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Obama's 'stupid' jab at Vegas - CNN

Editor's note: Penn Jillette -- the larger, louder half of Penn & Teller -- is a magician, comedian, actor, author and producer. At a February 2 town hall in Nashua, New Hampshire, President Obama said, "You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when ...

Indian climate panel looks to offer independent insight - DailyTech

India, the world's second most populous nation and an emerging research powerhouse, announced last week that it was establishing its own independent climate panel to investigate climate change. Indian government officials said that they "cannot rely ...

Make My Day - American Reporter

Or as we speech teachers like to joke, people would rather die than give a speech ... The most frequent answers were usually "I'm afraid I'll be laughed at" or "I don't want to look stupid." So I helped them become desensitized to their fears by ...

Moggie lovers brighter than dog owners? Isaac Newton and Freud prove ... - Daily Mail

At first I thought it was a joke. But no. Dr Jane Murray really is the Cats Protection lecturer in feline epidemiology at Bristol University and, after months of assiduous research, she has produced a learned paper which she claims confirms that cat ...

Yes, Sarah Palin is a RINO. - Reality Check

Paul Streitz has decided to call Sarah Palin by her real name, because she endorsed John McCain (who is trying to win a fifth term as Senator) and said she will campaign for him. Fanatic Palinites, such as the editors of the misnamed ...

Crackle.com's 'Best of Penn Says: Religion' DVD Now Available on ... - TMCnet

CULVER CITY, Calif., Feb 08, 2010 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ -- The "Best of Penn Says: Religion" DVD, a compilation of episodes from "Penn Says," the original web series from Crackle.com, Sony Pictures Entertainment's online video network, is the ...

Apple To iPhone Developers: Don’t Use Location-Based Info ... - MocoNews.net

Net neutrality will look like a joke compared to what is brewing within the Apples and Googles of the world with their mobile advertising ambitions.

Waterville Valley Says Goodbye to Marc Decoteau - NHPR

Sarah: You know, he’d show up at my house and knock on the door and come bursting in and crack stupid jokes and then leave like three minutes later. Just cause he was driving by and thought it would be fun. Marc Decoteau came home on a cold bright ...

The New Face of Facebook - Salon

Today, in a fit of procrastination, I logged onto Facebook for about the fourth time this morning only to find that Mark Zuckerberg and team have once again changed the layout. That is what? four times in the past six months? Previously, I've ...

Thoughts on Super Bowl XLIV from the couch - Seattle Post Intelligencer

1:48 p.m.: It must be Super Bowl Sunday as Katie Couric is talking to President Obama about football. Couric first talked actual politics with the prez for 12 minutes, but, uhh, I was busy fixing the guacamole dip. 2:10 p.m.: OK, I was going to try ...

Open Question: Why did i change so much, how can i be who i was?

Over the past two years i've slid downhill now i'm at rock bottom. When i was younger (before 11th grade) my life was pretty much a blur. I had lots of bad memories I blocked out. I was basically living in hell. Then I started to get acceptance for my appearance and based a lot of my opinions of myself on my appearance. I know this is wrong but at the time it felt good to be accepted and pretty. Then my senior year of highschool I was focusing on being happy and was able to be my true self, a person i never knew existed and i was so surprised to realize i had this amazing person inside of me. Then i got into my first relationship and it helped me come out of my shell even more, but eventually it started to hurt me when my boyfriend stopped taking me out, telling me sweet things and starting actually trying to change me. He broke up with me twice. Now i feel ugly as ever i feel stupid and boring and not appealing to anyone as a friend or girlfriend. I cant make jokes like i used to. I don't smile or laugh. I'm in shock. I don't know how to be less afraid and be happy like I used to be. I feel like at the end of the relationship- the last few months I lost who I was. I feel like the person I am now isn't good enough and i hate myself and want to be who i really am like i used to be. But i'm scared. I was made shy by my boyfriend's mean actions. more

Open Question: is it o.k that one of my best friends used to be an ex hook-up of mine?

we never had sex, just fooled around over a summer fling after me telling him i liked him. then realized we were the best friends and remained that way. is this o.k or not, and do i have to reveal it to my boyfriend? cause i heard it's not good to be friends with ex for reasons that your past comes up. cause sometimes the theory is true. like we don't talk about our past together out of respect for our new lives but rarely something stupid will come up just when we're joking around...and makes me feel guilty. more

Open Question: Texas name change (minor)?

I am a 16 year old (HS Junior) Texan and I am contemplating changing my name (fully) for what are admittedly primarily convenience and aesthetic reasons. My first name is so absolutely common that one person yells it and 6-8 other people turn their heads in the hallways of my high school at any given time. While I know that college will likely offer a far more diverse group of names, I have been wanting to change my first name for about 10-12 years because I simply don't like it or my middle name, which together also produce a really stupid joke if one rolls it around in one's head for a few minutes. Coupled with this is my last name, which is fairly benign in most settings. However, I am in an NJROTC program, and it quickly spawned a series of annoying and sometimes unintentional puns due to my being referred to by my surname all of the time. My friends and mother know of my long-standing desire to change my name, but I only recently decided upon an alternate name that I like. My current plan will have me applying early for college in the next semester (fall), so I believe that, should I decide to stick with this name until then (the first name has been decided on for five months and I still have no problem with it, while the middle and last have been on a list of 'possibles' for far longer), I should apply for a legal name change in late May-early June. This would ensure that the change be completed by the start of my senior year of high school. Any comments/concerns/advice for me?1- My 18th will not be until after all of my college deadlines (even the latest ones), and would it not be easier to get used to a chosen name if I use it formally for a year before I must legally adhere to it? 2- My father knows of my discontent with my first and middle names, but I haven't told him about the name change idea quite yet. My mother seems only to be disturbed by having to call me by a wholly new name, including my last. However, my father had initially wanted to name me after my half-sister, so I doubt he has any real connection to my current first/middle.The last seems to be the only issue. I'm not trying to put down your advice, just bounce my own arguments off of objective viewers. Thank you for the input! more

Open Question: me and my best friends relationship?

So me and this guy are best friends we dated for like two weeks and it didn't go as planned. the funny thing is when we are together just friends every one asks u s if we r dating because we act like it but when we were dating he acted like we were barely friends. i still have a lot of feelings for him when we look in each others eyes we cant help but to smile. he always says that he wished he would have never been like that when we were dating and that we would have been still going strong if we were dating and he didn't act like it. but one day he will say something really stupid and lie to me or something and when i get pissed he will do anything to be near me and he will apologize and say it was jealousy. he also said that he loved me and he would do anything for me and i mean the world to him but he still wont do anything about it and it just upsets me because it just sounds like he is making a big joke outta this. me and him are like twins tho we have alike personality's and every thing. he always does something that makes me get into a play fight with him and we just have a great time together and im thinking hes gonna ask me to do something with me on valentines day but i am not sure but i hope he does. and he was just over to my house gets along with my family which is great and he was telling me how when he was havin dinner with his parents that they had a whole conversation about me. he also gets jealous when i talk to guys that like me and if i talk about guys and say one is hot or something he will always get jealous and he will try something stupid to try and get back at me. so let me no what you think about this whole thing... please and thank you! more

Open Question: Should I hip hop dance?

