of Michael Jackson's death when the music channel was purely his music. I told them I couldn't stand and listen to his music for another hour so I went outside (we were at school) and out there I sat for about 5 minutes they came out and started laughing at me. When they went back in for MJ I walked away annoyed. When they realized I'd gone they followed me but quickly gave up. I talked to my other friend who I can't really talk to at lunches because her friends don't like me and I talked to her about it but she didn't know anything I could do. They don't trust me anymore either. I found out that Alice had liked a guy for months and I only found out a week ago when Alex accidentally mentioned it. There is actually no one else I can go to, I only have like 4 friends and 2 of them are the problem, 1 of them is two faced and the other doesn't know what to do and her friends hate me. What can I do to make them trust me and it just be like before when we were all good friends and nothing got between us? Most of all how can I get them to stop ignoring me? Nothing seems to work anymore. It's fine when I'm alone with one of them but not together, I don't think they realize they're doing it. And one more thing, they don't take me seriously, when I try to talk serious they think I'm joking so I'm not sure how much talking will help. Sorry for the really long explanation.me and Alex are opposite people apart from our love of P.E. (which I'm terrible at). Apart from that I like stuff like football, xbox games (violentness games), I'm not girly at all. I wear boys clothes! Alice doesn't like MJ either she just puts up with it better than me.I don't criticize them, I put up with most of it quite well but the MJ has gone too far! I can't transfer schools. more

Voting Question: if kurt didn't want to be famous why did he kill himself?

everyone knows that a person is more famous when they die. Many artists work isn't even apreciated intil they die, van gouh ect. Michael jackson wasn't the butt of anyones jokes but instead people remebered his music agian. this worked with many famous people, belushi, John lennon, jfk, martin luther king jr,,ect! i remeber him for his music, and try to focus on his music. i love there interviews when they stick it to the man, and not caring about fame, so i thought it was kind of strange, and no one has even said anything about this so i was wonderering if anyone thought the same?! btw rip, i love your musical geniuos, p.s. please dont have a battle here about suicide vs murder becuase nirvana is about the music im just wondering if anyone has ever thought of tht?the question is if anyone has ever thought that it seemed strange he would kill himself if people no that they will be more famous when there dead.sorry its kinda rhetorical qthe q isnt do u think he would kill himself to be famous becuase he would never do something to be famous!!,,just clearing tht up more

Resolved Question: i hate how all of a sudden everyone loves michael jackson?

before his death, everyone hated him and thought he raped children. come on we all kno we made a gay, or losing a nose joke about him. but once he died, all of you guys got out your little gloves, and were like i love him i always will, forever and ever.when it was convientent for you! all of you say you love mj, but you guys arent very loyal fans, if just cuz he died, hes now a "LEGEND" but he wasnt 10 years ago??? ugh this is just something i noticed, that really bothered me. im sorry if i offended of michael jackson fans that were actually loyal, but please tell me im not the only one whos noticed this???!dude wtf? im not ranting, and if you look at all the screen names, they all say that they love mj, and it was bothering, just wondering if i was the only one or not, if you dont have anything valuable to add, please stfu(: more

Resolved Question: A bunch of jokes for you.....?

1 If you drooped a blond and a brunette off a building, which would hit the ground first? the brunette, the blond would have to stop and ask for directions #2 This blond texts me today asking "What does IDK mean?" I reply "I don't know" she reply "OMG! NOBODY DOES! #3 This blond decides she the handy woman type so she goes to her neighbors house to ask if he has any work that needs to be done around the house, he reply's "Yes, I'd like my porch painted please I'll pay you fifty dollars, everything you need in in the garage" and so the blond walks off, the wife comes to the door and says to her husband, "She does realize its a wraparound porch right?" and he says "She better she was standing right on it." So the blond returns in about 45 minutes, and the man is very impressed that shes finished her job so fast! So he pays her and as shes leaving she turns around and says "and by the way, its not a porsh, its a Ferrari! #4 There are three baby cows and a mama cow in a field, first baby cow: "Mother, why am I called rose?" Mother: "Because when you where born a rose petal fell on your head" second baby cow: "Mother, why am I called daisy?" Mother: "Because when you where born a daisy petal fell on your head" Third bay cow: HOGJSOGJSOIJTKLIGJDMGG?!? Mother: "Shut up cinderblock!"!!!! LOL, ok and now for the big final!: #5! Why did Ferrara faucet,billy mays, and michael jackson all die so close together? Here's why: ferrara faucet died and went to heaven, and god said i'll grant you one wish, and so she said "i want all the children in the world to be safe" and so michael jackson died. and then God said i'll grant you one wish. so he said "i just want peace and quite" so billy mays died. Hehe, tell me some of yours! best answer for best joke! ten points! (or 12 if you count you answering this question)STOP WITH THE DIRTY JOKES! I'M 12! more

Resolved Question: Do you believe Michael Jackson was innocent?

well if you don't here is 8 real good reasons why you should! THE TRUTH ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON AND WHY HE WAS INNOCENT! 1.First of all Michael didn't paid off the 1993 accuser Chandler. Chandler was a film director and he wanted to do a movie. He asked Michael to help him and to finance his movie and when Michael refused he got pissed off at Michael and that' s when he started to make those false allegations to get revenge on Michael. Chandler was the one who asked for money from Michael and Michael first refused to give him the money. Only after a few months and lots of threats that Michael got from the PSYCHOPATH Chandler he gave him the money that Chandler asked for. Cause Michael didn't offered him money. Also if your kid is abused you don' t ask for money. You fight to put the "abuser" in jail. Chandler instead all he was interested in was money and that's why he LIED and FRAMED Michael with those false allegations. 2. Second MICHAEL DOES NOT FIT THE profile of a pedophile. According to Michael Borak, a forensic psychiatrist who has evaluated many pedophiles, Michael's eccentric behavior is "not typical of most offenders. Most offenders are 'normal' people who could be your neighbors, not freaky or weird." In response to people who think Michael's image is typical of pedophiles, another psychiatrist, Dr. Ralph Underwager, who has treated pedophiles and victims of incest since 1953 says: "There's no such thing as a classic pedophile. They made a completely foolish and illogical error." He says Jackson is an easy target because "misconceptions like these have been allowed to parade as fact in an era of hysteria." Also during the investigation Michael had to pass a psychiatric examination. So after he collected all the information and assessed the material DR. Stan Katz clearly said that Michael is like a 10 year kid who suffered a regression therefore Michael has nothing to do with pedophilia. The doctor said that pedophilia its a complete stranger to Michael. 3. The only porn magazines that they found in Michaels house were with WOMENS not with kids. As far as I know watching and having porno magazines with WOMENS doesnt make someone a pedophile. Thats no REAL PROOF! The prosecutor Tom Sneddon had nothing REAL against Michael. Everybody including the JURY that ACQUITTED Michael was laughing at Sneddon and his so called proof. The entire TRIAL was fake, it was a JOKE with non-existent PROOF to sustain a case like that. 4. Tom Sneddon the prosecutor was caught FRAMING FINGERPRINTS EVIDENCE of Michael to set Michael up with the false allegations of child abusing. 5. GERALDINE HUGHES the legal SECRETARY who worked for the attorney who represented the father of the 1993 accuser Chandler also PUBLICLY ADMITTED that Michael was INNOCENT and that she WITNESSED how they SET Michael up! And I have the video too where shes admitting that. Its in my uploaded video list. 6. EVIDENCE CODE 1108 - the TRANSCRIPT OF THE TRIAL! Defense witnesses like Macauly Culkin, Wade Robson, Bret Barnes testified at the TRIAL and they all said that Michael HAD NEVER MOLESTED THEM and that HE NEVER behaved inappropriately! Its an information straight from the TRANSCRIPTS OF THE TRIAL! EVIDENCE CODE 1108. 7. Bob Jones who worked for Michael from 1987 to 2004 admitted in COURT UNDER OATH that he never saw Michael Jackson acting inappropriately towards a minor. 8. The JURY HIMSELF! Some of the people from the JURY that acquitted Michael PUBLICLY ADMITTED that they REALIZED that Michael was INNOCENT and that the Arvizo family is a family of CROOKS with a dubious past trying to SET MICHAEL JACKSON UP! Other people from the JURY said that the PROSECUTION didnt PROVED their case, that they had nothing on wich to base the case, that it was all a HOAX and no REAL EVIDENCE! more

Resolved Question: HELP!!! My boyfriend wants to get plastic surgery!!! Hes outta control!! HEEELLPPPP What should i do!?!?!?!?