Ok I really really want to do hip hop dancing it has already started but they need more ppl the problem is my bestfriends boyfriend doesn't like me she's my old bestfriend now were like friends and now were not as close as we used to be and they both hip hop dance she wants me to dance too and so does his sister. He doesn't like me because he knows I used to like her and there was a problem in the summer where some ppl were saying racist slur about Chinese ppl how I guess they were eating cat and stupid me I called her and told her what they said and he thinks I was in on the joke. Should I hip hop dance I think it would just cause problems? more

Open Question: Modern warfare 2 patch. 26th of this month?

My stupid brother did the 10th prestige thing and got boosted all the way to 10th prestige...at first i didnt care but then i find out on the 26th they are going to do a patch and when they do whoever is 10th prestige and doesnt have over ten days of game play they do something to your account...what are they going to do? i heard they will cancel my account and i can't play xbox live anymore. Please tell me this is a joke. more

Open Question: Can my own Republican party give me MORE reason to switch my party affiliation to Independent or Democrat?

COME ON GUYS!!! We Lost the Presidential election and saw what Sarah Palin did. Oh and for those of you who dont remember she COST US THE ELECTION!!!!!!! 100k for cloth from the RNC. Stupid comments about seeing Russia and shooting down Putin's plane....... Shamed a Good man like John McCain and cost him the ELECTION!! This lady is dumber than a roof shingle and even WRITES NOTES ON HER PALM !!!!!! WTF!!! I can no longer affiliate myself to the Republican Party. Shame on you all for shaming our party and associating the Republican Party with a nitwit....We are supposed to be compassionate conservatives not idiots. People all over the world are laughing at us yet my Party DEFENDS her in writing kindergarten notes on her palm,....... I didnt believe it when my co-worker told me. I actually thought he was joking till I saw it on Fox News. omg more

Open Question: will a gay guy be mad about this?

me and my bestfriend went on a chat room of gay guys and lesbians.just for fun now we are stuck with one thats very nice and his in love,its been going on for a year and we couldnt figure out anything to do,its like a long distance relationship and i used my brothers pictures lmfao so what should we do,also he used to be bisexual or whatever he is lying about ITS NOT FUNNY! WE DONT WANT TO BREAK HIS HEART,AND WE NEED A WAY OUT his like really in love,we treat him very sweet and nice,also tomorrow his getting his valentine stuff :) WHAT CAN WE DO? END IT AND LEAVE,OR TELL THE TRUTH AND END IT by the way his not that good of looking,also this is NOT a joke and its not even funny,now help,like i said its going on for more then a year now,and we cant get out of it,we dont want no harm and were very stupid for doing that more

Open Question: Why is TNA such an ass?

Ok, so if you have been watching TNA, you have seen how they keep mocking TNA, and their superstars! I don't know if you heard, but like in a TNA show Taz made a joke about mike adamle, while mick was talking about announcers, and how bad some are, Taz mention him! Another is when stupid hulk hogan says "What you gona do Vince, when the TNA maniacs come for you" or something like that! And another is when Tara debuted in TNA and ODB, told here to get out of TNA, because it wasn't for divas, only for knockouts!! And what I mean is what the f***k its the point of all that, why cant they just do their f**king job and wrestle, why do they keep talking about WWE???? If they are trying to be the best wrestling show in the business they should shot their holes and just do it, try to work their ass there, although they are never going to get there, but tryy!! And the final moment that made me loose the little respect that i had for TNA was the f***king "ORLANDO SCREWJOB" were AJ STYLES AND FLAIR SCREWED KURT ANGLE!! Seriously, they are so f***king stupid they can come up with their own stuff, and especialy this looked like they were trying to make fun of something that really happen (Montreal Screwjob). TNA sucks, and WWE will always be the best, even with the PG crap!!! more

Open Question: Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Okay well here's my story i like this guy and he knows cause my friend told him and he said " okay well im not shy cause alot of girls like me" and like at times i feel like he likes me but then at times i feel like he doesnt i caught him starring at me like 2 times and once i almost got late to class and i saw him and we were walking and he made me laugh cause he was walking funy (; so i giggled and like he calls me bobby lol (people at my school call me bob cause its a joke lol but im a girl :D) and like once this dude and another doode were fighting and like people got in a circle around them and i was next to the guy i like and he was starring at me weird and i was like "what!" and he said get away from me im alergic to guys and like after he said that he got away form me :( (and i know thats stupid but it really hurt me D: ) and im so confused i wanna tell my friend to ask him if he likes me but im scared what if he says no and that would really hurt me i really like him please help!!!! more

Open Question: According to you.....?

I'm stupid I'm useless I can't do anything right According to you I'm difficult Hard to please Forever changing my mind I'm a mess in a dress Can't show up on time Even if it would save my life According to you According to you But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible He can't get me out of his head According to him I'm funny,irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby tell me what I got to lose He's into me for everything I'm not According to you According to you I'm boring I'm moody You can't take me any place According to you I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away I'm the girl with the worst attention span You're the boy who puts up with it According to you According to you But according to him I'm beautiful,incredible He can't get me out of his head According to him I'm funny, irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby tell me what I got to lose He's into me for everything I'm not According to you I need to feel appreciated like I'm not hated Oh, no Why can't you see me through his eyes? It's too bad you're making me dizz-ay According to me you're stupid you're useless you can't do anything right But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible He can't get me out of his head According to him I'm funny, irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it Baby tell me what I got to lose He's into me for everything I'm not According to you [you, you] According to you [you, you] According to you I'm stupid I'm useless I can't do anything right more

Open Question: please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Open Question: my boyfriend is asking me this?

okay. so I've had a boyfriend for about a week. and he texted me today and he was joking around and he asked me if i was gonna put out. i didn't answer him, cause I'm definably not doing anything since its only one week but I'm pretty sure he meant for the future. and idk i don't plan these things lmfao. he said it was just a simple innocent question and keeps asking but I'm kinda apprehensive. like, i really like him but idk if he's with a friend or not right now trying to see how far i will go or what not, and i for sure do not want to make the relationship all about sexual things, cause that's still stupid, i want him to be a friend too that i can just hang out with without doing things ya know? i don't know. aha help. what do i say/do? more

Open Question: I'm feeling depressed and possibly suicidal, what should I do?