My boyfriend is about to come into a very LARGE sum of $$$ (700,000+) & he always joked about getting surgery but now that hes getting $$$ like hes really REALLY serious about getting it work done!!! He's only 29 & He says he wants a thinner nose & smaller lips...He said hes sick of having ni*ger lips & a big nose but its not big at all!! & i cant beleive he wud describe his features like that!! Hes really good looking and always pulled alot of girls b4 me so i dont understand why he wud want to do this!!?!?!?! I said WHAT DO U WANT TO LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON?? (no offense to him i loved MJ but c'mon he ruined his looks) IM SCARED HOW DO I CONVINCE HIM NOT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**** TO THE PEOPLE ANSWERING THE QUESTION B4 READING THE WHOLE THING MY BOYFRIEND IS THE ONE THAT WANTS THE SURGERY DONE NOT ME!!!! HE WANTS TO GET SURGERY ON HIMSELF!!**** more

Resolved Question: Rare interview with Michael Jackson and brothers?

I remember finding rare audio on YouTube of The Jacksons joking around when they were older than the Jackson 5 days. I forget what exactly the audio was about, but I think I remember they played a prank on Michael. Does anyone know what I am talking about and where I can find it? more

Resolved Question: worst REAL baby names?

His Royal Highness... seriously, 1st name = his 2nd=royal 3=highness, not sure about the last, but who cares the kid is already doomed. Donald... doesn't sound so bad till you find out his last name is... Duck Michael.... my uncle, grew up together back in the 80s, only a few years older than me and we used to love listening to another Michael with the same last name ... Jackson... yeah.. that used to be cool.. i used to tell all my friends my uncle was "michael jackson" as a joke... not so funny now.i wonder about all the poor michael jacksons of the world... cant even watch tv without hearing your name followed by "died","molested", "took drugs", "is accused of".... more

Resolved Question: Where were you when you heard about Michael Jackson's death?

Oddly enough, it was one year today, June 25th 2009, that I was searching in the Polls and Surveys section of Yahoo! Answers mindlessly when I discovered a question by a user asking : Is Michael Jackson really dead? I clicked on it assuming it was some joke and found that everyone was saying the same thing! : "I don't know either!", "I hope not", etc., and she provided a time line of the time he passed out and him slipping into a coma in the ambulance and so on... I was completely dumbfounded as I hadn't heard a think about him until then. Just curious, how did you find out? What were you doing at the time? And is it possible for anybody to watch the video of Paris crying at the funeral without your eyes watering up? I didn't really cry for anything when watching it until I saw her, but she makes me break down EVERY time. If you haven't seen the video yet, here's the link --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR4LRxBMUTk more

Resolved Question: Would this be okay to send to her?

I want to make sure what I say is perfect. Ella: Haha yeah Oh sucks 4 u, not really actually but im sure I could google it haha Good luck for exams! But Im sure you wont need it :P Wow thats scary, America is crazy haha na jokes but thats real scary. We were going to see Get him to the Greek, it looks so cool. But we decided to leave it till the holidays (in 2 weeks). I like the song I wanna be a billionair at the moment. What about you? Joe: Oh well. Yeah, all hail the all knowing Google. haha :P Thanks :) Actually to everyone it was actually exciting. It's rare for something like that to happen at our school. I didn't really care what really happened, I just knew who started it was an idoit. Hm, never heard of that movie before. Do you know what it is about? That's good, save it on a pleasant day. What holidays are in two weeks? I heard of that song before, it's really good. So what would you do if you were a billionaire? haha I recently saw "The Blind Side", it was a good movie. I wanna see Toy Story 3 to live out my childhood. haha My friend showed me these songs that I got into: Little secerts by Passion Pit, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz. I got into Swallowed in the Sea by Coldplay and Unbreakable by Michael Jackson a week ago. I’m just saying, like are you still up to doing the phone call thing or you rather not. (I'm trying to find a way to call her on the phone.) more

Voting Question: Can somebody check to see if my message is okay?

I want to make sure what I say is perfect. Ella: Haha yeah Oh sucks 4 u, not really actually but im sure I could google it haha Good luck for exams! But Im sure you wont need it :P Wow thats scary, America is crazy haha na jokes but thats real scary. We were going to see Get him to the Greek, it looks so cool. But we decided to leave it till the holidays (in 2 weeks). I like the song I wanna be a billionair at the moment. What about you? Joe: Oh well. Yeah, all hail the all knowing Google. haha :P Thanks :) Actually to everyone it was actually exciting. It's rare for something like that to happen at our school. I didn't really care what really happened, I just knew who started it was an idoit. Hm, never heard of that movie before. Do you know what it is about? That's good, save it on a pleasant day. What holidays are in two weeks? I heard of that song before, it's really good. So what would you do if you were a billionaire? haha I recently saw "The Blind Side", it was a good movie. I wanna see Toy Story 3 to live out my childhood. haha My friend showed me these songs that I got into: Little secerts by Passion Pit, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz. I got into Swallowed in the Sea by Coldplay and Unbreakable by Michael Jackson a week ago. I’m just saying, like are you still up to doing the phone call thing or you rather not. (I'm trying to find a way to call her on the phone.) more

Resolved Question: why are most michael jackson fans so rude?

there are ones that can kill u beacuse of there kindness and some are so rude and stupid and pathetic ...like i posted a ? and they are like check your spelling , go back to English school cuz i forgot to put a period at the end of a sentence ..and my ? was like what was your fave word that mj ever said and they are like stop being delusional, or michael always spoke English ..like if a hater posted that mj was * i do not want to say it * but they would just say get a life and not trash the hater ...THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A LOT OF HATERS btw :YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT IF U ANSWERED MY LAST ? can ppl take a joke or at least have a laughter LOVE U ALL <3 star more

Resolved Question: Michael Jackson song 2000 Watts. What was the meaning behind the song?

Listen I asked this and Im not joking around. I don't want no perv questions. I know any person who plays music should know. I think its about instruments, but im not sure. Can you please help me and don't look at shorty wanna be there for me. That was just a sentence he had to rym. Bass note, treble, stereo control, how low you go Just enough to make your juices flow Press play, don�t stop, rotate, too hot You feel I�m real I�m everything you need, so tell me what�s the deal [CHORUS] 2000 Watts, 8 ohms, 200 volts, real strong Too much of that, fuse blown Be careful what you say don�t overload 2000 Watts, 8 ohms, 200 volts, real strong Too much of that, fuse blown Be careful what you say don�t overload 3D, high speed, feedback, Dolby Release two or three, when I reach I can go �til I hit my peak Compact steelo, chico, D-Lo, highpost lady Shorty really wanna be there for me more

Voting Question: help me with a speech about Michael Jackson!?

For school I have to do a speech n someone famous so i chose Michael Jackson. I found many interesting facts but I need a catchy opening...I was thinking maybe open with a quote, question or joke...however all the quotes and jokes i found were crude (really funny tho) and not school appropriate. I need some help organizing info "/ I got my stuff from these sites: http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/44… http://www.michaeljackson.com/ca/bio http://www.mjfanclub.net/home/index.php?… I also have that his father was abusive and called him big nose and that he was on sesame street in the 70s for a christmas special.He was born on Aug. 29, 1958 and died on june 25, 2009. Thanks for your help!No im in highschool...not out yet :( more

Voting Question: Help me with a speech about Michael Jackson!?

For school I have to do a speech n someone famous so i chose Michael Jackson. I found many interesting facts but I need a catchy opening...I was thinking maybe open with a quote, question or joke...however all the quotes and jokes i found were crude (really funny tho) and not school appropriate. I need some help organizing info "/ I got my stuff from these sites: http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/44518/50-fascinating-michael-jackson-facts http://www.michaeljackson.com/ca/bio http://www.mjfanclub.net/home/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=307:other-interesting-facts&catid=107:biographical-data&Itemid=102 I also have that his father was abusive and called him big nose and that he was on sesame street in the 70s for a christmas special.He was born on Aug. 29, 1958 and died on june 25, 2009. Thanks for your help! more

Resolved Question: why do "some" think that you have to have a Y!A account to be a fan of michael jackson?