hey, first i wanna apologize for my little sister's questions she is just a teenager and really obnoxious all the time so sorry for her rude questions she shouldn't be on the computer anyway. wat i want to ask is i've been feeling depressed lately and im beginning to question my very existence i feel very sad all the time and sometimes i just want to crawl into a hole and never come out because i hate my life so much i turn eighteen in three months and am graduating high school this year but my parents are having serious talks with me about my future and how i havent planned for it its not that i don't want to it's just that i get nervous im on many medications stimulants in the morning and antidepressants in the evening i have add and major ocd and i show symptoms of very mild autism because im anitsocial but my doctors say im not so i dont know what to believe im just so sad all the time and i want to sleep all the time even in school but i have good grades so it's not like im failing i want to make more friends but im too shy and embarrassed i have a ton of zits but i wash my face everyday i swear but the zits wont go away im not fat and in fact i exercise at least four times per week and i get adequate sleep and eat right the worst part about my eating is a soda per day sometimes two but other than that i eat right and even though im not fat i have a belly but i can hide it plus im small one of the smallest men in my family only five foot three inches and that makes me sad because i know that even if i conquer all my other problems ill never get a girlfriend because they will think im too short and don't say "yes you will, you just need time" my specialist basically said im doomed to be short even artificial growth hormones wont help and i cry a lot usually two to five times per week usually at night before i take antidepressants and the worst part is i cant masturbate not because i think it's wrong but because i think my medicine is keeping me from having an orgasm no matter how hard i try i cant orgasm and it frustrates me and if i cant ejaculate then i cant have children so wats the point in life if i cant reproduce i feel like ill never be good at anything im good at videogames but my parents cut me off from that during the school year because theyre overprotective and i really want to just have a friend even somebody to e-mail because im too shy at school and when i say friends i mean people that like me for who i am but im a nervous wreck all the time who wants to be friends with a nervous psycho i also take people too seriously even when they joke i always have a serious face and they say im just kidding and im like i know but they dont believe me and sometimes i just want to die not literally like i would actually kill myself i would never do that because im not religious and i dont believe anything lies after death and also i wouldnt feel so bad but my brothers got all the good genes in the family theyre super tall over six foot three inches and theyre one and two years younger than me no lie no zits theyve had girlfriends and theyre popular at school and they make me feel really terrible about myself the only good thing i can think of about me is that ive never resorted to using illicit drugs or alcohol to solve my problems no lie but thats not even a one hundred percent good thing because lots of kids at school use drugs and theyre fine even kids in ap classes like me and they make straight a's its just not fair i never thought id be suicidal but yesterday i was reflecting on life and my mind drifted off to negative thoughts i wasnt thinking on my own but i thought if i could just overdose on my prescribed meds i wouldnt have to be stressed anymore just empty nothingness and that nothing would be wrong with that but then i snapped back to reality and thought no way id never do that thats stupid and selfish think of all the people id hurt and things could be worse i could have hiv/aids in africa or something so i knew i wasnt thinking properly but im afraid my mind will drift off again and ill start thinking negative thoughts again its never happened to that extent and im not suicidal i was just dazed for a little bit if that makes sense i know this is long but please if somebody could answer anybody id appreciate input ill delete the question so my little sister doesnt see it when she logs on and thinks im a psycho which i know i sort of am but at least im trying to get help even if its online oh by the way this is a boy and not a girl despite the name this is her older brother using her account please don't tell her i used her account last thing i need is for my sister to tell my parents what im writing ok last thing please no religious answers like accept the lord as your savior or stuff like that im not religious and thats final i dont mind if people say theyll pray for me just dont try to convert me i appreciate all legitimite answers thank you very much in advance i just want more

Open Question: does she like me? ill answer ur questions if u answer this?

we were talking on our friend's blog me: everyone hates me her:no one hates u. her: no!!! nobody hates u!.......ur just weird.....lol dont take that offensively me:how else would i take it? as a compliment? her:well its a good thing....ya no to b different!!!!! and nobody hates u me:Well you don't know what it's like to be hated.except ya u do know i guess. #### really hates you. despite that noone hates you, lets see who hates me " ####, some kid from my preschool, ####, ####, you, and thats it. her: O MY GOD! i hate #### 2! but that has nothin 2 do with this conversation. (my name in capital letters)!!!!! they dont hate u they just think that sometimes u can b annoying. every1 has those little things against ppl. come on i dont hate u. (neither does ####) me:ok, number 1. you spelt my name right! :-D thank you for that. and number 2, how could i be LESS annoying? If that last question sounded mean, it wasn't supposed to be. its a straight foward question. her:ur welcome for spellin ur name rite. and heres a little thing dat people say is slightly annoyin about u. this is gonna sound weird but stop being so funny....lol me:its a reflex.if someone says something that could be made into a joke, boom. i say it. humor is my only good trait. her:i no. but ppl say that u try 2 hard to b funny. me: from now on i will not make a single joke. her: u can make a joke just its not like jokes its that u do things that we can all tell that ur trying to make ppl laugh! me: i am so annoying :-( her:y do u care so much about this?? i dont care wat ppl think about me, evn if its something mean...i move on and think that that person is stupid.....and if they wanna say something mean like that then theyre not my friend. me:ok, I'll forget about it.im just gonna get it out of my head. her: ya good job....i feel like a counsaler . is dat how u evn spell it? me:well its close enough her:ya whtevs more

Open Question: Can i call the police on this guy? (PLEASE READ!!!)?

NOTE: I HAVE ASKED THE QUESTION BUT I NEEDED TO ADD SOME DETAIL AND I REALLY WANT MORE ANSWERS. Okay well i have somewhat of a "Online Stalker" that i met over YouTube because of my videos and networking. Obviouslly, Im not so stupid that I would give him my info. I know how to be safe on the internet. After I quit videos, We still talked btu then he started pissing me off so my friends all told him off and he got mad and then I blocked him. THEN SOMEHOW he got my last name (!?!)and none of my friends told him it. He was making his status messages My full name and aim and stuff so i just ignored him. A while after, he started talking to my OTHER friend named jessica. He would comment on the status' she comment on and call her by her full name and that was just creepy. Thats when i realized he was a major stalker. He just yesterday IMed my friend jessica saying he knew where she lvied and that "I told him" and hes gonna like stalk her. What do I do!!?? ADDITIONAL INFORMATION : -Im 95% sure hes a 16 year old that lives in Texas (Ive talked to him on xBox live so i can tell by his voice and he also made a few videos showing his face -He'll sometimes Sexually harrass other people (GIRLS) (he has done it to me but i dont remember exactly what he said) over the internet, by saying things like "*touches *****" or "*sticks **** in ******" and ALLOT of innapropriate things. -He acts like a Stalker/Rapist , but im (almost) sure that hes just a cyber bully with no friends..:) -In the past week or so, I have talked to him over status messages but it wasnt a long convo it was just a simple "lol" or joking around thing. After what happen with him stalking my friend, i flipped out. i unblocked him sent him a.. neccesary.. im and blocked him again :) -I have already put some evidence together but not much. I plan on asking the girls that i know he harrasses and asking them to send some stuff over to me. more

Open Question: Severe PLMD (Periodic Limb Movement Disorder) Please Help???!!!?

Okay, here goes...I'm a 21 year old male who've had a severe case of PLMD for the past 4 years. I mean, hell, I didn't even had a decent night's sleep for nearly 4 years ago where right now I'm at the point of complete exhaustion and I can't function right in society anymore. One time I became really deperaste, I hit myself in the head in a baseball bat and blacked out, ending up having a concussion. My gpa at college went down cuz I can't function in school anymore, and I'm losing friends cuz of this stupid disorder, it's literally ruining my life. During the night, my chest, head, arms, legs, or foot w.e., jerks and thrash vioently EVERY time I ready to sleep, thus preventing me from sleeping. This never happens when Im awake, ONLY when I'm asleep. Why is my body doing this to me? I went to the doc and asked if there were any treatments, he said no sorry you have to live it. This pisses me off. I'm really screwed up mentally because of this. I am considering suicide because I cannot keept on living my life like this. I tried taking alcohol or sleeping pills where I can relax and drift off to sleep but no, it only m akes my jerks even more violently where I actually hurt myself. One time my head jerked so violently, It fractured a disc in my neck. Now I'm scared to go to sleep, because I don't want to wake up the next morning paralyzed from the neck down. I don't know what to do. Please help, and this is serious answers so no half-assed jokes or stupid answers. more

Open Question: I always thought I knew if I guy was flirting, now I am not sure!?

When we are together he tells jokes and drops random bits of information in and his body language most of the time seems like he is flirting. Also stupid stuff like how was the weekend, where do I see myself going in my job, and how I like my tea. I know some of that is a bit lame. What are some clear signs a guy is flirting? more

Open Question: What to do when you just dont wanna live?

Well im a 15 year old sophomore girl and im just sick of everything..especially school. i never understand anything and my friends constantly make fun of me for that. they call me stupid b/c im slower than them and im not in all honors classes. They always comment on my clothes, which to me are fine. THEY'RE the ones who need to get their clothes fixed.. and have you ever had a friend that you just use until your real friends come? thats who i am to most of the people i call friends....i dont even want to talk to them or see their faces or do anything...and they always have the audacity to ask whats wrong with me when they are the problem... and as for my grades ive basically lost hope...im good in all my classes except spanish and algebra 2...algebra just doesnt make sense so i dont even bother to do the work or complete the test b/c im just gonna fail...why waste my effort? i just hate everything now and im not good enough for anything. i was created as a joke to the world...and i know you people will think im just a teenager and im just complaining like all teenagers do, and maybe thats the case...but when will my "complaining" end? when im dead? more

Open Question: 21st birthday gift ideas?

Soo ive been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years.. he turns 21 very soon and i got him a main gift, like the expensive part lol and i just wanted to throw some stupid shit together like gag/joke gifts.. what are some ideas? i know likt he main.. : tums, advil, mouthwash, a shotglass, wat else? i need a creative mind lol its for a guy. more

Open Question: How do I shake this man?

I'm going crazy and I dont know what to do! I'm seeing this guy who I'm sooo attracted to. At first he wouldn't look my way, but now when we see eachother, he's all over me! He likes it when I give him alot of attention when there are other guys around, because the guys flirt with me alot. No one knows about us, so thats why they flirt, and I flirt too, but I can do that because Im not his girl. I also get a little jealous when girls are in his face, but I dont say anything. Anyway, the problem is that I cant get him off my mind. I know he likes me too, but he has a weird way of showing it sometimes. He's always joking around and Im more of a serious person. I dont wanna waste my time or catch deeper feelings if he's not that into me. What should I do? I'm seriously thinking about letting it go, but everytime i see him or when he calls me, I get the warm and fuzzy feeling. Should I stick it out and wait for him? I'm not ready to tell him how I feel, I think he will reject me or make a stupid joke about it. more

Open Question: Do I have a chance or should I just let it go?

This girl and I were getting close and all of sudden out of nowhere the most unlikely of guys was holding this girl I that like. She still gives me these feelings that she is interested in me like she calls me by my full first name, she looks like shes mad even though I done nothing(now I hardly ever talk to her), looks sad, laughs at my jokes; but yet still talks about her boyfreind around me and does't even get mad at him for the stupid things he does(sometimes it seems as if she is rubbing it in my face). I want to know if it will last between them, should I see her more often, because I am really just starting to hate her more than anything and I am starting to lose all good feelings about her. I also want to know whether she is just dating him for conveneince because his freind is dating one of her freinds. She also said I am perfect, I don't know what to make of that. Anything would help both from a female or even a males perspective. more

Open Question: what so you think about my situation with my best friend?

So me and this guy are best friends we dated for like two weeks and it didn't go as planned. the funny thing is when we are together just friends every one asks u s if we r dating because we act like it but when we were dating he acted like we were barely friends. i still have a lot of feelings for him when we look in each others eyes we cant help but to smile. he always says that he wished he would have never been like that when we were dating and that we would have been still going strong if we were dating and he didn't act like it. but one day he will say something really stupid and lie to me or something and when i get pissed he will do anything to be near me and he will apologize and say it was jealousy. he also said that he loved me and he would do anything for me and i mean the world to him but he still wont do anything about it and it just upsets me because it just sounds like he is making a big joke outta this. me and him are like twins tho we have alike personality's and every thing. he always does something that makes me get into a play fight with him and we just have a great time together and im thinking hes gonna ask me to do something with me on valentines day but i am not sure but i hope he does. and he was just over to my house gets along with my family which is great and he was telling me how when he was havin dinner with his parents that they had a whole conversation about me. so let me no what you think about this whole thing... please and thank you!he also gets jealous when i talk to guys that like me and if i talk about guys and say one is hot or something he will always get jealous more

Open Question: How to ask a girl if she likes me? (warning: bizare twist comming)?

I am 13. She is a year and a half older. She likes me, and I Like her too. (I know that from the 3 hours we had/got to sit next to each other =D ) I love her personality and the way she acts. I know she likes me because 6/6 people on answers said that she is interested in me. For some reason, I think we are both nervous (just like anybody would) due to the fact that we've most likely never said the sentence "do you like me?". I am completely comfortable saying those words, but I am more worried about rumors being spread or being made fun of and regretting that I ever talked to her. But my brother is the most nosy person on the planet. (did I say that right?) It's not fun when I'm discussing an English test with a girl that i'm not interested in and people blurt "***** is FLIRTING??" I take it seriously. My twin brother would make fun of it after school for like a half hour (my twin is in my class) and soon after he would say they (the class) was joking. The reason of the soandso is flirting thing is because I've made fun of people who are textaholics and say stupid things like "who ya textin? Your girlfriend?" Now I am in a situation where a girl likes me and I also like them. Even worse, when I was conversing with her, I didn't ask for her phone number or name. She asked most of the questions, unfortuanetly. I only answered. Cause I'm shy, and need to overcome that fear. How, in a polite way, can I tell her that I like her without creeping her out? End if bizzare twist Also, my parents don't approve going out to the movies on Friday night, so it's a little harder to do something fun. And with my brother at home, he's gonna be saying "jdhd and thde sitting on a tree kissing" or some corny joke that offends me for some reason. more

Open Question: when you tell a guy you like them and they dont like you back they embarrass you by tellin every1 y?

my friend told aguy that she liked him and then he told people and now he is saying stuff like oh will you go out with me as a joke its just really... stupid! more

Open Question: Using me for a bj or likes me?