1. Y!A so all his billion fans out in the world are called fake fans for not having a Y!A account 2. what is some one does not have a computer or did not have one back then <that makes them a fake fan 3. all his fans in Africa and the middle east are fake cuz they do not have a Y!A account <that makes me laugh on how stupid ppl really are but i agree that there are FAKE FANS ..i am not talking about the fans that became fans after he dead but the ones that actually laugh when they hear a stupid JOKE about him some ppl liked him after he dead because they had the chance to learn the truth about the man behind the mask <cuz some grew up to the lies that the media feed them about him here are the ppl i am talking about http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Arj6C5VJ15sRCo67MB1Z54jsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100611114302AAVXAIY&show=7#profile-info-ERVLgEynaa and that one child called :"Michael" he has too account under the same NAME HE ACTS AS A FAN AND THE OTHER IS A HATER love u all do u all agree >>>staredit i am not talking about SONNEH only there are many more that always tells us that ..i mean every day we are being called FAKE FANS more

Resolved Question: did michael jackson die because he didnt join the illuminati like jayz,rihannah,kanye?

beyonce,lady gaga etc.. I for one defend Michael. I believe he was being prepped by Sony to do what JayZ is doing now, but he refused and they ruined his career, eventually killing him. MJ would’ve reached the entire world since he was the world’s greatest entertainer, ever. I feel he might have accepted to be part of this whole thing, but then backed down. I keep thinking about his public fight against Sony and Sony’s CEO Rommy Mottola. He said they were conspiring against him and that Tommy worshipped the devil. What happened next? More molestation allegations and an album that flopped. Despite a judge finding him innocent on all charges, he never got rid of the pedophile image. He died and it’s the butt of so many jokes. I believe Sony killed him (his death WAS ruled a homicide) and a few years ago his brother Jermiane said “Sony will kill Michael to get control of his catalogue”. I believe it. I believe MJ tried to break free, or never joined them. And he paid for it big. He would’ve been the perfect puppet, being so popular all over the world. Despite having the song Thriller, when you think about it’s just a song about being inside a scary movie. It’s not dark at all, compared to rihanna’s material. Most of his songs were about healing the world, about inspiration and the future of mankind. Not about suicide, codependency and rebirths more

Resolved Question: Why is it that........?

Eddie Murphy and Michael Jackson(yes i know he died) use to be friends but stop being friends.I was watching this music video that they did together and then when I was watching one of his comedy things, eddie murphy was talking alot of shit about him. Was it a joke? more

Resolved Question: What's so funny about Michael Jackson jokes?

It's an honest question, i never found them funny..like you dont see people googling "people that actually molested children" and using their name as a punchline :} (if you comment something rude about Michael be prepared to get your ignorant self attacked) more

Resolved Question: whyhas justin bieber turned so arrogant?

I used to like him but after reading this Mix 96.1 radio interview he sounds kind of full of himself im still a fan but he needs to think before he talks like when he disses celebs hes dissed miley cyrus,jonas brothers and mariah carey now it seems like hes dissing britney spears Are you suprised when people compare you to Michael Jackson? At first I was suprised but with all the sucess and fans im not suprised anymore just like Michael I have created a new style of music not tacky or corny or fake like most music these days kind of like Britney Spears or Kesha but instead real music that fans can really relate to and be like oh ive felt that way before I want to see my music and sucess rising I dont want to become a tacky mlae version of Britney Spears not that shes not a great artist but I don't think her music is very real I agree with Eminems opinion from a few years back" Seems like bieber fever has been getting alot of sucess and your hair has been getting alot of talk? Yeah you know I have all these people making a big deal about my hair and sometimes fans go too crazy about it I tell them "You can look but you can't touch." When Ellen Degeneres asked you if you were copying Zac Efron's hairstyle did you get mad? Well No, She was just joking around and besides ive seen alot of guys with Zac's hairstyle and his never got as much Hype as mine Im always hearing everyone saying things like I want the Justin cut. Who is your celebrity crush? Beyonce,Megan Fox,Rihannah and the list goes on more

Resolved Question: OK how long has Michael Jackson been gone? Another Q below?

Now we have been talking about our king since his untimely death, but how long do you think we will be talking Gary Coleman. Personally I haven't liked him since he covered the MJ trial making jokes on Jay Leno show. Than he made fun of Michael Jackson's death. But we should mourn the man for at least a day or two. He was a star and beloved. Do you like this photo of Gary http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t338/josh91_09/gary-coleman.jpg more

Resolved Question: Why does Michael Jackson have so many Phony fans?