So I have class with this guy tht sits next to me nd always puts his hands near my crotch and feels up and down my leg. He always calls me sweetie and beautiful in front of everyone, but he asked me for a bj the other day. I wasn't sure if he was joking or not, so I laughed it off and said, in your dreams. Call me crazy, but this guy is gorgeous and I can't help but kind of fall for him. The thing is I'm so confused because he's sending me mixed signs he even told me one in class to turn around so he could have a better view of my chest(I was wearing a slightly low ct shirt) I'm so stupid for kind of liking him. What do u think? Am I just a toy to him? I can never tell if he's kidding or not. He's so so so sweet tho he always does the cutest things like walk me to class nd stuff. more

Open Question: girl says she likes me and wants a relationship, then ignores me and tells me she isnt ready? wtf!?

*This is kinda long, im sorry but its the only way for readers to get a picture of what this girl and myself are like. thanks to people who read it* i started talking to this girl like a month ago, i had known her for years we grew up together and she moved away, then moved back. we were kinda dating but it wasn't official. we established that we liked each other but she told me she wanted to go slow, because of her past relationships and family issues. her last boyfriend was with her for almost a year and she told me she was in love with him but that he was to controlling and then threatened his life if she left him, and she just broke up with him like 2 or 3 months ago. so i told her i would and that i understand. we hung out and talked everyday (we dont go to school together) she would text me everyday all day and call me at night. (i felt really happy during this time, im really shy so i dont get a break threw with girls often.) and then we started seeing each other. i didnt want to do anything to make her push me away so i kinda just kept her at the friend level. and i let her have the pace, so that she could control how fast or slow we went. we went to the movies on our first date after eating at a resturant and she held my hand for the first time. and then we started cuddling and stuff after we hung out more.. well one day after hanging out with her she didnt talk to me at all. for like two days she didnt talk to me. and i didnt know what to think cause she didnt tell me anything. then the third day she texted me saying that she was lost and felt that we were more than friend and that she didnt want that right now. (i let her set the pace remember)then she texted me like a day or two after that and we talked a little bit and i told her we can restart and just be friends for now. well we dont really talk much. i feel like she keeps herself from me and pushes me away. We will text back in fourth most of the day then the next day she wouldn't talk to me much at all, and some days she just responds with one word answers not really offering a conversation. im not stupid so i just stop talking to her when she does that. i try to give her her space. i haven't seen her for like two weeks now...but she is really confusing and idk what to think. well anyways she started talking to me a bit more. and we started joking around and whatnot and like two nights ago she called me and we talked on the phone. but then yesterday she just kinda stopped talking to me up untill late last night. i asked her if she wanted to hang out because i haven't seen her in a while, and even friends hang out. she said yes, and i told her we could go out like around 4 and she asked if it was a date or if we just hanging out. i told her were hanging out but if she wants to go on a date i would. but that i wanted her to be ready so the same thing dont happen and she told me thats sweet of me to put myself in her shoes and thanked me. well 4pm came around and she hadn't talked to me all day. so i texted her and asked if she still wanted to go or what? and she just said she has to babysit. which isnt a problem but why didnt she text me ahead of time, and tell me she couldn't do it? sometimes i feel like she just thinks of herself....a part of me is thinking that she is just playing games, and that she doesn't really have feeling for me even though she said she did. and that those first two weeks we were dating she was just bored and lonely, and then school started and she just kinda pushed me aside. and that i should just cut my losses its not going to happen, and move on. she said she doesn't want to tag me along and have me think something thats not true. and i have no reason to not believe her, or do i? then the otherside says that i really really like her and that maybe she is telling the truth and maybe she is having a hard time, and really just needs space. i heard that boys make stressfull times even more stressfull. i dont want to make things worse. but every day that goes by and im her friend i feel like shit. but i dont want to let her go cause i dont want to wonder the rest of my life if this girl that has everything i look for in a girl might have gone somewhere with me? fml thanks if u read all that lol. more

Open Question: How can I show my true side to a girl I like?

There is this girl that I really like but not sure if she likes me. Anyways the only thing that people know me for is the kid that plays xbox a lot(no joke), plays Volleyball, and is kinda immature(usually in my class because the guys are also immatuter) but funny. Just to clarify about playing xbox a lot its the only thing I have to do in my town seeing as there is only one person to hang out with and I like videogames. Im not a nerd in public but everyone assumes it even when I show no signs or say anything like it. Only my other friends that play videogames ever here me talk about the subject but only in private. Anyways I want to show her that there is an actual sensetive side to me and that I like her. I like songs that have a significant meaning no matter the genre or speed, I dont mind romance movie, and stuff like that. I just want to show her im not just some stupid jerk and that I can be trustworthy. Any tips to change her opinion of me and if not her show it to everybody else.Also if anyone has heard "Self-esteem" by The Offspring, that has my name all over it. In other words im shy and got no guts. more

Open Question: Does he like me? help? please?

So he's my tutor. and i've known him for about a year. He's really shy but lately he's been opening up more and we actually have conversations. He's really nice and i think I'm falling for him. We don't go to the same school but we will next year. We text a lot but it's not as much as i text my guy friends. Sometimes i think he's flirting with me but i'm not used to shy guys so i never can tell if hes just joking and being nice or if he maybe likes me. I just wish i knew because it's driving me crazy, i mean like i'm always thinking about him. I fall for guys easily so i can never tell if they like me or not. He's a year older than me, if that changes anything. I don't know i just wish i had an answer. PLEASE no stupid answers. Thanks :) oh and i don't think he has a girlfriend but i'm not certain. more

Open Question: Do you think my Best friend likes me?

So me and this guy are best friends we dated for like two weeks and it didn't go as planned. the funny thing is when we are together just friends every one asks u s if we r dating because we act like it but when we were dating he acted like we were barely friends. i still have a lot of feelings for him when we look in each others eyes we cant help but to smile. he always says that he wished he would have never been like that when we were dating and that we would have been still going strong if we were dating and he didn't act like it. but one day he will say something really stupid and lie to me or something and when i get pissed he will do anything to be near me and he will apologize and say it was jealousy. he also said that he loved me and he would do anything for me and i mean the world to him but he still wont do anything about it and it just upsets me because it just sounds like he is making a big joke outta this. me and him are like twins tho we have alike personality's and every thing. he always does something that makes me get into a play fight with him and we just have a great time together and im thinking hes gonna ask me to do something with me on valentines day but i am not sure but i hope he does. and he was just over to my house gets along with my family which is great and he was telling me how when he was havin dinner with his parents that they had a whole conversation about me. so let me no what you think about this whole thing... please and thank you! more

Open Question: What do you think i should do? boy troubles!?