If you were a fan before he died then this question doesn't apply to you. Michael Jackson, just like other dead music artists, they seem to get popular and more fans after they are dead. How is it possible that after Michael Jackson's death, he has now sold more albums this week than in the last 10 years? For those who are now praising Michael Jackson after his death, be honest... admit that you didn't care a rat's *** about Michael Jackson until he died. Many of you even poked fun at Michael Jackson during his last years alive! I am seeing young kids like around 8-years-old claiming that they have always been a Michael Jackson fan. Really? How can someone born in be a Michael Jackson fan. but the media and all the FAKE FANS that I have been seeing lately is really getting annoying. Before you claim to be a die-hard Michael Jackson fan... did you support Michael Jackson during his lawsuits? Did you believe the media bashed Michael Jackson too much while he was alive? Did you laugh at all the Michael Jackson's jokes TV shows have made? Let's take a look at REAL Michael Jackson fans... YOU "IN THE CLOSET" MJ FANS FINALLY DECIDE TO COME OUT ON JUNE 25TH 2009.. more

Resolved Question: Why are you only a fan of Michael Jackson because he is dead?

If you were a fan before he died then this question doesn't apply to you. Michael Jackson, just like other dead music artists, they seem to get popular and more fans after they are dead. How is it possible that after Michael Jackson's death, he has now sold more albums this week than in the last 10 years? For those who are now praising Michael Jackson after his death, be honest... admit that you didn't care a rat's ass about Michael Jackson until he died. Many of you even poked fun at Michael Jackson during his last years alive! I am seeing young kids like around 8-years-old claiming that they have always been a Michael Jackson fan. Really? How can someone born in be a Michael Jackson fan. but the media and all the FAKE FANS that I have been seeing lately is really getting annoying. Before you claim to be a die-hard Michael Jackson fan... did you support Michael Jackson during his lawsuits? Did you believe the media bashed Michael Jackson too much while he was alive? Did you laugh at all the Michael Jackson's jokes TV shows have made? Let's take a look at REAL Michael Jackson fans... more

Resolved Question: Did Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ever have a baby named Pillow?

Because I was watching Gilmore Girls and they were talking about celebrity baby names and they mentioned Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow. Here's the conversation RORY: And Michael Jackson - you know not to name a child "Blanket." LANE: Yeah. Hey... I wonder if Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow. RORY: Yeah, that would be a perfect play date. LANE: Yeah, when it's nap time, they would be totally set. Was the Pillow thing a joke? It's from an episode from season 7 of Gilmore Girls. Thanks more

Resolved Question: Are there imposters in Michael Jackson's fanbase?

Well, I've personally never been a huge fan of MJ both when he was alive or since after his death. But I have noticed that a lot of people around me seem to be proudly proclaiming themselves as "true MJ fans" when some of these very people in fact used to make rude comments and jokes about him when he was alive. I know many people who hated his guts when he was living and would joke about him looking pale like a ghost or candle. But now that he's gone, these very people are defensive and dare you to even say one thing against the man. I don't get this. Are there imposters in Michael Jackson's fanbase? I would think that his true fans are the people who loved him before as well as now. more

Resolved Question: Michael Jackson Fans:Are people back to there old selfs?

I mean before he died people didn't care that much but the couple of months after he died they cared about him but now there back to there stupid jokes and comments about him..... more

Resolved Question: do i have no personality?

hi guys so my birthday is coming up ( 29th of april ) and im afraid everyone will forget again and lately these two twin girls have been calling me names and calling me invisible im sorta thin and tall and i have light black skin and reddish lips and the longest and straightest fringe i should stand out in the crowd and the thing that hurts the most its they make fun of my name ( Tatiana ) and it hurts because people have been making fun of it my whole life and more people say its pretty than people who make fun of it though the people that make fun of it never say its an ugly name i try to tell myself its not ugly and that its a part of me i wouldn't be me without that name i was supposed to be called sarah but my Grandma who is really into astrology and fate and stuff was talking about the Tatiana thumbzten girl who supposedly was michael Jackson's girlfriend and making jokes about how i should go out with his son which i don't want to do because i think he's ugly but anyways is my name ugly and no i wont get it changed i just want to know what makes it so special or what makes it so ugly thanks to the people who answer questions your really nice and cool and stuff and thanks again (i did'nt know exactly how to say thanks in advance i had this whole heart felt thank you ready but i couldn't figure out how to write it down ) more

Resolved Question: Your a 2000s kid if you remember these things?

I had a strong urge to reminisce so I decided to make a list ou know you a 2000's kid if you were scared after you watched the planes crash on tv on 9 11 and up to this day your still scared of terrorsists on planes You know and loved the sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea You went to see see avatar and other movies in digital 3d and thought it was amazing The only freddy movie you liked was freddy vs jason You saw all of adam sandlers movies even though your parents didn't approve You thought the simpsons sucked but still saw the movie and liked it Your main form of communication between friends was texting or im You lied about your age to have a facebook or myspace You remember thinking only nerds played world of warcraft and runescape until you played it yourself and loved it You thought everything was gay You couldn't decide if batman or spiderman were your favorite super heros You stayed up late and watched adult cartoons and thought you were cool Dora and Diego were your favorite explorers You impersonated somebody from family guy and your friends thought it was hilarious You wished you could make a music video on a boat You thought you were beast when you perfected a lil wayne song Your favorite non cartoon shows with real people were on disney or nick You watched everybody loves raymond with your parents You either had a ps2 or an xbox but liked xbox better when 360 came out You played call of duty,grand theft auto, or halo with an older family member and loved it You bought a wii and a bunch of games but the mario ones were your favorite You used to sneak around and watch movies like the hangover and found out that you were to young to get the jokes but still laughed You either loved or hated the jonas brothers You had a major crush from someone on disney or nick You wished you lived on a hotel or cruise ship like Zack and Cody You wish you had cool gadgets and were supersmart like Jimmy neutron You loved beyonce,rihanna, and lady gagas music Your know the soulja boy by heart You used to spend hours outside in the summer playing tag, freeze tag, tv tag, capture the flag, or hide and seek You giggled when you heard songs like gives you hell, hollaback girl, or hot in here You or someone in your family was obsessed with sudoku puzzles You loved kid spy shows and movies like kim possible,spy kids, agent cody banks, and phineas and ferb You loved watching 90s shows like the fresh prince, full house, and home improvement You started to listen to Michael Jackson after he died You loved pixar movies like the incredibles, up and finding nemo You played guitar hero and rock band untill your fingers stared cramping You watched fred on youtube icarly and the amanda show were the funniest shows ever You watched all the harry potter and lord of the rings movies Your were obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Hilary duff You had a ddr mat at your house You loved the black and pies and fergie Your favorite party anthems were I gotta feeling, Get this party started, and Good girls go bad Your whole family knew all of nickelbacks songs You remember being a little kid and listening to Aaron Carter You begged your parents to buy you a membership on Club Penguin Your older sibling used to shoot you with an airsoft or paintball gun You smiled when you read this post more

Resolved Question: How do you feel when people make mean jokes about Michael Jackson?

Like on tv when you hear people make jokes about his face, the charges made against him, or most recently on Chelsea Lately, where "dying was the best thing for his career". It makes me so mad, and honestly I think people are just jealous. How do you feel? R.I.P MJ *King of Pop*So, uh yeah, Chelsea, please gimme a reason why you think that way. Is it just because your obviously a jealous bitch or what? more

Resolved Question: what would you do if you were in my situation(i need a womans advice)?