Okay I'm thirteen and don't say I'm too young to be dating, I'm just curious. My crush is popular, and he has blonde hair and freckles and he is in my class. He puts his arm around me sometimes when he's not around his friends that don't like me, and we take pictures together. In one he is kissing me on the cheek. He is really funny and he laughs at even my stupid jokes. We have a couple inside jokes too. I sometimes catch him staring at me, and if i do, he either just smiles or keeps staring at me. Its a little weird but at the dance two nights ago some girls went and took his shirt off and he kept hugging me. It was kind of funny cuz I smelled like him all night :) He will come up and hit me with a little school dictionary or a balloon or something stupid like that. He teases me a lot, and thinks I have a crush on him (which i do) so he teases me about that too. i don't know if he likes me. He doesn't want to date until highschool, but we will still hang out with eachother then anyways and he says that he likes a girl, but won't tell me who it is. My mom was at the dance working the canteen and she came up to me and was like, "did you see that boy with the blonde hair? I think he likes you!" I'm only thirteen and a little confused, so please help or give me some pointers or suggestions, or tell me if you think he likes me. Thanks! more

Open Question: i like a guy but he's 5 years older than me?

i like dis guy and he's my best friend his name is Tyson and i've known him since i was born our parents are best friends and he's like the world to me i'm 13 and he's 18 i know it's weird to hav an age difference but since we're part asian girls are supposed to marry guys that are older (my dad is older than my mom but like 4 years) so we always played together when we were little and he was really sweet he was as childish as me and it was just his personality but his little sister which is 2 years older than me has a brother-complex for him until now so she always stood in the way but Tyson always says things like "i 'll make yu fall in love with me" so when i was 6 he was 10 and he said he was going to america for education and because his mom remarried so he asked me to marry him even though i remember my mom saying that when he left my eyes were red for 3 days. He said he would keep his promise to marry me but we were little kids. Then i moved to california a few months after but he was in new york.And over the summer last year he flew to california with his family to stay at my house because of the financial issues so he stayed with us for 2 months and we kinda caught up we've been dating other people we really haven't talked about the promise. But i was fine it was just a stupid little kids thing. So the more i was with him the more i grew into liking him again so 1 month became 2 and a half months he always joked around saying that he likes me and he teases me like he's just like my age he says things like "i can help you're just contagious and beautiful" he always grabs me and hugs me and we we go out for like picking up groceries he makes it seem like we're a couple in front of people and he says he doesn't care and he enjoys being with me. he holds my hand and i feel like he doesn't like me but he's just teasing my his mom told me that when he left all he asked about was me. But later when it was almost time for school we always talked on the phone text ed, chat everything he told me that his parents arranged a marriage for him but he said he doesn't like his fiancee one bit so i moved one and i have a boyfriend now until last week he called and said " i will still keep my promise and marry you one day, just wait" more

Open Question: Why do people stop their New Year's Resolution after Febuary?

So I was running today and I normally see all these people since January 1(No Joke) walking and stuff. Anyways, now I have noticed less people at gyms and less people at the fruit and yogurt sections. I thought that it's kind of stupid to say "I will lose weight" and they do it for a month lose 10lbs and stop and gain 20 for the 5th time in a row. They say "it's my year(year to fail again)". Anyways if you are one of these people, Why did you stop? more

Open Question: How do you buy a house?

okay I know this sounds like a stupid question but I am really curious. I want to move out but I don't think it's practical to pay $1000 for rent a month before utilities etc and it goes twords nothing, where I could be putting that money twords a house for myself. Oh and that $1000 bucks isnt for renting a house its for a studio attached to the main house... no joke. I know you need so much money down.. houses here go for 300k and upwards. how do you get the money down? Its like 50k or something. I just dont understand. Please help. Thanks more

Open Question: How do I get my boyfriend to stop messing with me?

He likes to joke around with me and mess with my head, and it's fine SOMETIMES, but he just takes the jokes too freaking far. For the past month he's been worshiping my ass and telling me that he wanted to have anal sex with me, even though I told him I didn't want it and he'd said previously that he didn't want to either. For the past MONTH. Just get that into your head. The first week or two I insisted he was joking, but he said he wasn't, so of course I suspected that he actually did want to have anal sex. So last night we were talking about it and I was about ready to give in and experiment with anal sex with him, when he starts laughing and telling me he's not serious and that he can't believe I even believed him. But I didn't think it was funny at all. He makes fun of me about how gullible I am, but it's like... he takes the jokes TOO FAR. For christ's sake, I'd told him for two entire weeks that he was joking but he kept insisting he wasn't... why shouldn't I believe him? I trust him, don't I? Why can't he just tell me he's joking once I accuse him of doing so, rather than dragging the whole thing out so long? He does this all the time with other, smaller things. He likes making me feel dumb or something. But this anal sex thing was the last straw because I was really about to let him experiment with it, and then he tells me he's kidding, and I feel so f***ing embarrassed and stupid. He thinks it's funny and insists they're jokes. I consider them to be lies. How do I express to him that I don't want him to do it anymore, and how do I ensure that he doesn't? (I think this isn't a big enough deal to break up with him about, so don't suggest it. I want actual advice.) more

Open Question: Is this yo momma joke funny?

yo momma so stupid and fat when she saw the AFC and the NFC in the pro bowl she said wheres KFC. more

Open Question: Could i sew someone for being mean to me on facebook?

long story short i put a picture of megan fox on my facebook profile to be a joke. these 2 girl said very nasty things like; 1.ur such a whore and your not hot like megan fox and ur so fucking stupid... and so on. could i sew them? more

Open Question: My boyfriend is great sometimes, but sometimes he's not. What to do?

We've been dating for over a year. He wants to get married and I can't decide. It depends on the day. Some days, he's the epitome of attractiveness: he's charming and hilarious and I just can't peel myself away from him. Other days are uneventful and it's just okay. And some days, he drives me crazy, and I don't really feel attracted to him. His laugh annoys me, his jokes annoy me, and I start to notice all the little stupid things that shouldn't matter. It literally changes by the day, and I'm not sure what to do about it. It's really weird, and I don't understand what's going on with my feelings. Why can't I just feel consistently one way or the other? Is he really changing or is it just my perception? I honestly think he acts differently from one day to the next. So maybe I'm attracted to some aspects of his personality and not others? On the good days, I can't imagine living life without him because that feeling is better than anything I could have ever hoped for. It's like a very powerful magnet drawing us together. But on the bad days, I get irritated easily and start to notice other guys. It's particularly difficult for me because it seems like everything else falls into place (stable career, amazing family, similar beliefs/worldview, shared interests/lifestyle, similar goals). He's a great catch! A real keeper. That makes me particularly hesitant to even think about letting him go. I'd rather see things work out between us, but those pesky bad days are confusing me and making life difficult. more

Open Question: i like this guy but this guy is my friends BF?

so i like this guy and this guy is my friend's bf my friend sit across from me at history, writing, & math she's kinda a gossip girl so i'm afraid to tell her..... or any of my friends siince they're all a group she says she likes the guy but i dont think so, becuz she was all joking when she ask him out and after she found out that he got something for her for valentines day she says she likes him but before that shes always saying hes a midget dumb ugly stupid and all that stuff.... i dont know if he likes me or not her GF (my friend) says he talks a lot about me, before we even knew each other but and after we knew each other we got along great ~~but when i first talked with him he said he hated the one girl that likes him becuz the girl likes him even though he has a GF i'm just afraid if i tell him he'll hate me what i'm also afraid of is this might be my 5th broken heart what should i do now??GOD DAMMIT SHE KISSED HIM more

Open Question: questions for some of california's stupid laws...?