well growing up due to being different(head like ushers) people always maked jokes about me. whnever one person did, usually it'd end up being 4-5 people making jokes at the same time. id have to sit there and do nothing while ppl made jokes. it made me kinda sad but mad at the same time. not just that but people also harass me on other things. sincei m actually able to control my sexual urges i am a virgin at 16 but people always harass me about being a virgin"thats why you aint got a girl" "your a virgin". i mean people really made me feel like i didnt have 2 arms and 2 legs sometimes . although ppl harassed me alot no one ever did anything. my family is a extremely great one. they teach me alot, they are nice, like a sitcom kinda family, actually mine is like the proud family lol but i think the reason that i followed chivalry but always questioned it is because women have rules and stuff that says tehy get treated nicely automatic. they got rules that say no one can hit them,no one can talk about their weight,no one can be rude to them and if someone is then 20 people come in to help them while for me it was the other way around. on top of that people used to ignore me alot. i say hi or do something nice for them they just say hi or thanks and keep going while for other ppl its the other way around. last but not least if i ever spoke out about how mad or sad i was ppl just said"i dont care" and kept moving which actually makes me look pathetic. what makes me mad and sad was that people actually expected me to sit back,emotionally suffer and just keep quiet about it. i just wanna know how can people be like this(no offense women) but people take the time and care for women about their problems like weight and practically jump at anyone who does anything to them while people either made me suffer or watched me suffer. it doesnt happen anymore but the memory of it makes me very sad inside. usually ppl at my school wanna see me dance because what i did to feel better those years was id go home and when my parents were gone id blast music,dance and have fun. i learned to do the carlton all by mself and people always wanna see it.(im kinda like carlton,except the geeky part) im silly like him but i act like oscar proud at other times lol) and i can do james brown,michael jackson dances and some others and people would ask me to do the dances(mostly carlton, only a few know about james brown and m.j) and they are amazed and laugh but ive showed a few ppl m.j and james brown.i think i can do m.j dances easy because i have the heart of m.j since we our emotions are hidden in our dances and music and for my sisters graduation im doing billie jean since im known in my family for being a dancer. but the question still stands, how can ppl do things like that? more

Resolved Question: When will Michael Jackson jokes be acceptable to use again?

i mean up until the day before he died it was okay, but then everyone lost their fucking mind and people who would have previous made a pedophile joke the day before started preaching about how awesome he was and started chastising anyone that continued to make jokes about him. isn't that a bit hypocritical? So when do you think i could tell Michael Jackson jokes with out having to worry about a ton of fangirls nailing me to a tree?no i just think it's fun to laugh at people, myself included and i think it's hypocritical to love someone you made fun of simply because he's not with us anymore.don't get me wrong i don't hate the man, but i'm not goign to pretend like i never made fun of him. more

Resolved Question: Who do people think I'm offensive?

Just because I post a question about Michael Jackson pulling a girl's weave out, people are all pissed off about it. This section is far different from September. Tsk Tsk. People can't take a joke. more

Resolved Question: Is it wrong to be glad Michael Jackson is dead?

I make jokes about Dead Jackson (as I refer to him in my jokes) all the time. Nobody laughs. I laugh. Dead Jackson is a funny thing to say. I love Dead Jackson. I never liked Michael though. more

Resolved Question: does anyone know any jokes about michael jackson that DON'T insult him in any way?

PLEASE nothing that would insult anyone! NO MEAN JOKES!!!!!! just nice jokes, try to not say anything about his passing. and nothing about the allegations made against him. more

Resolved Question: Agree or Disagree: Micheal Jackson played just as much of a role in the Civil Rights movement as MLK & MX?

I've been thinking about how MJ--whom i jokingly consider 1 of the 3 Civil Rights Giants (Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, & Micheal Jackson)-- came onto the scene during the 1960's, and how he impacted the world at the height of his illustrious career People think i'm joking when i say MJ helped improve race relations, until they actually consider the impact his songs, dances, & messages had on people not just in the U.S., but around the world. BEFORE MICHEAL JACKSON ______________________________ + Black music (music made by Blacks) is played on separate radio stations + Black & White artists almost never collaborate on projects + The majority of Whites listen to music created by Whites + Blacks are considered pretty much useless by White Americans & non-Blacks outside America AFTER MICHEAL JACKSON __________________________ + A Black man (MJ) is inducted into the Guiness Book of world records as the most successful entertainer in human history + Black music starts becoming more & more popular outside the Black community (Pop, Hip Hop, etc) + People from all over the world--Whites, Blacks, Asians, etc--dance in MJ videos + Many White youth begein immitating MJ's dances & style +Many non-Black youth grow up listening to MJ, he becomes one of their most memorable entertainers of their child hood Go to almost any country in the world, and do the moonwalk & people will immediately think of Micheal. I guarantee you if Micheal Jackson had never existed, Obama would never have gotten elected R.I.P MJ--The King of Pop , Genius of Dance, & Leader in Race Relations http://music.com/video/michael-jackson/black-or-white/13406385 more

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