their are so many dumb laws in this state... for example , If a burgler comes to your house to rob you and he happens to fall and hurt himself he can sue you.. what kind of shit is that?? Also if you have a mean dog to protect your property even with a sign that says "beware Dog'. and the dog bites him your ass is in trouble. it blows my mind that these are actually laws . there's so many more ,but just thinking about them pisses me off. here's one more dumb one, you can have a gun ..but the bullets must be in the trunk of your car.. that does me alot of good LOL!! [Hold on murderer let me get my bulletts] its a friggin joke, who passes these laws? state of California more

Open Question: i just wrote this to an associate on youtube on a question why i dislike islam - what you think?

i am an ex - musliman islam uined my life i left islam last year i was circumcised - i didnt want to be circumcised i had to memorize quran when i dont even speak arabic - how stupid is that? afterwards my parents brought me to UAE for 3 years to learn arabic - this wasted 3 years of my life when i could have been working and studying when i came back to london, there was a recession so now i have been doing nothing for 7 years you can get killed for leaving islam - this is the biggest injustice on earth - people should be allowed to think what they want my parents are from somalia but i havent been to somalia and i see some stupid sharia law there - i think you're familiar with it all the money i could have had for pocket money was used for quran studies - i was very poor as a child and needed this money my family is still muslim and they still pray - i feel like i live in a house full of aliens for this reason they pray to god in a foreign language - at least christians pray in the own language lol my 3 years in arabia i was in a town where about 90% of boys are gay because there are no girls - no joke 90%!!! most local girls wear niqab since otherwise they are called protitutes i dislike islam so much sometimes i feel like becoming a pilot just so i can fly a plane full of faeces over mecca and blow that fake house of god to smithereens i dont believe in islam but im not allowed to leave it???? fucking bitches!! im 22 this year and islam is fucking stupid man i came back to london depressed and its 2 opposite cultures man thats why i was always confused as a child everything my parents told me was the opposite at school basically, i dislike arab culture and this is what i was taught my life the arabs there treat foreigners like dirt and because they have oil and money they roll around in new cars all day while 80% of the population starves for money its disgusting annd the way muslims say the quran is scientific is disgusting too more

Resolved Question: Why is he trying to turn this around on me?

okay so i been with my boyfriend for 2 years and six months, i love him with all my heart, yesterday we got in a stupid argument because i was joking around and ask him " long time ago when you were dating someone ( not anyone in particular) would you leave them for me?" and he said probably well i kinda got a little upset i was hoping that he would say yes i would. but i let it go then he kinda knew he said the wrong thing and he started saying "who ask those stupid questions blah blah blah" which he has asked me questions like that before. well anyways... he started bringing up the past saying that " oh you would talk to your ex when he started dating" and yes, i did talk to him because he called me non stop and i would say please leave me alone i don't want to talk to you and etc and i am mad because he knows it wasn't even like that and i showed him text messages then where i am saying leave me alone, i don't want to talk to you i have a boyfriend, and etc... well i am really upset about it because when we started dating he had this ex that stalked us for about 5 months into are relationship she would leave us letters come over 24/7 saying that she was thier to see his "sister" and so on. well one night when we first started dating i was on the phone with him and he said out of no where hey i gotta go and hanged up well two hours went by and he called me back and he said she came over and they watched house together! and i let it go! and now he wants to try to put my ex in my face when i did the right thing about telling him to leave me alone and he lead on his crazy ex. grrrr. more

Open Question: I am extremely depressed, advice please?

This is the only time I've shared this information with people because none of you actually know me. I'm a 15 yr old guy, I'm not ugly, I'm not fat, short or very skinny, I'm not stupid and not socially embarassing, just a little shy I guess. I am an ok looking guy. Every day of my life I face constant disappointment. I am made fun of for no apparent reason except for the fact that as soon as one cruel jokes starts, others join in to boost their popularity. The girl I love who is in the popular group was originally going to go out with me until she later cancelled the date, however nicely and I am fairly good when talking to women, just a little shy. I've never had a girlfriend or even someone to hug, hold hands with. My friends make fun of me behind my back and will make cruel jokes at any opportunity though I do nothing wrong, also my family love me but they just don't show it too often and I feel ignored and unappreciated by everyone in this world. I try so hard. I think about committing suicide often though I try to discourage these thoughts. I have attempted suicide on many occassions and failed because I worry that you can't cheat life without consequences. I am secretly a Christian but I don't want the school to know that. I love God but I am losing my trust in that things will get better for me. I'm too worried to tell me parents I'm depressed and therefore I can't get pills to help me with my depression. more

Resolved Question: Why does texas suck so much?

I moved to houston from Kobe Japan , and ive been here for a year and it sucks so much people are totally diffrent here and i think a hell of alot more stupid. and another thing is i see a texas flag every direction i look......whats wrong with these people??It's just been a complete joke coming out here, so I took my chances and moved to San francisco and its much better, texas is pretty LAME.so many fat people in texas, You ever notice how many fat people are in this town houston, what's up with that? Texas is the worst place ever & I have lived many places in my life (Germany, Mexico etc) Besides eating and drinking there is not much to do in here, If you are an artistic, intellectual person forget about it, in half a day you are done visiting the museums in the montrose area. The beach in Galveston is really ugly (full of rednecks), there is always rainy and humid and full of mosquitoes, the city is totally flat and all the houses look the same in that pathetic beige or Grey color. They are big though..if you care..I couldn't care less about big houses and big cars.. If you want to take a walk around your neighborhood...forget about it..there is no place to walk unless you drive you damn car to go to a park for a walk...Driving...Driving...Driving...tra… Anyone else have similar thought??Many people here are fat and have no idea about dressing nice or trendy..if you go to some local bar you call always see guys or fat ladies with mullets. more

Open Question: i dont know what to do?

i just started going out with this guy and ive already got plans to go to the movies as a double date with my friend and her boyfriend, i don't know what to do anymore because hes acting like a kid, hes always being immature which he never did when we were just friends and im on the verge of dumping him for it but its really close to Valentine's day and that's kinda, mean. if your wondering what hes doing to act so immature heres what he does: he eats my chapstick (which everytimes i tell him to cut it the heck out he insists it tastes good and then trys to jack another one of my chapsticks), he makes stupid perverted jokes, and he always acts like hes 5 so i feel more like im babysitting rather than hanging out with him! should i dump him or just talk to him to try to get him to stop? p.s. if your answer to this is, "DUMP HIM, HES A CREEPY LITTLE KID!" then im not accepting that or anything close to it, i need an honest answer... more

Open Question: Do they like me or not?

Ok, so I know guys are supposed to be easy to read, but I know these two really cute guys at my school who are so confusing. I like both of them, because they are attractive in different ways, but every time I begin to feel like they may actually like me [or at least are interested], they do some stupid things that make me rethink what I thought. Guy 1: So I met him at the party once, because we have a mutual friend, but we didn't introduce ourselves. Like when he first came up to us, he started talking to my friend, and when I tried to get in the conversation by laughing or making small comments or whatever, he totally didn't even look at me, so I was kind of pissed and started talking with my other friend. So when our mutual friend and him were walking in front of me and my friend, I made a joke or said something funny, and I heard him laugh, so I knew he was listening to what I was saying. And then he opened the door for me, and did some cutesie chivalric things. So later that night, I'm dancing next to him, and every time I look up, I see him quickly looking away, but I could totally feel him looking at me. So he ends up being in two of my classes, and he seems like a REALLY shy person, and we have "eye moments" at the parties and in class, where I totally see him looking at me. But then again, I don't know whether it's because I'm looking back... But it's been five months, and neither of us have had the courage to go up to the other and introduce ourselves. I've been refraining from doing that because our mutual friend told me she was kind of crushing on him, and I don't think we're close enough to get her to introduce him to me... idk. Guy 2: This guy is a serious partier [more like the bad boy type], and I met him like six months ago. We talked for a bit in person during pre-orientation, and then summer came, and he randomly IMs me and talks for like an hour. So school starts, and I finally saw him again, and he smiled, I smiled back, yada yada, But he's not in any of my classes, so I only really see him at the parties, where he's completely drunk. And I always see him giving me looks from across the floor, and at one point he even came up behind me and started to grind. But I wasn't comfortable with grinding with him, esp cuz we really hadn't talked in person since the first time we met, so I backed away. Ever since then, he's been giving me looks and at the parties, he's always grinding some other girl but looking at me while doing it, and idk what to think. And yesterday, he happened to be in my dorm, so I walked past and smiled as I was going out, and he didn't reciprocate. Basically, I am confused, and probably making this into a lot bigger deal than it is, but I just want to see what everyone thinks. LOL. more

Open Question: am i the only one who wants the words i love you to mean something also i hate valentines?

my last boyfriend was telling me he loved me and that i was his favorite girl after 1 week....HOW THE HELL CAN YOU KNOW THAT IN 1 WEEK. i would much rather not do all the mushy stuff until we really are in a serious relationship, its because i want those words to mean something i also hate valentines day, cant stand it all it is is a day were flower/candy companies rejoice and women get mad at men for not getting them anything, relationships should have more ground then material, i also know girls that have broken up w theyre bfs for stuff like that and other really stupid stuff example: my dad is a terrible gift giver, our fam always makes jokes about it but he and my mom have been married for 21 years why??? because theyre love is deeper than that really why are relationships so shallow now, i want something deeper..... more

Open Question: My older sister always get me and in trouble and my parents make me feel blah help plz?

im 13 my sister is 19 my sister has always been the smart skinny straight A's pretty and im the blah im bigger than my sister and my parents joke around about my weight and compared to my sister it makes me feel bad they yell at me cuz i get sad cuz they joke around ive tried starvin my self and one time my dad and mom and uncle and aunt were talking and i was coming back from the bathroom and i heard them say how my sister is more prettier then me everything they ever talk about is her my parents say im the stupid one and my sister is the smart one when ever she gets in trouble she gets out of it she blames stuff on me and my parents punish me like she through me a glass of water and she didnt get in trouble i did i just hate this dont know if i can takr it any longer and every single time i tell my parents its like if i were a wall im soo unloved =[ the person that puts me down the most is my dad i have no one to talk to more

Resolved Question: Wrestling section, can u give me some more IWC ruler (part 2, inside)?

Some IWC rules I found from various wrestling sites: - Chris Jericho is a wrestling deity. Anybody who defeats him is burying him. - Edge is a main event megastar akin to Hulk Hogan and must not be stopped. - John Cena can't wrestle and is killing professional wrestling as we know it. - Triple H is a megalomaniacal, evil genius hellbent on conquering professional wrestling. - Undertaker is one leg drop away from paralysis and should drop the WHC title. - The PG rating is to blame for WWE's uninspired writing. - Shawn Michaels is the best performer of all time and whoever says otherwise is a dork. - Randy Orton is a demi-god and must be worshiped. - Ted DiBiase Jr is the next messiah of pro wrestling. - CM Punk is the second coming and must not be hated. And this is from The Lord of Darkness: -Next time Hogan Hulks up, he'll break his 4th hip replacement. -If you are a Cena fan you are automatically Homosexual. -If you are a fan of the Cena Orton saga, once again you are a Homosexual. -Kid says: The best spear is done by Edge. He's the only one to ever use a spear other than Dave Patisseri. -WWE doesn't want kids to become Christian and they want them to take drugs, that's why Je-Sus Punk is a Heel. -If you think Wrestling is an excuse for men to grab each other, then only a homosexual person would think that. -If you think you need to state that Wrestling is fake, you have an IQ of 60. -If you make jokes about dead people (especially if they aren't funny) you will be Widiculed.(Life of Brian reference) -If you think just because Jason Reso's character name is Christian that he IS a Christian, why isn't he with the Baldtopians? -Shawn Michaels MidLife Crisis BaldHood dream is to end the unendable streak. -Bagging Cena gets you brownie points.. and no brownies what so ever. -Talking in vein of Undertaker will get you a suspension and probably a BAN of your forum. -Talking nicely about the Undertaker will get you the following: Rep Power, Thumbs Up, Fans, Friends and 1 hater (Alexa Fan) -Saying that Alexa is a b'itch will instantly make you the most liked person until the next guy saying it (Alexa is a b'itch, she's a big fat b'itch she's the biggest b'itch in the whole wide world, she's a b'itch she's a b'itch if there ever was a b'itch she's the biggest b'itch in the whole wide world... Aaaaa-Lexa's a b'itch, yes she's just a dirty B'iiitch!) -If you defend Cena with misspelled words you will be considered an 8 year old kid no matter how big you say your penis is. -The Undertaker has been returning from the dead so many times, Mark Calaway will live forever. -If you compare John Cena to The Great One, The People's Champ, The most Electrifying Man in Sport's entertainment, the Brahma Bull, THE... ROCK, you will be disowned by your fellow peers and the 1 peep you had before than (only 1, due to being a cena fan). -If mentioning that The Undertaker can't fight in real life, you will be responded with "The Undertaker knocked Kurt Angle out in 3 seconds on a plane fight, imagine what he could do to you" -Shane McMahon is a silver spoon sucker, Booker T is a Stupid A'ss Mother F'ucker! -If you are a fan of Cena, you DON'T do the following things: Look at p'orn, m'asturbate, swear (in real life) or have p'ubes. -If you talk about crossing the line in front of Vince, he will strut towards you, slip and tear both his quadriceps. -Despite HOW big Batista say's his "Pecker" is, nobody believes him which will then lead to an "unexplained rage" from Batista. Can u give me more? more

Open Question: Valentines Day Crush...but i need help ?

hey i like this boy in my class named david and im single right now btw, and me and him are friends, and ive asked my friend named Katie to ask David who he likes and he said NO ONE and so Katie kept saying "come onnn .." like getting him to tell her and stuff:P but he didnt answer the question, and im not sure if he likes me or not, but its hard because katie is my best friend so basicly if i go over to talk to him, she comes and she starts to make jokes and make him laugh and stuff and i do too but she kinda takes over snce im kinda nervous (i dont want to say something stupid lol) and i really want him to be my valentine for valentines day but i dont know how i could ask him or make him ask me, you know what i mean? please help :) thank you so much :) btw im 13 =Dbtw i think maybe david doesnt want to tell, becuz idk maybe he thinks katie will tell ? is that possible? more